Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Phelpsy’s Not Dating Miss California!!!

michael_phelps_omega Oh, happy day! After Miss California was all like, "Well I miiiight be dating Michael Phelps, but I'm not telling because I'm a douchebag," Phelpsy himself stepped in to deny the rumors. BAM! BITCH GOES DOWN! "I'm not dating anybody," he said Wednesday at the opening of the Omega flagship boutique in NYC. "I'm single. My private life stays private." And as for her answer to the gay marriage question? "That's the cool thing about America - everybody has their opinion," he said. "I'm not saying I sup...

Lindsay Lohan on Ellen

As Wendie mentioned this morning, the rotting, hungover corpse of Lindsay Lohan appeared on Ellen Degeneres' show today to talk about Samantha and the "rumors" about her life. Now we have the clips. Enjoy. /> As Wendie mentioned this morning, the rotting, hungover corpse of Lindsay Lohan appeared on Ellen Degeneres' show today to talk about Samantha and the "rumors" about her life. Now we have the clips. Enjoy....

Still Going Strong!!!

Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey at Malibu Lumber Yard Pictures Photos Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey looked very much the happy couple at the grand opening of the Malibu Lumber Yard in (of course) Malibu. Also there: The rarely seen Lacey Chabert (Claudia Salinger!!!), Mena Suvari (who's ditched the shaved-head look in favor of some long extensions), Rick & Kathy Hilton, Garcelle Beauvais, Holly Robinson Peete, Kelly Carlson and Vanessa Minnillo (sans Nick!). [gallery]...

Matt Damon Turned Down Lead Role in the New Star Trek

Matt Damon Passed on Star Trek Role as Captain Kirk Is everyone getting super psyched for the new Star Trek movie??? I know I am!!! (But, then again, I'm a huge nerd.) I was interested to learn today that the lead role of a young Captain Kirk was originally offered to Matt Damon -- but he passed on it. The role was given to newcomer Chris Pine. However, it seems like director J.J. Abrams has made his peace with that. He tells Life magazine, "I actually approached Matt and we had some discussions, but everything happens for a reason. On the ...

Your Daily Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Is Totally Anorexic Again, Pictures Photos Well, well, well! Look who's dying! It's Lindsay Lohan, who seems to have moved from a relationship with Sam to a love affair with her old pal Ana once again. Lindsay was spotted wandering around Melrose yesterday looking to buy new glasses and providing new thinspiration for girls battling ED around the world. Ahhhhh, the symbolism is overwhelming! Lindsay, you DO need new glasses! You need to start seeing everything very, very differently, or you're done for, kiddo! What did I tell you guys? It...

Susan Boyle Offered $1M to Lose Her Virginity on Camera

EU BRITAIN SINGING SENSATION It was really just a matter of time before this happened: Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick. The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films. "We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world's attention," said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. "Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I'm sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible." ... If Boyle accep...

A “Clueless” Sequel???

clulesschristmas Oh, nothing would make me happier than this! Despite the fact that it's going to TOTALLY suck! Thirteen years after her blockbuster movie Clueless debuted, Alicia Silverstone is finally reprising her role as ditzy Cher Horowitz in a sequel to the 1995 hit. Alicia, 32, was recently spotted shopping along Ventura Boulevard in Tarzana, Calif., with her good friend, Clueless writer and director Amy Heckerling, 54. “They were talking about the script they’re working on and how exciting t...

We Have an Advice Column Now (Sort Of)

zeldalilylogo In case you haven't noticed, in the past few weeks we've been slowly rolling out a new web project. It's called Zelda Lily: Feminism in a Bra, and it's a website dedicated to women (although men are welcome!), and to bringing the concept of feminism back into the mainstream. I've long been bothered that the presence of "feminism," particularly on the web, adheres to a strict, and often exclusive, doctrine. Being a woman involves so many more viewpoints and choices and ways of life than tradi...

He Still Hasn’t Put a Ring On It, So the Beyonce Dance Continues

In London's Piccaddilly Circus this week, 100 woman flash-mobbed the square to "celebrate" (read: "promote") London's free Beyonce concert in November, sponsored by Trident. Yeah, that's right, the gum. The packets of gum all have barcodes on them, and a limited number of the barcodes grant you access to the Beyonce show. So it's kind of like Willy Wonka except with considerably fewer Oompa Loompas but probably a lot more aerial work. (I'm gonna go ahead and call the chocolate ratio a tie.) I feel like I've watched people do this dance on YouTube clips with such regularity that I might just spring up out of bed one night and start doing it, nailing all the moves perfectly. I've never studied dance, but I'm pretty sure I could at least test into some masters-level courses in tap and ballet with the sheer amount of exposure I've had to the Single Ladies dance. You think I'm kidding? Once when I was 13, Juilliard offered me a full scholarship to their dance program when they saw me do the Achy Breaky Heart dance at a Bat Mitzvah. (I politely declined; I knew another young woman was waiting in the wings to build an ill-deserved career on Billy Ray Cyrus's name. You're welcome, Miley.) Thanks Anthony! /> In London's Piccaddilly Circus this week, 100 woman flash-mobbed the square to "celebrate" (read: "promote") London's free Beyonce concert in November, sponsored by Trident. Yeah, that's right, the gum. The packets of gum all have barcodes on them, and a limited number of the barcodes grant you access to the Beyonce show. So it's kind of like Willy Wonka except with considerably fewer Oompa Loompas but probably a lot more aerial work. (I'm gonna go ahead and call the chocolate ratio a tie.) I ...