The Associated Press scooped everybody on this shit. Take that, People magazine. Angelina Jolie exclusives my ass. We've got George Clooney being a nice guy at a lemonade stand. Also, guys, is it just me, or are George Clooney and Taylor Hicks slowly morphing into the same person?
TOBACCOVILLE, North Carolina (AP) -- A group of kids on spring break thought setting up a lemonade stand near George Clooney's movie set might be a good business move. They were right.
The star paid $20 for his ...
Lindsay and Hilary bond over their shared hatred of Paris Hilton. [A Socialite's Life] Are the American Idol producers actually hoping Sanjaya will stick around? [popbytes] A Christmas Story director Bob Clark and his son were killed by a drunk driver on PCH. [fishbowlLA] Why diet when you're rich enough for liposuction? [CityRag] Keith Richards manager says the rocker didn't really snort his father's ashes. [The Blemish] Last week's Project Runway auditions were short on auditioners. [Celebrity Smack] Uma Thurman's rack isn't looking so hot. [POTP] A sixteen-year marriage and five children are no match for Rose McGowan. [A Socialite's Life] Jesus loves Scott Stapp so much He's not letting anyone distribute the sex tape he and Kid Rock made with groupies on their tour bus. [Cele|bitchy] Halle Berry gets her star on the Boulevard. [popbytes] That Cameron Diaz sure is attractive. [ICYDK] Justin Timberlake doesn't like gossip rags because they make "soap operas" out of the lives of celebrities. I bet Justin Timberlake would like the gossip rags a whole lot less if they stopped writing about him and running his picture. [Celebrity Smack] They are making a movie version of He's Just Not That Into You. [Glitterati] Kate Moss and Pete Doherty should not be allowed to own a video camera. [Agent Bedhead] Fergie is equal-opportunity easy. [Gone Hollywood] Kim Stewart is super threatened now that her brother is becoming stepmom-covetingly famous. So what's the fastest way for a semi-famous cute blonde to raise her profile? Hang out with Paris Hilton, of course. But what if you've already tried that, like, for years? You go with Plan B: Lindsay Lohan. [Jordan is Your Homeboy] Mandy Moore fractured her ankle, but even that wasn't enough to get her out of attending the Kids' Choice Awards. No one escapes them, Mandy. [Warship] It's funny because Kelly Clarkson is an overweight lesbian. [Gabsmash] Alanis Morissette brings us her very own take on "Lady Humps." That's special. [Junkiness] Courtney Love's U.S. Bikini Tour continues, giving a whole new meaning to Celebrity Skin. [The Blemish] Wow, this truly is a very frightening picture. [Ninja Dude] The MPAA continues to be extremely protective of Elisha Cuthbert. [Agent Bedhead] Hey, you know what Eva Longoria needs? More make-up. [ICYDK] All this time she's spending with Diddy is rubbing off on Sienna Miller -- or at least on her friends -- as they roughed up some paparazzi as she left a London club this weekend. [A Socialite's Life]
I finally have Internet in my new apartment! Hooray!!! On a related note: FUCK TIME WARNER. Okay? FUCK YOU, TIME WARNER. It feels good to get that out. So things should be settling down to something approximating normal around here. As normal as we get, I suppose. Late-night links are back in late night. Enjoy.
A judge in New Jersey ruled today that those gigantic machines used to smooth out ice rinks are not motor vehicles and therefore one can operate them while intoxicated without being in jeopardy of getting a DUI.
A judge ruled the four-ton ice rink-grooming machines aren't motor vehicles because they aren't useable on highways and can't carry passengers.
Zamboni operator John Peragallo had been charged with drunken driving in 2005 after a fellow employee at the Mennen Sports Arena in Morristown, New Jersey, told police the machine was speeding and nearly crashed into the boards.
Police said Peragallo's blood alcohol level was 0.12 percent. A level of 0.08 is considered legally drunk in New Jersey.
Peragallo appealed, and Superior Court Judge Joseph Falcone on Monday overturned his license revocation and penalties.
"It's a vindication for my client," Peragallo attorney James Porfido said after the hearing. "It's the right decision."
Morris County Assistant Prosecutor Joseph D'Onofrio said no decision had been made on whether to appeal.
Peragallo, 64, testified at his trial that he did drink beer and vodka, but not until after he had groomed the ice. However, he told police he had a shot of Sambuca with his breakfast coffee and two Valium-pills before work.
/>A judge in New Jersey ruled today that those gigantic machines used to smooth out ice rinks are not motor vehicles and therefore one can operate them while intoxicated without being in jeopardy of getting a DUI.
A judge ruled the four-ton ice rink-grooming machines aren't motor vehicles because they aren't useable on highways and can't carry passengers.
Zamboni operator John Peragallo had been charged with drunken driving in 2005 after a fellow employee at the Mennen Sports Arena in Morristo...
Late-night links will be back eventually, I promise. But it's gonna be weird like this until I have a functioning Internet connection at home. Don't get me started.
MTV is casting for True Life: I'm Celibate. If you've spent this long respecting your body, isn't it time you disrespect everything else about yourself by allowing MTV's cameras to exploit your virginity? I think yes.
Do you voluntarily abstain from sex? Have you made the decision to be celibate for personal or religious reasons? Are you a virgin? Are you about to become celibate because being sexually active just isn’t working for you anymore? Or maybe you’re already celibate and struggling to stay that course? Or are about to ease your way back into sexually active life after a period of celibacy?
If so, MTV’s documentary series True Life wants to hear from you. Are you struggling to refrain from having sex, while it’s all that your friends and the media can talk about? Are you facing pressure from your boyfriend or girlfriend to give in? Do people give you a hard time about your decision, or do they discriminate against you for choosing not to have sex?
If you’d like to tell the world why you’re saying no to sex, we want to hear your story! If you appear to be between the ages of 18 and 28 and have a story for us about your decision to remain celibate, email us with the details of your story at celibate@mtvnmix.com.
Please be sure to include your name, phone number, location, and photo if possible.
/>MTV is casting for True Life: I'm Celibate. If you've spent this long respecting your body, isn't it time you disrespect everything else about yourself by allowing MTV's cameras to exploit your virginity? I think yes.
Do you voluntarily abstain from sex? Have you made the decision to be celibate for personal or religious reasons? Are you a virgin? Are you about to become celibate because being sexually active just isn’t working for you anymore? Or maybe you’re already celibate and...
Oh pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease tell me that girl was stupid enough to let Jason Wahler get her fucking on camera. Don't get me wrong, I love LC, I think she's adorable, and I'm usually rooting for her, but I have NO SYMPATHY for girls who let dudes do this. JUST DON'T DO IT, GIRLS. Especially if you're Lauren Fucking Conrad. It is going to leak. Always, always. According to Perez, Lauren tried to break into Jason's apartment to get the tape back, but she was unsuccessful. Jason finally agreed ...
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After the season finale of The Hills, the ever-diligent folks over at Radar Online took it upon themselves to call up Heidi Montag's mother in BFE, Colorado, and get her take on Heidi's current situation. She swears that Heidi and Lauren are still the best of friends, Spencer is really a very good guy and Heidi is a very smart and responsible young woman who will soon release an album -- to which she has written all the lyrics. OMG I can't wait. If this album ever sees the light of day, I wi...
Whatever Kim Kardashian did to her former "publicist," I hope she does it again. This is awesome. Jonathan Jaxson -- who, if I am researching this correctly, is a 23-year-old gay kid who's appeared on ever reality TV or talk show he can squirm his way onto -- has started his own celebrity gossip blog with a bang, putting Kim Kardashian on blast, touching on such subjects as Paris, Britney, that sex tape, and black men. I'd summarize, but it's really best if you just read his own words. You c...
I don't know much about this girl but I know I love her. She did all those Scary Movie sequels, but she also did Lost in Translation (where her ditzy starlet character was apparently based on Sofia Coppola's arch-nemesis, Cameron Diaz) and Just Friends (where she played a ditzy starlet again -- but she does it sooo well!!!). Anyway, she just filed for divorce from her husband of three years, "actor" Ben Indra. What do you know him from? Nothing, kids. Nothing at all. And with three movies slated to co...
Okay, okay, Details. You win. I'll run it. This is pretty funny. Although I genuinely hate to be plugging The Bachelor. Don't watch that show, people. Just don't. It's on season ten already. The first time was funny. The second time was sort of funny. The third time was awkward. Now it just reflects really poorly on our country. Enough is enough. ...