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Tyra Banks and Photoshop collaborate to reproduce her barrier-breaking Sports Illustrated cover ten years ago. I think we all know which party worked harder. [POTP]

Marcia Cross pops out those twins. [dlisted]

Anna Nicole Smith: same great trial, now with more decomposition! [A Socialite's Life]

The Desperate Housewives crew thinks they're gonna drag this thing out for four more years. I'll believe that when I see it. [ONTD]

Hollywood hands Barack Obama a clean $1.3 million. [FishbowlLA]

Yet another Perez Hilton lawsuit. But this one involves Jennifer Aniston's boobies! [Bricks and Stones]

Dancing with the Stars announces its new cast. The D-list line-up includes *NSYNC's Joey Fatone, which I find endlessly amusing, as he once hosted Fame, a wildly unsuccessful reality talent competition. Nowhere to go but up, now, buddy! [Celebrity Smack]

/>Tyra Banks and Photoshop collaborate to reproduce her barrier-breaking Sports Illustrated cover ten years ago. I think we all know which party worked harder. [POTP]Marcia Cross pops out those twins. [dlisted]Anna Nicole Smith: same great trial, now with more decomposition! [A Socialite's Life]The Desperate Housewives crew thinks they're gonna drag this thing out for four more years. I'll believe that when I see it. [ONTD]Hollywood hands Barack Obama a clean $1.3 million. [FishbowlLA]Yet another Perez Hilton lawsuit. But this one involves Jennifer Aniston's boobies! [Bric...

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Brody Jenner Disappointed to Have Been Profiled Accurately

BritneyWatch 2007

So what's Brit up to, now that she's ditched out on rehab for the second time in a week? Rumor has it she doesn't have any money, because her family froze her credit cards (can they do that?). She called up one of her back-up dancers to spring her from Promises. She was spotted at the Chateau Marmont in WeHo earlier today, and just recently was seen at the law offices of defense attorney Barry Tarlows (down the street from Marmont). And, yes, she's back to wearing that ridiculous blonde wig.

The Federline camp has announced there will be no comment. We haven't heard anything from Britney's camp yet.

Stay tuned. We'll be bringing you all the updates as BritneyWatch 2007 continues...

/>So what's Brit up to, now that she's ditched out on rehab for the second time in a week? Rumor has it she doesn't have any money, because her family froze her credit cards (can they do that?). She called up one of her back-up dancers to spring her from Promises. She was spotted at the Chateau Marmont in WeHo earlier today, and just recently was seen at the law offices of defense attorney Barry Tarlows (down the street from Marmont). And, yes, she's back to wearing that ridiculous blonde wig.The Federli...

Kimmy Weighs in on ANS

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Late-Night Links

Yay! Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette are expecting a baby! [Gone Hollywood]

Donald Trump may pull a Britney. [Cele|bitchy]

The Beckham's actual reality was too dull, so they've created scripted characters for their "reality" show. You know, just like every other reality show ever. [POTP]

Kurt Cobain would have been forty this Tuesday. [Bree]

Reese Witherspoon and George Clooney? I'm sure this is not true, but I'll dutifully pass along the rumor. [Holy Candy]

Paris Hilton's birthday party in Vegas had not a single A-lister. She partied with midgets and monkeys. She's probably going to check herself into rehab tomorrow just so someone will pay attention to her. [The Blemish]

Mischa Barton's kid sister checks into rehab. [A Socialite's Life]

Nicole Richie pleads not guilty to DUI, writes heartfelt thank-you letter to Britney Spears. [Hollywood Grind]

/>Yay! Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette are expecting a baby! [Gone Hollywood]Donald Trump may pull a Britney. [Cele|bitchy]The Beckham's actual reality was too dull, so they've created scripted characters for their "reality" show. You know, just like every other reality show ever. [POTP]Kurt Cobain would have been forty this Tuesday. [Bree]Reese Witherspoon and George Clooney? I'm sure this is not true, but I'll dutifully pass along the rumor. [Holy Candy]Paris Hilton's birthday party in Veg...

I Totally Called It

According to OK! magazine, Britney had been in a huge fight with FedEx the day that she now-infamously shaved her hair off. "They had a huge argument. Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved." Although I guessed the drug-testing threats were coming from her record label, I totally called this one. Brit's at Promises Malibu, being mercilessly stalked by paparaz...

The Anna Nicole Remains Trial: Day One