"Madonna, predictably enough, has risen from the lotus position to turn the full force of her legal team against rogue nanny Melissa Dumas in an attempt to silence her." [POTP] If you're anything like me, you ask yourself on an almost daily basis what happened to Rider Strong, that kid from Boy Meets World who sooo did not live up to his hotness potential. It's not like he can't find work; he'll be starring in Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever, and the boys at Pajiba called dibs on the Topanga joke. [Pajiba] I can't follow the Anna Nicole drama anymore. DListed is at least trying. [DListed] Against my advice, Amy Winehouse did not call her newest single "Okay Okay Okay I'll Go To Rehab," but, rather, "Back to Black." Check out the video. [popbytes] Nicole Richie takes Adderall. Related: it's Friday. [Yeeeah!] Uma Thurman gets busy with a hose. [Drunken Stepfather] Come on, Chris Rock, tell us what you really think about the President. [Bossip] Just when you thought things couldn't get any better in the life of Carmen Electra, she falls flat on her ass on the Max Factor show's runway. [SOW, video] Chloe Sevigny is PREGGERS!!! Oh, no, I think that's just how her stomach looks these days. [Cele|bitchy] Halle Berry claims she's never had plastic surgery. [Bossip] Gold is the new rehab. [INO] Solange Knowles tells her husband ... eh ... Lisa beat me to it. [A Socialite's Life] Fantastic. As soon as we find a fashion designer who's not gay, he turns out to be a rapist. [Warship] Um, who is Julie Bowen and why is she talking about her body hair? [Celebslam] I hate to admit it, but Donald Trump's little boy Barron is probably the cutest child on the planet. [Monica Monroe] Get this: Janice Dickinson is probably a lot older than the appearance of her face would imply. [Yeeeah!] Eh. Jessica Simpson is not adopting a child anytime soon, I assure you. But since everyone is reporting this, here's a link. [Mollygood] Jennifer Hudson uses her MySpace blog to try to convince us that not everything you read in the gossip columns is true. Yeah, right. Like I'm supposed to believe that from a girl who tried to bail last-minute on the Soul Train awards! [SOW] The Beckhams settle on an L.A. home: Meg Ryan's. [Rumorficial] Cameron Diaz will have to battle Lindsay Lohan if she wants to get to Jude Law. [BYLTH] Ryan Seacrest: His Straightest Moments. [Gawker] Reese Witherspoon jogs the blues away. [Drunken Stepfather]