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Kirsten Dunst's new boyfriend dumps her and goes back to the girl he dumped for her in the first place. The way you get a man, Kirsten, is the way you're going to lose him. [DListed] Howard Stern just got out-pimped by Jerry O'Connell. That's rough, buddy. [Celebrity Smack] Lil' Kim prepares to write her memoirs. [Celebslam] Apparently Sporty Spice just released her fourth solo album. I'm sure it will be just as big of a hit here in the States as the first three. [popbytes] Cameron Diaz is pretty hot for being a woman of a certain age. [The Blemish] Breaking: Jennifer Lopez is proud of her curves. [IBBB] John McGinley, the best part of Scrubs, got hitched this weekend. [I'm Not Obsessed] Gwen Stefani's son is such a pimp daddy. [POTP] Howie Day's publicist turns a tragically under-publicized stint in rehab into a smooth ride on the Britney Spears Vagina Train. Next stop: your pop culture radar. [Celebslam] Joe Francis is going to jail, where he can be sodomized (again). [The Blemish] And here's your weekly installment of "Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Leaving Mr. Chow's." Dude, if I were Jet Li, I'd be all about the "Hey I can make sure you have Chinese in you every night" lines with that girl. [Celebrity Smack] I always hate to admit this, but Barron Trump is truly the cutest celebrity baby of all time. [popbytes] Diddy's all like "You people honestly think I was banging Aubrey O'Day? That chick was a has-been before her first album even came out. Oh, wait ..." [Bossip] Britney Spears may be staying clean, but her shirt sure isn't. [I'm Not Obsessed] The jokes about Heidi Montag's new "hills" are never going to stop being funny. No really. Everyone. Make that joke. Do it again. Still funny! Get it? Because the show's called The Hills? And she got breast implants? Get it?? [IBBB] Admit it. You'd have sex with Rose McGowan. I don't care who you are. You'd have sex with her. [Yeeeah!] Um, woah. These pictures of Scary Spice fully making out with a chick kind of shed some light on why she and Eddie Murphy didn't work out. [DListed] Note to Jennifer Garner: when there is a photographer five feet in front of you, that is the wrong time to smell your finger and make a face. Because, whatever the context was, we don't care. [ICYDK] Mischa Barton's SUV has acquired her penchant for flats. [Teddy & Moo] Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are still going strong. [Glitterati]
There is a fantastic joke to be made about Victoria Beckham's boots here, but I can't find it. Thoughts?
There is a fantastic joke to be made about Victoria Beckham's boots here, but I can't find it. Thoughts?
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I'm not usually that into him, but he looks really good here. Less boy-like, I think. He's growing up nicely.
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The Internet appears to be all abuzz tonight with news and pictures of Kim Kardashian's Paris Hilton-free birthday party at TAO Las Vegas on Friday. For the record, it was not her birthday this weekend. Her birthday is in October. TAO's marketing folks came up with this idea of a "Princess Party," where they're going to grab various socialites who "have it all" and throw parties for them because that just seems like an appropriate way to celebrate the fact that someone is ridiculously spoiled...
Here's the Duff sisters at the Entourage premiere party (yay!!! I'm so excited it's coming back!!!)
I don't know when Hilary dyed her hair dark -- I must have missed that -- but I really think she looks amazing. Much more mature and sophisticated. What do you guys think? ...
The race has begun for ownership of the Anna Nicole Smith diaries. The floor auction will take place April 14-15 in Dallas, TX, but the online auction has already begun. For sale are two diaries were written by Anna between 1992 and 1994. Smith divorced her first husband (and Daniel's father) in February 1993, and married J. Howard Marshall in June of 1994.
It's pretty heartbreaking to read these diaries and remember that Smith was not always the larger-than-life caricature of herself that we all ...
Lauren Conrad responded to rumors today that she made a sex tape with Jason Wahler which he is now planning to "leak."
“There is no sex tape that exists,†says Lauren in a statement.
Awwwwwww. I hope she's full of shit. I really really want there to be a Lauren Conrad sex tape. ...
I don't know who at Gawker decided to Photoshop this picture of Top Chef hottie and resident Marcel-hater Sam Talbot, but I sure am glad they did. I thought I was having a bad day. I was wrong. This is awesome.
They photo was created to supplement a story about how Sam is opening a restaurant in NYC, some sort of burger joint, he's not sure he can get a liquor license, lock up your wives, etc etc etc, but most importantly would he like to have sex with me? I think he has a girlfriend, but a girlfriend is not a wife. Sam? You should call me. We're hiring ... um ... a chef here at ...
Paris and Flavor of the Week Josh Henderson hit up Parc in LA. Why is she with this guy? He's her newest project, I guess. And we get it, Paris. The boobs are bigger. Congratulations, dear. Maybe now men will think of you more like a sex object and less like a really good friend.
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Although I don't know where she got that ridiculous red ... is that a dress? Is it overalls? Is it ugly? Yes. All of the above. I'm glad she's happy, though. Lord knows she was miserable for long enough.
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