It's funny, see, because the girl falls down. Her name's Jael. I don't understand how she could be expected to support her own weight even under nominal circumstances. Her legs are like extended pinkies. New "cycle" (I hate myself each time I have to say that) starts Feb 28 on the CW.
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It's funny, see, because the girl falls down. Her name's Jael. I don't understand how she could be expected to support her own weight even under nominal circumstances. Her legs are like extended pinkies. New "cycle" (I hate myself each time I have to say that) starts Feb 28 on the CW. ...
David Arquette likes watching his wife make out with Jen Aniston. How is this news? [Glitterati] Beyonce photo gallery. [Film.com] In college, my friends and I used to play the Movie Title Game. One person comes up with a ridiculous scenario and/or ridiculous pairings of actors, and the other contestants determine the appropriately hilarious title for said film. David Spade is a grocery bagger at Ralph's? Paper or Spastic? Get it? Okay. So Mark-Paul Gosselaar is a hot-shot lawyer who decides to become an L.A. public defender. His partner? Janeane Garofalo. Go. [Pajiba] Beyonce does the cover of Sports Illustrated. [Egotastic] Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy got matching hair cuts, which is totally creepier than his new movie is going to be. [A Socialite's Life] The set of Grey's Anatomy has returned to normal. They're getting into fistfights again. [Cele|bitchy] American Idol claims another marriage. [PhillyBurbs] Red-carpet photos from the U.S. premiere of Music & Lyrics, starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant. [Film.com]
I bet JC Chasez could give Clay Aiken some ideas about how to use an oversized turnip. [Celebslam] Vogue's Anna Wintour: "You want a fat girl on the cover of my magazine? Fine. Fine. But she is not going to look good." [DListed] Pete Wentz makes out with boys. [POTP] Ivanka Trump reminds us that she is nothing like Paris Hilton. Which is true, because Paris Hilton doesn't need to name-drop Ivanka Trump in order to get people writing about her. [A Socialite's Life] You don't need photographic evidence to assure yourself that Britney's a dirty whore. But, admit it, you want it anyway. [Cele|bitchy]
I like to think that I'm sort of in the loop with, you know, television, and the networks which comprise it. At least in the U.S. You know, because it's sort of my job and stuff. But it turns out there is a whole entire network that I have never heard of. It's called "The N" and it's owned by Viacom. Apparently it's targeted toward younger kids. Does it even broadcast in L.A.? Because, um, their wikipedia page says they're airing My So-Called Life reruns. How did I miss this?
Anyway, this lovely Angela Chase-friendly network was brought to my attention by one of my very favorite media folks, who wants me to plug some show on there called Instant Star. It features a girl named Alexz Johnson, who should probably quit acting and go back to school for awhile, at least until someone explains to her that the "x" sound actually includes the "z" sound. Whatever. Here's the preview.
/>I like to think that I'm sort of in the loop with, you know, television, and the networks which comprise it. At least in the U.S. You know, because it's sort of my job and stuff. But it turns out there is a whole entire network that I have never heard of. It's called "The N" and it's owned by Viacom. Apparently it's targeted toward younger kids. Does it even broadcast in L.A.? Because, um, their wikipedia page says they're airing My So-Called Life reruns. How did I miss this?
Anyway, this lovely...
Heather Mills kicks the paparazzi's ass. Literally. [Ninja Dude] />Heather Mills kicks the paparazzi's ass. Literally. [Ninja Dude]David Arquette likes watching his wife make out with Jen Aniston. How is this news? [Glitterati]Beyonce photo gallery. [Film.com]In college, my friends and I used to play the Movie Title Game. One person comes up with a ridiculous scenario and/or ridiculous pairings of actors, and the other contestants determine the appropriately hilarious title for said film. David Spade is a grocery bagger at Ralph's? Paper or Spastic? Get it? Okay. So M...
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Red-carpet photos from the U.S. premiere of Music & Lyrics, starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant. [Film.com]
I bet JC Chasez could give Clay Aiken some ideas about how to use an oversized turnip. [Celebslam]Vogue's Anna Wintour: "You want a fat girl on the cover of my magazine? Fine. Fine. But she is not going to look good." [DListed]Pete Wentz makes out with boys. [POTP]Ivanka Trump reminds us that she is nothing like Paris Hilton. Which is true, because Paris Hilton doesn't need to name-drop Ivanka Trump in order to get p...
"Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead, Wolf?"
"Yes."
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The entire VH1 classics department got axed today, as did all staff producers at MTV2. It's rumored that most of Affiliate Marketing & Sales won't last the day. Brody Jenner? Still on TV. Life is not fair. We'll keep you posted... />...
A lot of people are going to be in a lot of trouble as this story unfolds. TMZ unearthed a prescription written for Michelle Chase -- an alias Anna Nicole commonly used -- for methadone. It was written by Dr. Sandeep Kapoor, a friend of Anna's. The pills were shipped by a pharmacy in California to Vicky Marshall (Anna's real name) in the Bahamas. Here's the kicker -- the pills were prescribed and exported on August 25, 2006, just thirteen days before Anna gave birth to Dannielynn, and sixteen d...
In all the fun of the Britney Spears Gone Wild saga, it's easy to forget that there are people who genuinely love this girl and who are hurt seeing her this way. Remember her assistant, Felicia Culotta? She goes by "Fe" (pronounced "Fee"). As I recall, she was Britney's mom's best friend back in the day, and was Britney's assistant for the better part of her career. And remember Ruben, the guy who used to run WorldOfBritney.com? He left the site awhile back, leaving behind him a scathing messa...
Oh, wait, Paris Hilton doesn't care anymore. Paris Hilton hasn't cared for months. That's like 28 scandals ago. So Travis Barker and his newly acquired batch of herpes are back in the arms of Shanna Moakler, even though they both deny it like crazy (getting back together, not the herpes). At Pure in Vegas last night. ...
Let's just get this out of the way, so we can get on with our day.
A Florida judge has ordered that Anna Nicole's body not be released until DNA testing can be performed as per the request of Larry Birkhead.
A Bahamian judge yesterday agreed to an injunction preventing Howard K. Stern from removing Dannielynn from the Bahamas. This is at the request of Anna's mother, Virgie Arthur, who claims she fears for the safety of the child with Stern.
Howard K. Stern's sister Bonnie continues to wa...
You know, the one without a K? The one we once thought was, without a doubt, the craziest motherfucker named Howard Stern on the planet?
Shock-jock Howard "Not K" Stern proposed to his longtime girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky, with a 5.2 carat diamond ring. In case you care. ...
No news day would be complete without an update on the Anna Nicole saga. To summarize today's findings:The 911 call from the day of Anna's death has been, um, either released or .. acquired. Listen to all the non-excitement of it here.Anna Nicole's former bodyguard, Alex Denk, has thrown his hat into the Dannielynn-paternity ring, bringing the number of potential daddies to five. Anna Nicole's mother has hired a lawyer to help in her quest to have Anna's body released to her for burial. Anna did...