I know I'm supposed to be on the gossip beat around here (and there's some mind-numbing crap going on with Larry Birkhead and his ex-attorney and HKS and those pesky DNA tests if you really must know) but omg you guys they are remaking Adventures in Babysitting!!! Adventures in Babysitting is the greatest movie of all time, and I am sooo excited about this.
Disney brought on a writer, a producer, and apparently they are throwing Raven Simone (depending on how old you are, you know her from The Cosby Sh...
Brit-Brit and some hair follicles hit up the Lakers game, because what the fuck else do you do when you're not drinking? [A Socialite's Life] I hate to start off your week with such horrible news, but the Beckham's reality show might not get aired, because Tom and Katie refuse to be a part of their televised circus ... no one, and I mean no one, is going to out-circus TomKat. [Cele|bitchy] Beyonce's got some new videos. [popbytes] Kim Stewart got to be famous; it's Sean's turn now, dammit!!! Unfortunately, he's not pretty or BFF with Paris Hilton, so he has to take his pants off on the beach. But still. We're writing about him, aren't we? [ICYDK] That girl who was starving for Sanjaya started eating again. He can't be stopped! He won't be stopped! He's gonna win this whole damn thing. Learn to love it. [SOW] You should watch the Oceans 13 trailer. Over and over again. For two hours or so. Because that's pretty much exactly what the whole movie will be. [Bree] Yeah, okay. Paris got that boob job. Because what was really holding back her career was a lack of sexuality. [Celebslam] Tom Cruise is keeping a close eye on his bride. [Cele|bitchy] Everyone hates Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Meanwhile, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are just happy you know their names. [popbytes] That chick is still starving herself until Sanjaya is voted off American Idol. I'm done hating Sanjaya. I've embraced the insanity. [POTP] Hillary Duff and Joel Madden cross paths for the first time since their split. [The Bosh] The editor-in-chief of Jane claims she's had lesbian sex with Drew Barrymore. [Ninja Dude] Wentworth Miller is adorable. [TBYLTH] Let's take a moment to pretend like we care about what Kimberly Stewart wore to the gym. [Celebrity Puke] While she made the very best efforts to keep the details of the Grey's Anatomy spin-off quiet, Shonda Rhimes should know by now that no one on her set can keep their mouth shut about anything ever. So the deets leaked to the LA Times. Enjoy: Following her recent disastrous romantic misfortunes, Addison (Kate Walsh) travels to Santa Monica to seek advice from her old medical school pals, Naomi (Merrin Dungey) and Jackson (Taye Diggs) whom she believes have it all: a beautiful teenage daughter, a great marriage and a highly successful health cooperative. Addison quickly learns that Jackson, also a successful TV health guru, has divorced Naomi. During the visit, Addison also meets the rest of the gang at the cooperative: a widowed alternative medicine doctor, a self-doubting therapist, and a male gynecologist who knows little about women, and realizes she is on familiar ground. Addison concludes that the personal lives of the people around her may be a mess, but professionally they stand out. (Sounds like those crazy interns, right?) So she decides to leave Seattle Grace behind and join the Oceanside Wellness Group team. The sparse IMDB page also notes that Amy Brenneman (Judging Amy) and Chris Lowell (Veronica Mars) are attached. Rose McGowan doesn't want anyone else showing up at prom in the same color dress as hers. [SOW] Eva Longoria's man candy Tony Parker ventures from the NBA into the rap world. Check out his video. [Cele|bitchy] If you can believe it, all is not well in the Lohan family. [Celebslam] PETA launches its latest anti-fur campaign, starring Shirley Manson, Sophie Ellis Bextor and a bloody fox corpse. Mmm ... makes me hungry. [popbytes] I love Christina Ricci's new Louis Vuitton ads, although I'm not completely clear on what I'm supposed to buy. [Allie] Penelope Cruz and Josh Hartnett. If I live in a country for nearly seven years and fail to develop any mastery of the native language, do I get to date all the most attractive men there, too? Is that how it works? Because I might be able to pull it off in, like, Russia. [Gabsmash] Fantasia Barrino is still making music videos. [Juicy-News] Jessica Simpson visits an orphanage to make sure none of those poor kids get pimples. [Yeeeah!] Perhaps the bomb threat at E!'s Wilshire offices damaged their staffers' spelling abilities for the day. [Defamer]
LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS ... It has been an awful week and an even worse weekend, and I'm sorry nothing got posted this weekend because mostly I was trying not to shoot myself in the head (always a bad idea), but we are motherfucking back. Bring it.
And he obviously wants to make damn sure the whole world knows it. The psychopath hottie to Scarlett Johansson's hypersexed hottie in Match Point and star of the new buzztastic Showtime series The Tudors walked into The Plumm nightclub with girlfriend Reena Hammer this weekend. According to Page Six, they couple "retired to a couch and launched into a frenzied make-out session as a crowd of revelers became voyeurs." According to an on-looker, "it was really a scene. She straddled him, and they were at it for some tim...
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Hooray!!! It only took like a billion years, but apparently the cast of Sex & the City -- including Kim Cattrall -- have all signed on to do the Sex & the City film. All the deals were inked this week. Let's hope they don't screw this up ...
What do you guys hope to see discussed/resolved in the film? ...
I maintain this website for a variety of reasons, but one of them is that, no matter how bummed out I am at any point in time, something related to this site always manages to cheer me up. I was sitting around at home tonight stressing about my impending apartment move, when I got an email from a reader that absolutely made my night. Beet reader Kerri invented this fabulous story about how the little kitten I posted earlier ended up curled against a breast. It made me laugh out loud, and I wanted t...
Remember in January when Paris Hilton (or her lawyers) pleaded no contest to "alcohol-related reckless driving?" She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. Her license was also suspended. Paris knew that, because of course Paris knew that. Hell, my grandfather probably knew that. It was all over the news. But when she was pulled over again in late February, speeding at night without her headlights on, her rep claimed she didn't know her license was suspende...
Today I got a lovely letter from a staffer over at E! Networks with regards to the Simple Life promo shots I posted earlier in the week. I don't mind these types of letters. I get them often, from all sorts of people, and I pull the images in question, because, you know, it's definitely not worth going to court. I was particularly impressed by E! Networks, though. They sent a very important-looking PDF with my real name and real address and a very scary letter authored by their "Intellectual Property Administrator" and with a real-life ...