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Michael Jackson Sued Again

Hooooooly Shit Brit

More Britney video went up on X17. This video shows Britney in the hair salon. It doesn't show the actual cutting of the hair, just Brit sitting in the salon chair. You know, I was explaining all this to my father tonight (in addition to the death of Anna Nicole, which he just heard of today -- "I was wondering why the news was showing so many pictures of a nobody," he said), and he made a rather astute observation when I told him that Britney had ended up shearing her own head: "Couldn't she just have stayed home and done that?" And it's very true. For as much as she claims to despise the paps, she really could have just stayed home and done it, rather than making it a media field day. I'm telling you guys, this had something to do with Saturday being Paris Hilton's birthday. She wanted to prove that she could still be the media queen. Anyway, most horrifying of all, at the end of the video, Britney drives away. Like, she is behind the wheel. Ugh. This video begins with Brit telling a paparazzo, "Go fuck yourself" when he asked her why she shaved her head. It follows her into a tattoo parlor, where you can actually see the tattoo artist getting to work. She squeezes her bodyguard's hand to deal with the pain. You'd think she'd be drugged enough already ... This last video is more from the tattoo parlor. She finally pulls off the gray sweatshirt and gives the photogs a good shot of her head. The funniest part of this is all the voices in the background like "Oh my God, she's bald!" The paparazzi and passers-by are freaking out. The bodyguard pays, and Brit gives the tattoo artist a hug. You can hear a young girl in the background, probably on her cell phone, saying "Dad, I can see her perfectly!" By the time she leaves the tattoo place, the police are there to deal with the crowds.
/> More Britney video went up on X17. This video shows Britney in the hair salon. It doesn't show the actual cutting of the hair, just Brit sitting in the salon chair. You know, I was explaining all this to my father tonight (in addition to the death of Anna Nicole, which he just heard of today -- "I was wondering why the news was showing so many pictures of a nobody," he said), and he made a rather astute observation when I told him that Britney had ended up shearing her own head: "Couldn't she just...

UPDATE: Ebay Pulls Britney Hair Auction

So sad. I guess there really wasn't any Britney hair to be bought. Either that or Brit's lawyers had a little chit-chat with Meg Whitman & Co. The link now points to an invalid item. An ebay search for "Britney Spears" reveals that all Britney-hair-related items have been pulled. This sucks because I was really excited to cover the results of that drug testing. Someone has that damn hair ...
/>So sad. I guess there really wasn't any Britney hair to be bought. Either that or Brit's lawyers had a little chit-chat with Meg Whitman & Co. The link now points to an invalid item. An ebay search for "Britney Spears" reveals that all Britney-hair-related items have been pulled. This sucks because I was really excited to cover the results of that drug testing. Someone has that damn hair ......

The Britney Spears/Anna Nicole Connection

My, How the Tables Have Turned

Tara Reid enjoys life poolside in Santa Barbara, managing -- at the same time -- to keep all her hair attached to her scalp, not scream racist rants into a video camera, not be in rehab, and not be charged formally with a DUI. We can forgive the cigarette. Lookin' good, Tar-bear!
Update: Sigh. Splash News is being all like "We're running a business here, people." Images pulled on request.
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Mid-Day Links

Comin' atcha early today...

Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady split up in December ... but they're expecting a baby late this summer. [ICYDK]

Dog the Bounty Hunter has been cleared for extradition to Mexico, where they prefer serial rapists to bounty hunters. [Girls Talkin Smack]

Now I understand why Britney decided to shave her head this weekend ... it was Paris Hilton's birthday, and the blogosphere barely noticed. So sad! [Holy Candy]

Check out Anna Nicole's actual will. [Ninja Dude]

Just when you thought nothing about Vanilla Ice could possibly get more pathetic ... bring on the tax rap. [NewsToob]

Britney Spears and Snow White's Dopey: separated at birth? [Allie is Wired]

Sports Illustrated models work the red carpet (in dresses, but still hot). [Drunken Stepfather]

/>Comin' atcha early today... Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady split up in December ... but they're expecting a baby late this summer. [ICYDK]Dog the Bounty Hunter has been cleared for extradition to Mexico, where they prefer serial rapists to bounty hunters. [Girls Talkin Smack] Now I understand why Britney decided to shave her head this weekend ... it was Paris Hilton's birthday, and the blogosphere barely noticed. So sad! [Holy Candy] Check out Anna Nicole's actual will. [Ninja Dude]Just when you thought nothin...

Britney’s Baldening: The Play-by-Play

Anna Nicole who? Man, in all honesty, I have nothing but pure sympathy for Britney Spears right now. I'm done being snarky. I'm done making jokes. Britney. Please get help. Sigh. So here's the run-down of Brit's bald-tastic evening: At 7 pm, she hit up Esther's Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, Califonia. Paparazzi reports indicate that she was crying in her car outside the salon for at least ten minutes before going in. The salon was closed, but she had called someone to open it up and let he...

A Little Study Break …

Well, let's face it, if you're in college, this whole site is a little study break. But we're approaching midterm time, and a friend passed these on to me today. They're not exactly celebrity gossip, but they made me laugh so hard that I had to post them here. Anyone who's ever taken a college science class can appreciate this. Click to enlarge. Well, let's face it, if you're in college, this whole site is a little study break. But we're approaching midterm time, and a friend passed these on to me today. They're not exactly celebrity gossip, but they made me laugh so hard that I had to post them here. Anyone who's ever taken a college science class can appreciate this. Click to enlarge. ...

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