Sobriety is treating Lindsay Lohan well. While she's certainly had some help from Britney, Anna and Oscar, it's been quite a while since we ran a Lindsay-Lohan-threw-a-fit-then-cried-then-fell-then-went-to-the-bathroom-18-times story around here. She looks adorable in these pics, leaving a private party at new L.A. hotspot Winston's this weekend, and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I think this girl is finally starting to get her shit together. Rock on, Lindsay!...
Everyone in Hollywood smokes weed. Hurry up and call your local D.A.R.E. rep. [Cele|bitchy] Britney, on the other hand, likes coke and E, and has for a very long time, as everyone and their brother is rushing to report now. I've been hearing Britney Spears cocaine stories from reputable sources for years now, but somehow none of this stuff managed to make it into the press until the girl checked into rehab. [Celebrity Smack] There are new pics of Britney Spears in rehab on the Internet. I'm not going to link to them, because I think it's real freakin' ballsy of these photo agencies to publish pictures of her with her fellow rehabbers. Britney signed over her right to anonymity a long time ago, but that's not true of everyone at Promises. But if you poke around a little, you'll run into them. Tyra Banks cops a Kat Mc-Feel. Wow. Sometimes I feel crushed under the weight of my own comedic genius. [Ninja Dude] A very cool look at this year's Oscar dresses back when they were on the runway. [Allie Is Wired] The top three Dumb Ryan Seacrest Moments from the Oscars. [FishbowlLA] A pre-Oscar photo essay. The streets of LA prepare for the onslaught! [LAist]
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Or, you know, candy-nosed journalist, white-nosed journalist, powder-nosed journalist. Take your pick. Ana's BFF submitted the "My Favorite Purse" essay she wrote in fifth grade to the New York Times, and in return they handed over her very own byline:
I have a large, red quilted Chanel bag that I borrowed from my sister Ashley. I wore it to an event and never gave it back. Luckily, she's moved on to another bag, so I'm safe for now. I'm not quite sure how many bags I have, but let's just say I hav...
They make sure their 12-year-old sons get lap dances from busted-ass hos. Diddy's son Justin gets his world rocked.
(That is probably the first and only time you will hear me use the word "ho" on this blog. It's not a word I use very often. But when your adult, but-her-face ass is rubbing all up on some 12-year-old boy's cock, you, my dear, are a ho.)
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Except Amanda Colluccio is still sticking with that whole "I had nothing to do with it" line. Read the full interview here, but here are the highlights.
"They were meant to be seen by one person and one person only," Coluccio said at her Holmdel home. "The really bad ones aren't her. I've studied them. It's not her nose. She's never had (acrylic nail) tips in her life. She's the least slutty person I know."
Coluccio, who speaks with Barba daily, says they believe someone from Catholic University broke into her computer and posted the pictures."She's been crying...
So, yeah, as has been firmly established at this point, Britney Spears does drugs. Well, hopefully she doesn't currently do drugs -- at least not if Daniel Baldwin has anything to say about it -- but she used to do a lot of drugs. Like for years, people.
Ehhhhnyway, her first husband, Jason Alexander (the twit from Louisiana, not the twit from Seinfeld) is such a darling that he's opted to spill his romantic guts to some paper in London. He recounts an episode during which Brit almost OD'd on E (...
But only the fashion part. For a full (and laugh-out-loud) Oscars liveblog, check out Laremy on Film.com or the boys at Defamer. Also check out the photo gallery at Film.com for a look at all the dresses from tonight.
Our fashionista T already did a great look at her Oscar faves, but I had to write all this shit for Film.com anyway, so it's going to run here as well. Plus T only talked about the good stuff. I'm here to talk about the bad.
It's 3 p.m. Pacific time, and E! is just beginning th...
In the most recent issue of Time Out New York, Mayer talks a little about his relationship with Jessica Simpson.
So, what about Jessica? According to Extra, you can’t deny you’re a couple anymore.
I don’t think I’ve ever denied it. When did I deny it? I’m having the best time of my life, so if the names don’t make sense to people, that’s so small to me.
Do you feel like your fans are wondering, What the hell?
Here’s the thing: Most artists at one point or another hit a point where they divorce...
Re-read the headline. It's a statement I would have made and stood by regardless, but I would have meant it in regards to her vocal ability. How that little hooker squeaked through last night is a mystery to me, but I actually don't mind if shit like this is going to keep popping up, because it cracks me up. Someone emailed the kids at IDLYITW with these photos. Is this Antonella? You make the call. I've posted her AmIdol publicity shot, and these pictures of a very similar-looking young woma...
Congratulations to Amanda Peet and her husband, screenwriter David Benioff. Amanda gave birth to a baby girl, Frances Pen, on Tuesday. The new mom should have plenty of time to play with her little bundle of joy, as the jackasses over at NBC are totally going to cancel Studio 60, which rocks, because its educated, employed, time-shifting audience doesn't have any interest in being a Nielsen family, thank you very much....