Poor Lindsay. The paparazzi follow her to the grocery store, to the Coffee Bean, to Teddy's and Area, and now they're following her to her AA meetings with video cameras. This is so unfair on so many levels, guys. You can even hear Lindsay saying in the background, "This is so embarrassing." It's not just a horrible invasion of Lindsay's privacy (and I'm torn on where I stand on this -- I mean, she's been working 24/7 to garner publicity for years now), but it's also an attack on anyone who's trying to get sober anonymously at the meetings she's attending. These peop...
I love it. Farrah Fawcett gets cured of cancer, so we get to care about Ryan O'Neal for all of five minutes, during which he manages to get arrested in a physical altercation with his son, who has managed to knock up a girl who is literally half his age. You cannot make this stuff up. [Tabloid Whore] Britney Spears: still dumber than you. [Celebrity Smack] I don't know how Bam Margera has stayed out of prison this long, but his uncle wasn't so lucky. Because, see, Bam's never been so good with, like, knowing where to draw the line, but he's at least peripherally aware that it exists somewhere between a 12-year-old girl and her breast. [Ninja Dude] Check out the Hannibal Rising trailer. [Film.com]
Important things I learned this weekend: The Colts are from Indianapolis. The Bears are from Chicago. So can we be done talking about football for awhile now? [Agent Bedhead] Paris Hilton wins the latest battle in her quest to Liz Hurley even manages to make her nip slip look classy. [Celeb Slam]
I know it's only Monday, but the game's been won. The honor goes to Pasquale over at I'm Bringing Blogging Back, for -- get this -- an Oksana Baiul call. Remember her crazy ass?
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shut down ParisExposed.com keep her name in the headlines. [Hollywood Backwash]
You are way, way cooler than the cop who pulled me over last week, and much nicer than the cop who pulled me over the week before that. Thanks for being a doll. I will live to terrorize the roads of Los Angeles another day.
With love,
Beet
Also, Paris got that restraining order against ParisExposed.com, further insuring that her latest "passion" project will stay front and center as everyone goes to print next week. Say what you will, but that girl's a genius. />You are way, way cooler than the cop who pulled me over last week, and much nicer than the cop who pulled me over the week before that. Thanks for being a doll. I will live to terrorize the roads of Los Angeles another day.
With love,
Beet
Also, Paris got that restraining order against ParisExposed.com, further insuring that her latest "passion" project will stay front and center as everyone goes to print next week. Say what you will, but that girl's a genius....
I'm just not sure. I'm never sure with him. Check out this video of Andy being forcibly escorted off the set of Jimmy Kimmel's show after getting a little handsy with Ivanka Trump (who, despite all the shit I talk about her, always manages to come off very classy and artciulate).
/>I'm just not sure. I'm never sure with him. Check out this video of Andy being forcibly escorted off the set of Jimmy Kimmel's show after getting a little handsy with Ivanka Trump (who, despite all the shit I talk about her, always manages to come off very classy and artciulate).
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Oh, yay. Another Jessie Simpson interview. The forum: Elle magazine. The topic: Her personal life, and how she won't talk about it, and then more about her personal life.On seeing Nick with other women: “Oh, it hurt me. Two or three weeks later? Yeah, I’d say it kind of hurt me.†Hey, Jess? Everyone's going to lead with that. Everyone. You knew that when you said it, didn't you?On her relationship with John Mayer: "I want to tell you everything, but I have to sew my lips toget...
Well, that's not actually true, because I'd much rather see Judith Regan torn to shreds than Anna Wintour. Am I totally the worst thing that ever happened to feminism? It's actually kind of sad that we have this barrage of my-female-boss-is-a-raging-bitch romans-a-clef (roman-a-clefs? what on earth do you do with that?), but no one ever writes, like, Satan Drives a Chrysler, with the thinly veiled Lee Iacocca character laying off blue-collar workers left and right.
Whatever.
Someone wrote a t...
Probably. She's also a whore, a slut, a raging bitch, a homewrecker, a shitty actress and a little flabby around the waist. Unfortunately, the only thing this set of pictures proves is the last one. But they sure have started a firestorm on the Internet.
What I'd like to talk about is what the fuck happened to the knuckles on her left hand. Has she spent some time down on all fours on the carpet for Richie Rich? Has she been moonlighting as an Ultimate Fighting Champion? Or is Heather Locklear's vo...
Hey, remember how the last time was we named a day around here, it was Britney Spears Day -- and, later that afternoon, she filed for divorce? That was awesome.
So, between Timberlake's admission that he was stoned out of his goddamn gourd for, you know, most of 2003, La Lohan's illustrious return to the club scene, and this new tipster account from Perez Hilton, I think it oughtta be Illegal Drugs Day around here. T, Lars, you have your marching orders.
Check out the new dirt:
"Now, I'm not one for snitching and I am aware th...
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dear jt,
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I'm trying to figure out what her M.O. is.
Lindsers was partying at Les Deux with Paris Hilton on Friday and was spotted at Area on Saturday night. No one caught her drinking alcohol (she's always got a water bottle or a can of Rockstar -- which may or may not be filled with, say, water or Rockstar), but still. Is she trying to stay sober or what?
It's not that you can't stay sober and be at bars, Linds, and I'm glad you're still going to meetings, but maybe take it easy for the first couple of m...