I suppose that's the next indicated step when your husband is arrested for aggravated sexual battery against a minor under the age of 13. That's some hard-core fucking up of a marriage. I mean, poor Wynonna can lose all the weight in the world, get a face lift, a tummy tuck and a boob job, but she'll never look like a 10-year-old again. Sometimes you just have to admit you can't compete.
Her husband, D.R. Roach (honestly that should have been the first sign that the marriage wouldn't work: whe...
Ugh, Bill Clinton, your wife is the first woman in the history of this country with a real shot at winning a presidential election. If you could just avoid using the words "Britney Spears" in any context at all for the next year and a half, that would be really great, okay? [Socialite's Life] I don't think it's that interesting that Cisco Adler, newly split from Mischa Barton, is back in the lap of ex Kim Stewart. But I think it's very funny that the two were hooking up at the Details magazine "relive your college days" party. If I recall correctly, Kim Stewart attended modeling school, and I think the closest Cisco Adler's been to a university campus is on the iPod of the eight people who actually listen to Whitestarr. Rock on, kids. [Celebslam] Shakira goes brunette. Verdict: she's still adorable. [Drunken Stepfather] Saturday Night Live takes on Sanjaya. [SOW] Paris Hilton's flavor of the week is Desperate Housewives' Josh Henderson. [popbytes] Angelina is still so grief-stricken over the loss of her mother that she can't eat. But adopt a kid? She's totally okay to do that. [ICYDK] I'd actually be okay with Mario Lopez hosting The Price is Right if it kept him too busy to do anything else. I think of it like quarantining a virus. [Mollygood] Ooh!!! Mary-Kate Olsen, I have solved all your career woes. You should be the next Marlboro Man!!! [PopSugar] Aww ... Halle Berry is still a hometown girl at heart. [Cele|bitchy] BREAKING! BRITNEY SPEARS RUSHED TO THE ... dentist? [Perez] Prince Harry reminds us once again that he's not going to be King of England. [Ninja Dude] Naomi Campbell leaves the Department of Sanitation in a couture evening gown. Now that is how a supermodel cleans a toilet. [Gone Hollywood] Is Kate Moss banging David Beckham? Nah, probably not, but that Pete Doherty fellow sure is a heroin addict. [Agent Bedhead] Wait, remind me again why anyone would cast Winona Ryder in anything these days? Oh, right. [The Blemish] The funny old man from David Letterman died (no, not David Letterman). [Tabloid Whore] Piper Perabo!!! You're alive!!! Hey, remember that one movie you did? Yeah, me neither. [TBYLTH] Paris Hilton takes a cab, probably because she was too drunk to remember where she put her car keys. [IBBB]
I'm a little late on the draw with this one, but it's been a hectic week. We actually passed the one million visitor mark about a week ago, and I just wanted to post to thank everyone who visits, comments, links and sends hate mail. You all matter. Especially the people who send hate mail. It reminds us that our readers are engaged, and that's perhaps the highest compliment of all. Additional thanks are due to Britney Spears and that vagina of hers, and Antonella Barba and, well, that mouth of hers.
Personally, I want to thank Evil T and Spiteful Lars for contributing ridiculously funny stuff here every day. I love you both dearly -- without you, this site would probably still mostly be me talking about my cats. I'd still like writing it, but perhaps the audience would be smaller. Thanks also to Film.com for providing me, sans (too much) censoring, an even larger audience for my own special brand of offensive.
Again, I hugely appreciate everyone who visits and everyone who links. You guys always make my day. Unless there's a Lindsay Lohan crotch shot. Then that makes my day.
xoxo
Beet />I'm a little late on the draw with this one, but it's been a hectic week. We actually passed the one million visitor mark about a week ago, and I just wanted to post to thank everyone who visits, comments, links and sends hate mail. You all matter. Especially the people who send hate mail. It reminds us that our readers are engaged, and that's perhaps the highest compliment of all. Additional thanks are due to Britney Spears and that vagina of hers, and Antonella Barba and, well, that mouth of her...
Click for the high-res versions of Victoria, David and what one can only assume are the heads of her two youngest sons, who have fallen asleep inside her dress.
Click for the high-res versions of Victoria, David and what one can only assume are the heads of her two youngest sons, who have fallen asleep inside her dress.
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This is like the cutest thing ever. They were all so young! Brian Dunkleman was there! People said "cool beans!" Paula is SOBER! This is a must-see.
[via YBNBY via Pajiba] />This is like the cutest thing ever. They were all so young! Brian Dunkleman was there! People said "cool beans!" Paula is SOBER! This is a must-see.
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Normally it bothers me when Lindsay Lohan runs around hooking up with men, like, ten seconds after other women break up with them. But when the other woman is Paris Hilton, I'm all for it. Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos continues his tour of Hollywood's vaginas with Miss Lohan this weekend. The two met up at Les Deux on Friday night (Lindsay ditched out on Parc after Paris Hilton showed up there -- Paris must have only swung by Perez Hilton's bday party for long enough to pose for pics and ensure that he'll spend another year failing to cover her racist and slutty life), then left separately and met up at Bossa Nova. Apparently they hung out on Saturday night as well -- not sure of the details yet though. Check out the video of Lindsay and Stav below.
/>Normally it bothers me when Lindsay Lohan runs around hooking up with men, like, ten seconds after other women break up with them. But when the other woman is Paris Hilton, I'm all for it. Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos continues his tour of Hollywood's vaginas with Miss Lohan this weekend. The two met up at Les Deux on Friday night (Lindsay ditched out on Parc after Paris Hilton showed up there -- Paris must have only swung by Perez Hilton's bday party for long enough to pose for pics and...
It's a fine art, a precise and powerful craft, and one carefully studied by the likes of Nick Carter and now, apparently, Randy Spelling, who's teaming up with David Weintraub and Sean Stewart (Kimberly's brother and Rod's son) to subject us all to another we-are-important-because-our-daddies-were series, this time titled "Sons of Hollywood" and skillfully marketed by the good folks at A&E. Spelling claims he's the penis that started it all: Paris Hilton's first lay.
"We were together for li...
Sheesh, and Lindsay Lohan thought her father was bad. At least Michael Lohan has been safely in jail for most of Lindsay's adult life, unlike Thora Birch's father, who has been completely free to watch his 25-year-old daughter film raunchy sex scenes. Jack Birch, who is also Thora's manager, insisted on being present on the closed set of The Winter of Frozen Dreams to watch the filming of her sex scenes with Dean Winters.
Said one on-set source: "It was so wrong. The director is saying, 'Har...
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In a news world dominated by Anna Nicole autopsy reports and Britney Spears dentist visits, I think it's time to break up the monotony with an exciting report of a Bruce Willis/Courtney Love make-out session. Yes, you read that right. Bruce Willis. Courtney Love. Sucking face. At -- it doesn't get much better than this -- the Amy Winehouse concert at the Roxy last week! (That was the first of two L.A. shows Winehouse was scheduled to do -- she canceled the second because she's a drunk.) Willis was celebrating his 52nd birthday and I guess Courtney gave him a little present.
Willis's r...
So apparently the original Marcia Brady -- Maureen McCormick -- told People magazine that she used to be both bulimic and a cokehead. I can't find the story anywhere on People's website, but I do have this link to the website of some South Carolina local news station that starts their coverage of this with -- and I urge you to confirm this for yourself -- the following lines: "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. It's a good thing Mr. Brady isn't alive to hear this."
Yes, that's so true, WLTX out of Col...