Today's Evil Beet Gossip

You Should Be Watching Dirt

So what if "the critics" don't like it? They didn't like Full House, either, but that didn't stop an 8-year-old me from tuning in each week. And it shouldn't stop an adult you from watching this Courteney Cox FX masterpiece. It's well-written and well-acted (with the exception of a painful Adrianne Curry cameo this week -- I love you, darling, but you're not an actress). It has sex and drugs and a schizophrenic. It pushes the envelope, but it hasn't gone completely over the edge yet -- it vaguely r...

Britney Spears: Gay, High and Single!

I know what you're thinking: there's no way Britney Spears could be into chicks. Just like there was no way Britney Spears would expose the paparazzi to three separate shots of her bare nether regions over the course of a single week. Nothing surprises me from this girl. The new issue of In Touch is reporting that Brit-Brit's had a taste for the ladies since well before her split with K-Fed. In fact, they even got someone -- Omar Sharif, a rap producer and friend of K-Fed's -- to go on the record with t...

Late-Night Links

Steve-O urinates in public for the first time this year. [Celebslam]

Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez]

Ryan Phillippe's new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame, which is, ironically, their approximate age difference. [Cele|bitchy]

Eminem is reportedly set to marry Kim Mathers for the third time. They say third time's the charm, so maybe this go-round he'll actually kill her and we can be done with this crap. [Agent Bedhead]

Fergie continues her spelling bee of a solo career with the new video for "Glamorous." [Bree]

Welcome to Famous, Heidi Montag. Leave your clothes at the door. You know, on the hook right above your dignity. [Pop on the Pop]

Maybe if Anne Hathaway ever emerged from her crypt and into the sunlight she wouldn't be so depressed. [ICYDK]

/>Steve-O urinates in public for the first time this year. [Celebslam]Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez]Ryan Phillippe's new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame, which is, ironically, their approximate age difference. [Cele|bitchy]Eminem is reportedly set to marry Kim Mathers for the third time. They say third time's the charm, so maybe this go-round he'll actually kill her and we can be done with this crap. [Agent Bedhead]Fergie continues her spelling bee of a solo career with th...

Oh. My. God.

I am watching the AmIdol San Antonio auditions, and Ryan Seacrest is talking to three girls who are holding a sign that says -- I am not kidding about this -- "JASMINeS Are Next AMerICAN IDOL!" I looked at it for so long, trying to figure out what they could possibly mean by that, and finally it dawned on me. And Ryan is talking to them for what I am certain is a full five minutes, and they are saying something, I'm sure, but I can't hear any of it, because they are holding a sign that says -- for real, people -- "JASMINeS Are Next AMerICAN IDOL!" If only public school teachers could create the same level of hysteria as aspiring pop stars... />I am watching the AmIdol San Antonio auditions, and Ryan Seacrest is talking to three girls who are holding a sign that says -- I am not kidding about this -- "JASMINeS Are Next AMerICAN IDOL!" I looked at it for so long, trying to figure out what they could possibly mean by that, and finally it dawned on me. And Ryan is talking to them for what I am certain is a full five minutes, and they are saying something, I'm sure, but I can't hear any of it, because they are holding a sign that says --...

Bam Margera Ties the Knot

Everyone's a famewhore. Despite the fact that nearly every single couple who films an MTV series about their relationship ends up divorced (I guess Ozzie and Sharon are still together, but I think he's too high to notice), people are still standing in line to have their dirty laundry aired to the entire cable subscriber base. Bam Margera and new bride Missy Rothstein, who tied the knot in Philadelphia on Saturday, have allowed MTV's cameras to follow them through each step of the wedding planning....

Awwwwkward …

Since Lars and I have decided to play off one another's topics today, I'm going with another Hayden Panettiere story. Hayden ran into Evil Incarnate (aka Kristin Cavallari) while shopping on Publicity Blvd (aka Robertson). Hayden, for anyone who doesn't know, is dating Stephen Cavallari, the not-that-hot cause of oh-so-much drama between Kristin and L.C. on Laguna Beach. TMZ has video. What's funny is that Hayden looks like the uncomfortable one here. Kristin probably saw Hayden and thought to h...

Justin’s Bringing ScarlettBack

Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Timberlake is dating. Yes, that's right, he's dating. There is more than one woman in whom he is interested, and so he is spending time romantically with both of them. You'd think the media would be familiar with this concept, as they all watch Grey's Anatomy, and Meredith laid the concept out pretty clearly a couple months back, but everyone still seems shocked. It's not a committed relationship ... but it's not cheating ... how do we frame this?After frollicking a...

Janice Dickinson Rocks

Late-Night Links

Best and worst of Super Bowl ads. [Film.com]

Ryan Phillippe is all about fatherhood. That and cheating on his wife. [PopSugar]

Kimora Lee gets all lesbo at Cipriani. [Cele|bitchy]

Kim Kardashian takes a page from the Paris Hilton playbook, keeps the sex tape rumors alive. [The Blemish]

Jessica Simpson dyes her hair auburn, colors face to match. [Pop on the Pop]

Ron Jeremy and Paris Hilton once played a little game of I'll-show-you-mine-if-you'll-show-me-yours in a bathroom stall. If they wanted to see each other's naughty bits, they both could have saved some time and checked the Internet. [Warship]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her cleavage hit up The Ivy for some publicity lunch. Oh, Love. I don't even know what you're working on now. The Horse Whisperer? Or something? You'll always be that girl who gave it up to Bailey Salinger in my mind. [Rappy's]

Ryan O'Neal understands that the publics needs -- nay, deserves -- a full account of his fireplace-poker-swinging battle with his son. [Defamer]

Jeff Zucker takes the reins at NBC. Hang on tight. [Jossip]

/>Best and worst of Super Bowl ads. [Film.com]Ryan Phillippe is all about fatherhood. That and cheating on his wife. [PopSugar]Kimora Lee gets all lesbo at Cipriani. [Cele|bitchy]Kim Kardashian takes a page from the Paris Hilton playbook, keeps the sex tape rumors alive. [The Blemish]Jessica Simpson dyes her hair auburn, colors face to match. [Pop on the Pop]Ron Jeremy and Paris Hilton once played a little game of I'll-show-you-mine-if-you'll-show-me-yours in a bathroom stall. If they wanted to see eac...

Brace Yourself: Yahoo Had a Good Idea

A friend of mine told me last night that Yahoo! Mail Beta allowed you to open several messages at once, in multiple tabs. My Yahoo mail is really just a relic of my past at this point, because the interface sucks so hard and the spam filtering is worse. But, just for kicks, I decided to switch to Beta today. It's actually a very nice interface. And by "very nice" I of course mean "Outlook." But the whole multiple-message tabbing thing is really, really useful. I'm shocked. I haven't seen anything good come out of Yahoo in years. Come on, Google! Step it up! I need this in my Gmail! />A friend of mine told me last night that Yahoo! Mail Beta allowed you to open several messages at once, in multiple tabs. My Yahoo mail is really just a relic of my past at this point, because the interface sucks so hard and the spam filtering is worse. But, just for kicks, I decided to switch to Beta today. It's actually a very nice interface. And by "very nice" I of course mean "Outlook." But the whole multiple-message tabbing thing is really, really useful. I'm shocked. I haven't seen anything...