As of 10:30 PST, here's what we have so far:
Prescription drugs were found in Anna Nicole's room. The pills were in Howard K. Smith's name!A judge today refused emergency DNA testing to determine the paternity of Dannielynn, but ordered her remains preserved until a full hearing on February 20.
It appears that Anna and Howard K. Stern were set to be legally married (their last marriage, it turns out, was not legally binding) in the Bahamas on February 23.
The couple were both in Florida yesterday to buy a 39" boa...
Teri Hatcher had a lunch date with George Bush, Sr. I'm not sure which of them I feel more sorry for. [Faded Youth] Lance and Reichen had a love that could have lasted a lifetime ... if it weren't for some dude from Real World: Denver. [ICYDK] Mischa and Cisco had a love that could have lasted a lifetime ... if it weren't for that picture of his gigantic testicles that made the Internet rounds. [Cele|bitchy] Breaking: Angelina Jolie is thin. [The Bosh] Yeah, okay, so Tori Spelling's like 20 months pregnant, but is that really any excuse to look like Kirstie Alley? [The Blog You Love to Hate] Blah blah blah ... Ryan O'Neal ... blah blah son drunk ... blah blah blah pregnant girlfriend battered ... blah blah blah ... Gloria Allred? Jesus. [TMZ] Will Nicky Hilton face actual consequences for her participation in her sister's bigoted video projects? Maybe. You know who won't face actual consequences? Paris. Ever. [MollyGood]
Anna Nicole's arrival at the hospital, already dead. On tape. Ignore the ... um ... is this German? The footage was captured by Splash News, and reportedly sold last night for $500,000 after a bidding war.
Update: Liveblog of the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy press conference this afternoon. Part 1 and Part 2. />Anna Nicole's arrival at the hospital, already dead. On tape. Ignore the ... um ... is this German? The footage was captured by Splash News, and reportedly sold last night for $500,000 after a bidding war.
Update: Liveblog of the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy press conference this afternoon. Part 1 and Part 2....
I figure we all need a quick breather from the Anna Nicole Smith insanity, especially since tomorrow is going to be insane and autopsy-intensive. Here's a clip someone sent me about the new Eddie Murphy film Norbit. I don't know much about this film, but rumor has it that Eddie's decision to add to the ever-expanding, always high-brow genre of black-men-playing-fat-black-women-and-doing-dumb-shit may actually hurt his shot at an Oscar for Dreamgirls. So, hey, I'm already a fan. The movie opens tomorrow.
/>I figure we all need a quick breather from the Anna Nicole Smith insanity, especially since tomorrow is going to be insane and autopsy-intensive. Here's a clip someone sent me about the new Eddie Murphy film Norbit. I don't know much about this film, but rumor has it that Eddie's decision to add to the ever-expanding, always high-brow genre of black-men-playing-fat-black-women-and-doing-dumb-shit may actually hurt his shot at an Oscar for Dreamgirls. So, hey, I'm already a fan. The movie opens to...
Check out a clip from the Kim Kardashian sex tape. I really hope it gets more interesting than this. She's a beautiful girl and all, but Paris set the sex-tape bar pretty damn high, and this clip is really, really dull in comparison. I read that there were golden showers involved originally, but that they'd been cut before the final release. If that's not proof that Kim's involved in this, I don't know what is.
Update: Ha ha ha, Perez sucks. That was smart, though, dear. Credit where credit is due. Anyway the clip is here. />Check out a clip from the Kim Kardashian sex tape. I really hope it gets more interesting than this. She's a beautiful girl and all, but Paris set the sex-tape bar pretty damn high, and this clip is really, really dull in comparison. I read that there were golden showers involved originally, but that they'd been cut before the final release. If that's not proof that Kim's involved in this, I don't know what is.
Update: Ha ha ha, Perez sucks. That was smart, though, dear. Credit where credit is ...
DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern
DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern
DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern
DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern
DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern
That is FOUR N's, and an IE, and no hyphens. I am grateful now that I took great pains to learn the spelling awhile back. You never know what might come in handy when there's breaking news. You hear that, Reuters?? I'm job-hunting ...
God speed, soldiers. ...
Gawker's captured some of the madness of Anna Nicole's wikipedia page post-mortem.
Defamer's got a great play-by-play of the CNN coverage. And much-needed baby ducks. The ducks are good. So I'm re-posting them here. Because they helped. Because this is stressful and depressing. Thanks, Defamer.
SplashNews promises CPR video soon. ...
I suppose it had to end like this. The soap opera of Anna Nicole Smith's life came to a sudden finale on Thursday afternoon in a Hollywood, Florida hotel room. Smith had been in the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino since Monday, leaving five-month-old daughter Dannielynn behind in the Bahamas with a close friend. Anna's unconscious body was discovered by her private nurse on Thursday afternoon. Her bodyguard and local paramedics attempted CPR, and she was rushed to the hospital, but she died before...
Heatherette gets no love. The hipster fashion line debuted its new line at NYC Fashion Week on Tuesday, sans a model and a high-profile guest. Paris Hilton -- a longtime friend of the designer duo -- was slated to walk the runway, and Britney Spears had front row seats. Paris canceled at the last minute, citing a stomach ache, but Radar provides a little more insight. Paris was spotted doing shots of tequila at Butter with Brandon Davis until 3:30 in the morning, at which point she puked and went...
Gawker draws our attention to this Page Six article on Britney Spears.
SHE'S here for Fashion Week, but Britney Spears (left last night with baby Sean Preston) could use some fashion tips. The pop tart was spotted in the bathroom of the Carlyle Hotel on Friday about 11 p.m., primping with friends in front of the mirror. Our spy overheard Spears complain, "Y'all, I feel old! I'm 24, y'all. I feel old." She was wearing "a red tank minidress, no bra, and huge platform shoes" and had "nappy hair extensions." ...
Nice, France, that is.
I'm really glad that Victoria's wearing denim from the Victoria Beckham line of Rock & Republic jeans (I love you, R&R!!! Feel free to send me free stuff!!! I'm a tastemaker, dammit!!). R&R must be much happier with her than Raymond Weil is with Charlize Theron.
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Just for the record, I spent about 30 seconds trying really hard to think of a medical pun to make in the headline. You know, like "House's Competition Ailing" or "House Diagnoses Ratings Success," and then abandoned the idea, for reasons that should by now be obvious.
Anyway, my Dad's favorite show on TV (and, really, the only show on TV he'll watch) killed the competition this week, with a series-high viewership of 27.4 million viewers, making it the most-watched scripted series this week (thi...