Oops ... I did it again!!
HA HA HA.
Oh, Britney, please get healthy and come back so that these jokes can return to their home.
Anyway, when Anna Nicole's assistant Kimmie supposedly had a "website" bitching out Howard K. Stern, I mentioned I had some questions concerning its legitimacy, based on the date of its creation and the rest of the WhoIs information. Kimmie does, too. She says she wants the public to know that she has nothing but kind things to say about Howard K. and the rest of th...
Prince Harry has officially been deployed to Iraq, where his Nazi garb should go over particularly well. [A Socialite's Life] Rumor has it Jennifer Lopez will be performing on American Idol in April. [IBBB] Wow, even a wax version of Rachael Ray annoys me. [Agent Bedhead] Nick Cannon marries a Victoria's Secret model he started dating three weeks ago. In Vegas. Oh, like you wouldn't. [Cele|bitchy] The Britney "Shears" Photoshop contest. Seriously, some goddamn genius made a Smashing Pumpkins call. A must-see. [Stereogum] That bothersome buzzing noise coming from the outer edges of the blogosphere is Kim Kardashian, still fucking talking about a sex tape that has nothing to do with Britney Spears or Anna Nicole. [Warship] The video of the Larry Birkhead claims that Anna Nicole miscarried a child by him in 2005. Additionally, he asserts that Princess Di used to send him naked pictures of herself, that Dana Plato planned to tattoo his face on her ass, and that there is an invisible purple elephant doing the Macarena in the middle of the room right now. Go ahead, prove him wrong. [INO]
Anna Nicole's former assistant and font-explorer extraordinaire, Kimmie Waltham, appears on Entertainment Tonight with freshly normalized hair to chat about Anna, Daniel and paternity ("She told me she didn't know who the father was."). Check out the preview.
/>Anna Nicole's former assistant and font-explorer extraordinaire, Kimmie Waltham, appears on Entertainment Tonight with freshly normalized hair to chat about Anna, Daniel and paternity ("She told me she didn't know who the father was."). Check out the preview.
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/>Prince Harry has officially been deployed to Iraq, where his Nazi garb should go over particularly well. [A Socialite's Life]Rumor has it Jennifer Lopez will be performing on American Idol in April. [IBBB] Wow, even a wax version of Rachael Ray annoys me. [Agent Bedhead]Nick Cannon marries a Victoria's Secret model he started dating three weeks ago. In Vegas. Oh, like you wouldn't. [Cele|bitchy]The Britney "Shears" Photoshop contest. Seriously, some goddamn genius made a Smashing Pumpkins call. A must-see. [...
Judge Seidlin Show pilot Anna Nicole Smith verdict. [Ninja Dude]
If you don't remember, it's here.
But don't dwell on that, because it's not over. Poor Anna cannot yet rest in peace with her son.
Virgie Arthur's lawyer has announced plans to appeal the decision. They plan to formally file the appeal tomorrow morning. Virgie, Anna's mother, wants Anna brought back to Texas, and everyone else on the planet wants this poor woman to be buried with her beloved son in the Bahamas. I don't understand why her mother is doing this. Anna hated Texas and she hated her life there and she hated hated hated her mother. Let the poor woman rest in peace. It's over, lady. />If you don't remember, it's here.
But don't dwell on that, because it's not over. Poor Anna cannot yet rest in peace with her son.
Virgie Arthur's lawyer has announced plans to appeal the decision. They plan to formally file the appeal tomorrow morning. Virgie, Anna's mother, wants Anna brought back to Texas, and everyone else on the planet wants this poor woman to be buried with her beloved son in the Bahamas. I don't understand why her mother is doing this. Anna hated Texas and she hated her...
Richard Milstein, the court-appointed guardian of Dannielynn, has announced that Anna Nicole Smith with be buried in the Bahamas, with her late son.
But we still have the paternity testing next week! />...
Liveblog:
Man this judge is a jackass. What a blow-hard.
A bunch of stuff was denied. I don't understand the legalese.
Jesus, this judge looks like he's trying not to cry. What a tool. What the fuck is going on here? Holy shit the judge is crying.
They awarded the remains to the lawyer representing Dannielynn. He asks that this lawyer consult with all involved parties in making a decision.
Howard Stern's head is on the table. Virgie Arthur is crying.
"I want her buried," says the judge, "with her son. In the Bahamas. I want them to be together." But he's leaving that decision up to Dannielynn's lawyer, who I assume will agree to have her buried in the Bahamas.
Howard K. Stern is sobbing audibly. His freakin' lawyer is crying. Everybody is crying. Except Larry Birkhead. He's not crying.
"And I hope to God," says the judge, "You guys give the kid the right shot." He's still crying. This is the strangest damn thing I have ever seen.
The lawyers ask for a bunch of stuff I don't understand, then ask for use of the chambers for the rest of the afternoon. The judge says sure in the most long-winded, blow-hardy way. They want the courtroom sealed for their discussions. No cameras. Judge says sure.
Court adjourned. />Liveblog:
Man this judge is a jackass. What a blow-hard.
A bunch of stuff was denied. I don't understand the legalese.
Jesus, this judge looks like he's trying not to cry. What a tool. What the fuck is going on here? Holy shit the judge is crying.
They awarded the remains to the lawyer representing Dannielynn. He asks that this lawyer consult with all involved parties in making a decision.
Howard Stern's head is on the table. Virgie Arthur is crying.
"I want her buried," says the judge, "wi...
Britney's reportedly back in rehab. Story as it comes... />...
Oops ... they did it again! Sorry, sorry. With Britney now sequestered in a single rehab for over twenty-four hours, I don't know what to do with all those jokes. And it just doesn't seem right that it's nearly noon and I haven't made one yet. So I'm turning them on Brad and Angie, because Hollywood's better-dressed version of the United Nations is expanding once more. Sources tell US Weekly that the gorgeous couple has filed papers with the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a ...
I dunno, to me this looks like it could be a cigarette, but the paps over at Flynet seem pretty sure it was weed. And, hey, they were there. There's no doubt this chick gets high (I mean, you kind of have to be stoned 24-7 to date Cisco Adler), but you'd think she'd know better than to smoke weed in the driver's seat of her car in broad daylight, especially with her sister having just checked into rehab and BFF Nicole Richie's recent DUI drama. But I guess no one really does that sucking-in thing with ...
Britney Spears' mother, Lynne Spears, was spotted entering Kevin Federline's Malibu home around 1:30 pm on Thursday, and was there until at least 10 pm. What's up with that? They're probably talking about what the hell to do about Britney, and I suppose it's possible that there's an agreement in place allowing Lynne to spend time with the kids while Brit's in rehab. Actually, that's probably the only reason Britney agreed to go back to rehab.
It was my understanding originally that Britney left Promises, and then Kevin filed for custod...
Not that anyone asked for my opinion, but, based on this picture, I think this girl has several healthy toddlers living in her breasts. And when they're done using the space, several adult men plan to rent it for polo matches. In her tummy, though? I've got no idea. Neither does anyone else.
Christina Aguilera is not pregnant, the singer’s rep tells Usmagazine.com.
The statement was issued in response to magazine and newspaper reports published Wednesday claiming that the 26-year-old is...
Check out photos and footage taken just hours before she re-admitted herself to Promises. Craziness, but I don't really blame her. Those photogs are merciless.
Oh, and the judge in the Florida Anna Nicole case is expected to deliver a verdict in the next few minutes......