With Britney Spears safely in rehab, there's room for a new superstar in Hollywood, and this guy knows it. He's started the website PagingAriGold.com, a blog dedicated to attracting the attention of fictitious Hollywood super-agent Ari Gold. Googling the term "Ari Gold" produces a sponsored link to his website (although I discovered it while googling Kevin Connolly, so it appears he's branching out). The site has three entries, two of which include his video pleas to Ari and his assistant, Lloyd. I'm fairly certain this guy is joking, in which case it's fabulous (but subtle) humor. If he's not joking, it's even funnier. I've included the videos here.
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With Britney Spears safely in rehab, there's room for a new superstar in Hollywood, and this guy knows it. He's started the website PagingAriGold.com, a blog dedicated to attracting the attention of fictitious Hollywood super-agent Ari Gold. Googling the term "Ari Gold" produces a sponsored link to his website (although I discovered it while googling Kevin Connolly, so it appears he's branching out). The site has three entries, two of which include his video pleas to Ari and his assistant, Lloyd. I'm fairly certain this guy i...
Project Runway winner Jeffrey Sebelia is broke -- and designing clothes for the Bratz movie. Which is still, I suppose, a step above going on the Surreal Life and sleeping with a former child star who's twice your age and half your height. Isn't that right, Adrianne Curry? [A Socialite's Life] Seriously? OMG! WTF? has moved. Update your bookmarks, kids! [SOW]
Britney Spears could never hang on American Idol. [IDLYITW] Justin Timberlake weighs in on Britney and her (non-)hair. [GTS] Jessica Biel and Hayden Panettiere walk their dogs in L.A. this weekend. I'm just happy whenever Hayden is not in the same city as Paris Hilton. Leave her alone, Paris! [Ninja Dude] Cameron Diaz gets wasted in Vegas. [Allie Is Wired] Christina Aguilera and Beyonce at Jay-Z's birthday party. [INO] Kelly Osbourne breaks down at an HIV benefit concert and states that one of her family members is HIV positive. Start up the office pools, kids. [Celeb Slam] Meredith Grey may currently be the Schrodinger's Cat of network television, but Ellen Pompeo is alive and well and attending the NBA all-star game. [ICYDK] Lily Allen is always good for a pull quote or twelve. [Bree]
Esther Tognozzi, the owner of the salon where Brit shaved her head, called into Ryan Seacrest's morning show today. "I had my vertical blinds closed," she said, "And the bodyguards ... opened the blinds, supposedly to see who's back there ... and somebody got a very clear shot of her in the back of my salon." Ryan asks if it's possible this was all a set-up for publicity. "Do I have to answer that?" says Esther. And -- this is so funny -- without missing a beat, Ryan's all like "Yes." Like he's Jack McCoy or some shit. Of course she doesn't have to answer that. But she does: "Could be." Ryan pushes the matter further, looking for a soundbite. "It's Hollywood, Ryan," says the owner of a run-down hair salon in Tarzana, to the host of American Idol. You can't make this stuff up.
Anyway, yeah, of course Britney wanted people to take pictures. Otherwise she would have shaved her damn head at home.
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I saw this last night and laughed my ass off, so I was thrilled when IBBB posted the clip today. Enjoy! />...
Man, this interview should be required reading for the whole world. Especially Lauren Conrad.
Details magazine sits down with the male "stars" of this season of The Hills, Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt, to discuss their bizarre rise to fame.
Some sample dialogue:
Pratt: “Do you trust me?â€
Jenner: “Of course I trust you.â€
Pratt: “All right, then here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get ...
Paris Hilton was without any of her BFFs du jour at her 26th birthday party in Las Vegas this past weekend. Nicole Richie was supposed to show -- Paris even announced on the microphone that she was "on her way" -- but she never made it. The most recent "victim" of a sex tape release, Kim Kardashian, wasn't even invited, despite being one of Paris' best friends during the past year. "She didn't want Kim on the red carpet stealing her thunder," said a source. If this is true, it's totally ironic,...
Because, you know, they have editors. To fact-check and, you know, do cursory checks for the correctness of grammar on things like, say, front-page headlines on CNN.com.
Now, I'm sure as hell no CNN copy-editor, but it is my deeply held belief that this particular phrase should read: "Britney Spears' melon out-hypes Elvis Presley's." Rather than "Britney Spear's melon out hypes Elvis Presley's." So, you know, not just one major grammatical misstep in seven words, but two. Although I suppose it is p...
It's not the price you pay for fame, American Idol contestant Antonella Barba, it's the price paid by your chubby friend who has unwisely chosen to wear a bikini within 50 feet of a digital camera.
[via Derek Hail]...
It's not on ebay anymore, but you can buy it through BuyBritneysHair.com. For the low, low price of one million dollars (as a minimum), you can own Britney Spears' hair and submit it for drug testing! (That last part is important, millionaires!!) They'll also throw in her Bic lighter, the Red Bull she was drinking, the scissors she used and ... drum roll please ... their domain name!!! They will donate a "portion" of the proceeds to charity. So like $500 or so. To the "charity" of their kids' co...
“Manuela Ruiz was dying. Michael Jackson was also dying ... but instead, dying not to go to court that day for his then-pending and highly publicized criminal trial for child molestation.â€
From the latest legal action filed against Michael Jackson. ...
This was one of those stories I came across and thought to myself, "Ha ha, very funny, retarded tabloids." But I guess it's for real. Whitney Houston and the urinator to Kim Kardashian's urinatee, Ray-J, are totally a couple. They were spotted last night at a private party in Vegas. When not urinating on Kim Kardashian or porking Whitney Houston, Ray-J also plays brother to singer Brandy. Rock on, I guess. Mostly, I'm way psyched for Whitney on this one. After dealing with Bobby Brown for a million y...
When you get really high on a Friday night and do something completely stupid like shave all your hair off, probably your best bet is to just stay fucked up the rest of the weekend. Oh, and buy a wig. But don't spend too much money getting a nice one, because you're probably just going to take it off when your head gets hot and then accidentally pee on it.
Brit partied all weekend, from the Roxy to the Mondrian to the Polo Lounge -- not exactly low-profile haunts -- in this cheesy blonde wig. It...