Jessica Biel sure is a slut pretty. She's just everyone's favorite rebound girl. After breaking up with Derek Jeter earlier this year, Jessica promptly jumped into bed with Justin Timberlake, who had split from Cameron Diaz mere weeks before. Her latest target is hottie Ryan Reynolds, who ended his on-again-off-again engagement to Alanis Morissette (who?) in early February. The two hard-bodies were spotted at a dinner date at Santa Monica's Balabu this week. They would certainly have very hot...
Hilary Duff takes some shots at Nicole Richie in her new album. Ah, it's just like the old Nas vs. Jay-Z days. [Ninja Dude] If you thought Drew Barrymore was a pedophile's dream come true in E.T., you should see her now! [Mollygood] Madonna always sees to it that her baby has a Kabbalah bracelet, but she's not so meticulous about a car seat. [A Socialite's Life] American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe isn't racist or weightist, but he sure does hate you, Rosie O'Donnell. [Yeeeah!] Remember when Isaiah Washington was the drama queen on the Grey's Anatomy set? That seems like so long ago, but he's handed his tiara to Kate Heigl. [popbytes] Blind item: Which glittering bicoastal couple had to pretend to break up for two months because the glamazon actress broke his nose during a cocaine-fueled fight? [Celebrity Smack] Dolce & Gabbana reluctantly agrees that, okay, maybe gang rape isn't sexy. But then is it okay with everyone if they move forward with their new zoophile campaign? [Agent Bedhead] Kevin Federline thinks coverage of his 29th birthday party is worth $25,000. Maybe if the gift bags include strands of Britney's hair... [SOW] Madonna's new H&M commercial. [Warship]
Amidst all the shit Rosie's been giving AmIdol lately, it's come to my attention that she got her start on Star Search. So of course I had to look for a YouTube clip of it. And I found one! I think this is probably an All-Stars show or something -- there don't seem to be judges or stars awarded. But still. Rosie is much thinner, much nicer, and wearing cute make-up. Where did this Rosie go? (Am I, like, so bad for feminism or what? Rosie! Lose weight! Be pretty! Be nice! You were so much better when you were conforming, darling.) Enjoy!
/>Amidst all the shit Rosie's been giving AmIdol lately, it's come to my attention that she got her start on Star Search. So of course I had to look for a YouTube clip of it. And I found one! I think this is probably an All-Stars show or something -- there don't seem to be judges or stars awarded. But still. Rosie is much thinner, much nicer, and wearing cute make-up. Where did this Rosie go? (Am I, like, so bad for feminism or what? Rosie! Lose weight! Be pretty! Be nice! You were so much better wh...
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DListed, Hollywood Tuna, Egotastic, Derek Hail, I’m Not Obsessed, Celebitchy, Celebslam, The Bastardly, Popoholic, Horny Oyster and Concrete Loop are just a few of the gossip websites hosted with the company Choopa, which is moving their servers today. Bloggers were told that there would be just a few hours downtime overnight and that all sites would be restored by 6 this morning. Obviously this hasn’t happened and most of the sites are still down. They hope to be up ...
We are going to make this girl rich and she knows it. All those naughty pictures we've helped splash across the Internet are going to make Miz Antonella Barba a nice pile of cash. After Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis offered the American Idol sex-pot a quarter of a million dollars to host a video for them, SugarDVD, the largest renter of adult DVDs online, has upped the ante, offering Barba $500K to become their new spokesperson. Damn. If this chick decides to walk away from these offers, citing a decision to "focus on singing" and "finish school," I will lose way more respect for her than I did when I saw those BJ pics. />We are going to make this girl rich and she knows it. All those naughty pictures we've helped splash across the Internet are going to make Miz Antonella Barba a nice pile of cash. After Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis offered the American Idol sex-pot a quarter of a million dollars to host a video for them, SugarDVD, the largest renter of adult DVDs online, has upped the ante, offering Barba $500K to become their new spokesperson. Damn. If this chick decides to walk away from these offers, citing a...
Where is Mandy Moore when you really need her?
Where is Mandy Moore when you really need her?
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In her hit single "Rehab," British songstress Amy Winehouse sings that "they tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no." Perhaps she ought to reconsider. Winehouse canceled two U.K. concerts in a row after going on an alcoholic binge following her break-up with her boyfriend. After her second cancellation, her management issued this statement:"Following last night's postponement, and once again owing to unforeseen circumstances, tonight's show at Shepherds Bush Empire has been postponed. Last...
Outtakes from his Rolling Stone photo shoot. I'm not always on Team Timberlake, but there is something about a man in a wet white t-shirt that does it for me.
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Salma Hayek, age 40, is both pregnant and engaged. Her fiancee is Francois-Henri Pinault, a ridiculously rich and powerful man (technically, according to TMZ, "the chairman of French luxury goods empire PPR SA, which owns high-end fashion houses like Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Balenciaga and Stella McCartney") who has, as of yet, failed to put any of that money or power to good use on the appearance of his face. But that didn't seem to bother Salma! My guess is his money and his power were instea...
It sure is a slow news week. At times like this, I feel it's my duty to sift out all the slow-news-week stories that are utterly unsubstantiated and/or inconsequential for you guys, and, as such, I won't be bringing you updates on the Winona Ryder suicide that never happened, the new baby that Tom and Katie aren't having, the Anna Nicole autopsy results that no one will report, or the pregnancy that Giselle Bunchen will never carry to term, because it's hard to do that when you're not pregnant. Instead, I bring you what is easily the most confirmable story we've seen in day...
That is only, of course, if by "sober" you mean "blonde and not at all sober."
The "rehabbed" terror -- who was spotted sneaking drinks at Winston's along with the Hilton girls, and has returned to her habit of showing up on set four hours late -- has dyed her hair blonde. Um, isn't she in the middle of filming a movie right now? Either she just wrapped filming, or this color change is for the role, or the producers hate her so very, very much right now. I suppose all are equally likely ...