I'll go ahead and jump on this picture-posting bandwagon. I have no idea how TMZ acquired these photos, but they seem pretty confident they are actually from the refrigerator in Anna's bedroom in her Bahamas home. Note the methadone.
Sigh. I'm so tired already tonight.
Oh and Howard K. Stern's been found. Apparently he hopped a flight to the Bahamas with Entertainment Tonight's Mark Steines, who scored the exclusive interviews with HKS after Anna's death. ET will start airing the footage Monday night, but you can get a sense of...
Just in case Britney Spears had any surviving remnant of trust for the people she allows into her life, Isaac Cohen sits down with News of the World for a tell-all just weeks after their split. [Dirty Laundry] The JT video for "What Goes Around Comes Around," co-starring Scarlett Johansson, has hit the Internet. I'd comment on it, but after I'd watched for a minute or two, I was in too much pain to continue. I'd feel bad passing judgment without viewing the remaining seven freakin' minutes. [POTP] Someone leaked a topless photo of Jen Aniston from the set of The Break-Up. Hooray boobies! [The Blemish] More music videos: The Killers "Read My Mind" and Scissor Sisters "She's My Man." [Bree, popbytes] Ralph Fiennes joins the mile-high club. [Warship] Elle MacPherson hasn't gotten laid in two years. Cry me a river. [Cele|bitchy] Hilary Duff releases the music video for "With Love." [POTP] Kim Kardashian pretends like her sex tape still matters to anyone. [The Blemish] Fashion Week bravely trudges forward in the wake of such tragedy. [MollyGood] Mary-Kate Olsen is that drunken slut you always kind of knew Michelle Tanner would grow up to be. [Celebslam] Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are probably bumping uglies again. [Celebrity Smack]
Because it appears most of the country has. If you so much as gave this woman a pap smear in 1987, Larry King wants to book you.
Check out this latest clip. First, Larry interviews some chick who said Anna Nicole was her maid of honor. She seems really down-to-earth and normal, and I'm confused, because I thought clearly Anna had no close friends who happened to be in any way grounded in reality, and then she announces that she had never met Anna before her wedding day. She'd won some contest through Trimspa, and ... I don't know, the story gets bizarre ... but somehow or other Anna Nicole showed up at her wedding and now she's on CNN.
Then Larry interviews some dude. Not sure who he is or why he matters, but he called Anna "pumpkin."
And now, the coup de grace. Joanie Laurer, aka Chyna, who is absolutely fucking wasted. And crying. And oh my God she is trashed. Like Paula Abdul levels of incoherence. Now this is the kind of friend I'd have guessed Anna would have.
Okay I just had this fantasy of Joanie Laurer and Paula Abdul co-hosting some sort of View-style talk show program. Just imagine:
"So the war in Iraq is just..."
"I know, it's, like, when I was ten years old, okay, I had this Barbie doll, and we, um, okay, I painted her pubic hair green and..."
"Right, with everyone dying over there, it's just so ... I mean ... when I had my reality show with the Brady guy and my boyfriend came over and I had to try to kill myself because of the media scrutiny and..."
"I think the media scrutiny is just like Iraq."
"It really is."
"Do you have any bubbles?"
"Like to blow?"
"Yes."
"Yes I do."
Okay okay, I'll stop. So now Larry's talking to the wife of Trimspa's CEO. She says Joanie is full of shit and is not friends with Anna, and is just using this opportunity to be in the limelight. She is Anna's true friend, which is obviously why she is so deeply in mourning that she has to take her two minutes with Larry King to bitch out fucking Chyna.
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Because it appears most of the country has. If you so much as gave this woman a pap smear in 1987, Larry King wants to book you.
Check out this latest clip. First, Larry interviews some chick who said Anna Nicole was her maid of honor. She seems really down-to-earth and normal, and I'm confused, because I thought clearly Anna had no close friends who happened to be in any way grounded in reality, and then she announces that she had never met Anna before her wedding day. She'd won some contest ...
Larry King is currently interviewing Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, the publicity whore who is cashing on on Anna Nicole's death by saying he might be Dannielynn's father. He's been doing interviews all day. Larry can't seem to get him to admit that he banged Anna, so he asks him why on earth he's claiming he might be the father.
After stating that there are probably 30 guys who might be the father -- way to call her a slut, dude -- the Prince goes on to say this:
"Now there are two guys who claim one is the father, the other one is the father, and I think both of them are full of shit because they are not the father at all."
Larry asks him if he was in love with Anna. The Prince says he's not, he's in love with his wife (Zsa Zsa Gabor), and it was just an affair with Anna. However, he will raise the baby if it is his.
This is so weird. />Larry King is currently interviewing Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, the publicity whore who is cashing on on Anna Nicole's death by saying he might be Dannielynn's father. He's been doing interviews all day. Larry can't seem to get him to admit that he banged Anna, so he asks him why on earth he's claiming he might be the father.
After stating that there are probably 30 guys who might be the father -- way to call her a slut, dude -- the Prince goes on to say this:
"Now there are two guys who claim...
Check out what Rosie O'Donnell had to say on The View yesterday morning, just hours before Anna Nicole's death. Class-ay.
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Doc says they will take DNA samples, as is apparently routine in a case like this.
They did not find proof immediately that there was "chronic abuse" of drugs. But he emphasizes that all their determinations so far have been based on observations by the naked eye. Cute moment: "We are not Superman -- or Superwoman, because there are women working in our office."
A reporter asks to speak to the Chief. He steps up to the mic. Reporter asks if there is any truth to the rumors that Howard K. Stern was...
The Anna Nicole Smith autopsy press conference is in progress. Here's the liveblog.
Dr. Joshua Perper, the chief medical examiner for Broward County, kicks things off.
He thanks a bunch of people first. That's nice. Can we move on?
He introduces the Chief of Police, Charlie Taggert, who extends his sympathy and thanks a bunch of people. He says they plan to investigate thoroughly. He says no evidence exists to indicate that a crime occurred. They found no illegal drugs at the scene -- only prescr...
Victoria and David Beckham are upset that U.S. authorities have decided to bar eight of their longtime security guards from immigrating to the States with them. These employees do not qualify for U.S. work permits, because authorities believe U.S. citizens could reasonably do their jobs.
The Beckhams are upset about this, because their security team has been with them for years, and their sons reportedly look at them as uncles. Says a source, “It’s proving to be a massive headache...