The happy (and maybe preggers??) Ashton-Demi couple made an appearance at Mentor LA's Promise gala honoring Tom Cruise. I think Demi Moore looks absolutely stunning for a woman her age, but if you look closely at her legs in the hi-def versions of these pics, she definitely is getting old-lady knees. That makes me happy because it means I still have something on Demi Moore, and it also makes me sad because it is proof that, no matter how much time, money and effort you put into it, you can't tot...
Britney's legal team puts an end to the leaks coming out of Promises ... in the U.K. papers, at least. This is really, really great news for Us Weekly. [TMZ] Listen to Hilary Duff's new album, Dignity, for free. Fun drinking game: take a drink whenever you're pretty sure the vitriol she's spewing is directed squarely in Nicole Richie's direction. A great distraction at work! [Bree @ Buzznet] Hey, you know what might be a fun little side project for the gossip blogs? Making a celebrity of an out-of-control teen with famous parents, even though she does absolutely nothing but get drunk and take ridiculous pictures of herself. Oh, we're already on top of that? Fabulous. [The Blemish] Pax on Earth, goodwill to men. [Ninja Dude] Yay! Details on the Kim K. sex tape! NSFW at all. [Drunken Stepfather] Foxy Brown skips her court date, which warrants a warrant. [Bossip] It's almost like Jenna Jameson is the very definition of class. [DListed] I want a "Tears for Spears" t-shirt. [CityRag] Angelina, Madd, Pax, Zahara and Ylgixx leave Vietnam. Okay, I made the last kid up, but that's totally what they're going to name him. [Cele|bitchy] Celebrities continue to be a ringing endorsement for rehab. Robbie Williams is sober as a judge, if that judge is really drunk. [Celebslam] TORI I LOVE YOU!!! I love you Tori!!! I love you I love you I love you!!! I am soooo excited for when your May 1 album leaks sometime in early April!!! I will steal it and listen to it obsessively because you are my God. [popbytes] Why would you want to look at pictures of Lindsay Lohan's naughty bits when there are naked pictures of Pete Doherty on the Internet? [NSFW] [SOW] Nicole Richie isn't anorexic, she's hypoglycemic, a blood sugar condition which I'm sure isn't at all aggravated by the fact that she never eats. [Rumorficial] Even Google thinks Lindsay Lohan has a drug problem. [WOW] Dita Von Teese sans make-up. [Mollygood] Do you know what's sad? I can tell you with a great degree of confidence that this latest picture of Lindsay Lohan's lady-flower is not Photoshopped. How, you ask, can I be so certain of such things? Was I there? Did I take the picture myself? No, no. I've just been doing this for so damn long that I know what Lindsay Lohan's vagina looks like. [Egotastic] Britney's getting out of rehab this week. Hide the umbrellas. [POTP] The Melinda Doolittle School of Humility. [DListed] Justin Timberlake is predictably humble in his Details interview. [Allie] Amy Winehouse canceled her second Los Angeles concert (because she doesn't have a drinking problem), but check out exclusive pics from the show she did do. [popbytes] Ladies and gentleman, we have DNA. [Ninja Dude] Ever since she's starting hanging out with Paris Hilton, I'm increasingly comfortable with the image of Elisha Cuthbert trapped and suffocating. [The Blemish] Natasha Bedingfield rocks a killer take on Snow Patrol's "Just Forget the World." [Perez] Vince Vaughn takes his cocaine and alcohol addiction out on a an unsuspecting sushi restaurant. [Defamer] OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS!!! PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 10,008 IS COMING OUT SOON!!! You know what I'm most excited for? The plot. Ugh. Trailer. Because you guys care. [Bree @ Buzznet] Naomi Campbell looks fierce in her orange city-bathroom-cleaning ensemble. Tyra Banks is totally masturbating to these pictures. [Celebitchy] Alyssa Milano has very large breasts. [Drunken Stepfather] Stupid gloves are all the rage. [Bree @ Buzznet] Vanessa Williams gets her star on the Walk of Fame. [popbytes] I thought strippers were for bachelorette parties, not baby showers, but you try telling that to Spice Girl Mel B. [Cele|bitchy] I hate that Minnie Driver looks good in a bikini. I wanted her to stay fat forever. I'm mean like that. [Drunken Stepfather] Eva Longoria looks hot shilling for Bebe. [POTP] Someone finally noticed the gaping hole in the search-engines-featuring-Kevin-Federline market. [Mollygood] Joan Rivers, I worship you. [Glitterati] And you thought Salma Hayek's breasts were large before she was pregnant. [DListed] Mandy Moore soothes her post-DJ AM nerves with a Vanity Fair photo spread. [Egostastic]
This song is my latest obsession. I listen to it on loop over and over and over again. Because it is awesome (and Tori's album hasn't leaked yet -- come on, little hacker men! Get on it!)
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I'm headed out of town for the next few days, so posting from me will be at a minimum. I plan to still do links, though, and Lars and T will be around to keep you laughing. And, never fear, you'll still get an AmIdol recap from us -- Lars is an old hand at this sort of thing. Now on to the links...
Who needs a medical examiner when you have Star magazine? While the Broward County coroner is scheduled to make an announcement with the cause of Anna Nicole's death on Monday morning, Star and National Enquirer (in a "joint newsgathering operation," because they're both owned by AMI and Star couldn't find a celeb scoop with two hands and flashlight) are claiming to have already solved the mystery: Anna died of an overdose of chloral hydrate, a sleeping medication, which she was probably takin...
Desperate Housewives hottie and recent rehab denizen Jesse Metcalfe does a photo shoot (with his stupid girlfriend) for OK! magazine.
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Mischa dropped by LA Fashion week to help launch the new line of Keds, designed by Nanette Lepore. I've also included pics of the shoes, which I think are supposed to be, like, Keds gone hip, but, honestly, they still look like Keds to me. You can't just splash mysterious cursive handwriting on anything and call it couture. In even stranger news, I like Mischa's top here. I know. I don't understand, either.
Look, I'm not this girl's #1 fan, but for everyone who seems to think she can't get work...
Mel Gibson was speaking to a film class at CSU Northridge last night when he reminded us all what a total prick he is. After the presentation, the crowd asked questions. An associate professor of Central American studies asked Gibson if he had read about the Mayan culture before shooting Apocalypto, and Gibson told her he had. The woman insisted that many of the film's representations of the Mayans -- like their participation in sacrifical ceremonies and the violent tendencies -- were incorrec...
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