We're on day five of PaxWatch here on the Internets, and we've got yet another picture of little Paxy being held by his mom. The two are in Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam, where they will hopefully obtain Pax's visa at the U.S. Embassy on Tuesday. Reports indicate that three-year-old Pax is having some trouble adjusting. He was not told that he was being adopted until the actual day that Angie and Madd came to get him -- as Celebitchy points out, this is probably standard procedure at an orpha...
Ryan Phillippe throws a hamburger at photogs, because everything's totally fine. [Celebslam, photos] Kirsten Dunst takes a break from chain-smoking to suck face with the lead singer of some band you've never heard of. You know who probably has heard of his band? His girlfriend. [Allie] Tonya Harding's whole life is Nancy Kerrigan's revenge. [IBBB] Nicole Richie is also going on a hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off American Idol. Or until 2010, whichever comes first. [DListed] Usher's girlfriend finally ditches her husband. [Bossip] It turns out that men would rather look at pictures of an exotic, hot, half-naked chick than listen to that same chick sing about she's a "crazy bitch" who will "f*** you up." Some lessons you learn the hard way, Tila Tequila. [Agent Bedhead] Twin Peaks Season 2 makes its DVD debut. You know you wanna. [popbytes] Hayden Panettiere gets a little frisky with the Stanley Cup. [Ninja Dude] Tori Spelling uses the word "mommihood" on her MySpace blog, and, like, I don't know what to do with the fact that she obviously put a great deal of thought into the spelling of a word that doesn't exist. [SOW]
I love how he calls everyone "a disaster." Also, what's up with CNN's three-pane screen? Is it absolutely necessary that I see both Donald Trump and Wolf Blitzer from every possible angle at all points in time?
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But this, folks -- Perez and everyone else who's running this story -- is not cocaine. This is light reflecting off big-ass diamond earrings. Story after story lately implies that sobriety didn't really take for Linds, at least not this time around, but, come on, that doesn't necessarily mean that anything appearing white and powderish within a 20-mile vicinity of her person is always cocaine. Sometimes it's heroin. ...
Remember, for throwing her cell phone at her maid? This is her community service. There are going to be five days of it. Unlike Boy George, who had the honor of doing this same community service outdoors last summer, Naomi will work safely behind the doors of a sanitation garage. Sad. :( But video of Naomi arriving this morning is here. ...
I kid, I kid. She's all over that like Jenna Jameson on a penis. Her hair's sporting more bleach than Jenna Jameson's asshole.
What she might want to do is eat, though. Something besides dick, I mean. Was that too easy? Not as easy as Jenna Jameson!
Okay, okay, sorry, I'm not trying to be a total cocksucker ... unlike some people I know!
I crack myself up sometimes ...
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He threw her a birthday party (she's 32, but who's counting?) in Miami this weekend, which is weird because her birthday is March 28, but when you have a good excuse to have Mark McGrath and Scott Storch in the same place at the same time, why wait??? Unless you're afraid the universe might just implode into the black hole of cultural fucking relevance formed when these two are in close proximity. Kim Stewart's tasteful ass is there, too, because her best friend was banging Travis while he was ...
I wonder what Xenu would say. Wait, is Xenu the bad guy or the good guy? I get so confused.
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Woo hoo! I read, like, three articles about the Anna Nicole Smith saga today. Somebody give me a cookie! It really hurts my head to follow this stuff these days, but this seemed like an intriguing turn of events, so I decided to read up on it.Anna Nicole loverboy and sometime Ari Gold henchman Larry Birkhead has parted ways with his attorney, Debra Opri, resulting in an eruption of finger-pointing."I just had enough," Opri told Extra. "I can't represent a client who has a middle man by the na...
We want to offer a hearty thank-you to everyone who participated in our Blades of Glory contest on Wednesday. Normally, the majority of our correspondence from Evil Beet readers is hate mail from spelling bee champs, so it was refreshing to learn that we have a great deal of readers who are remarkably funny and grammatically competent. We received some amusing entries, our staff voted, and we've picked the winners.
GRAND PRIZE WINNER
From Paul
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It's been over a month since we've seen a real "celebrity" death, so it's about time we start inventing one. Enter Wikipedia, former home of extinct elephants, announcing that Jingle All the Way mega-star Sinbad kicked the bucket after suffering a heart attack. Luckily, the AP was able to track him down in heaven Los Angeles, where he managed to confirm that he is not, in fact, dead, but, now that you mention it, he would very much like to be reincarnated as a working actor. ...