Shilling for Corn Flakes. Ooh, that gives me an idea. She should do a cover of Tori Amos's "Cornflake Girl." It would be good publicity for Corn Flakes and for Tori's upcoming album! I don't know why it would be good for Leann but who cares? She's on a Corn Flakes box. It's all over.
Pics taken at MTV studios in NYC.
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Liz Hurley's newly minted father-in-law hates her. [Cele|bitchy] Entourage is back! Hooray! To celebrate, here's Emmanuelle Chriqui's nipple! [Jordan is Your Homeboy] Robert Rodriguez wants you to know that the fact that he was mounting Rose McGowan in her trailer during the filming of Grindhouse has nothing to do with his divorce. [Agent Bedhead] Keira Knightley is dating an Orlando Bloom lookalike. [Bree] Paris Hilton couldn't find anyone particularly controversial to have sex with this weekend, so she's opted to dye her hair brown for publicity instead. [Monica Monroe] Kelly Ripa gets her outtie ripped. [INO] Paris Hilton's lawyers would like bloggers to stop insinuating that their client has "loathsome diseases." Okay, that's fine. In the future, we can just refer to Paris herself as a loathsome disease. [DListed] Explain to me again why we need to photograph Lindsay Lohan's mother on the beach? [IBBB] Halle Berry doesn't want anyone talking about that one time she tried to kill herself, and she is going to remind you to stop talking about it until you stop or until her movie hits theaters, whichever may come first. [Defamer] King of Queens is still on? [SOW] Is LC dating American Idol contestant Chris Richardson? Those reality kids sure do stick together. [Girls Talkin' Smack] That Jenna Jameson could really stand to lose a few pounds. [The Bosh]
This afternoon, the paparazzi agency posted an open letter to AOL/Time Warner and all the folks behind TMZ.com on their blog. TMZ links to Mario Lavandeira's (aka Perez Hilton) blog automatically in their Hot Links section. While I adore TMZ, X17 makes the fair point that TMZ's parent company, AOL Time Warner, has, in other contexts, appeared to be very concerned about piracy, but their TMZ property doesn't seem concerned at all.
In fairness, TMZ links to a variety of blogs that use pirated images, present company included. Why is X17 focusing on Lavandeira? Well, probably because he's making more $$ off it than anyone else, and also because he's been asked repeatedly to strike a deal with X17 and refuses. Lord knows he can afford it; he's currently charging $1200/week for a Blogad at the bottom of the page. Ads at the top go for $9,000/week. He also manages to get his hands on their photos before they even finish distributing them to magazines -- I think he still probably has a friend or two at that celeb weekly he used to work for in Florida ... It's driving the kids at X17 fucking crazy.
Anyway, interesting open letter, reprinted after the jump without permission.
Read More />This afternoon, the paparazzi agency posted an open letter to AOL/Time Warner and all the folks behind TMZ.com on their blog. TMZ links to Mario Lavandeira's (aka Perez Hilton) blog automatically in their Hot Links section. While I adore TMZ, X17 makes the fair point that TMZ's parent company, AOL Time Warner, has, in other contexts, appeared to be very concerned about piracy, but their TMZ property doesn't seem concerned at all.
In fairness, TMZ links to a variety of blogs that use pirated i...
I have no idea why I'm running this story. Maybe because everyone else is running it. It's like the night before the Oscars, when everyone's running these "It's the Night Before the Oscars" stories and it doesn't really matter because the decisions have been made and are sitting in an envelope at PricewaterhouseCoopers and the only thing that could possibly make the whole mess interesting is if somehow Talladega Nights won Best Picture as a write-in candidate. I think everyone kind of knows Larry Birkhead is the daddy right now. Even Howard K. Stern is starting to backpedal. Personally, I hope something more exciting happens. I hope, like, the Broward County Medical Examiner happened to have, say, Matt Lauer's DNA on file, and the kid turns out to be his. I want it to be something like that.
Maybe we should liveblog the Dannielynn paternity revealing. Do you think the whole thing will be televised? Probably. Lars, you want this one?
Anyway, we'll get the results of the DNA testing tomorrow. We'll keep you posted around here. />
I have no idea why I'm running this story. Maybe because everyone else is running it. It's like the night before the Oscars, when everyone's running these "It's the Night Before the Oscars" stories and it doesn't really matter because the decisions have been made and are sitting in an envelope at PricewaterhouseCoopers and the only thing that could possibly make the whole mess interesting is if somehow Talladega Nights won Best Picture as a write-in candidate. I think everyone kind of knows La...
Everyone is going to explode in a wave of anorexia and mangled labia.
Paris attends Jenna birthday bash at Forty-Deuce last night.
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This is painful to watch. Honestly, it hurts. Watch as Gawker editor Emily Gould gets ripped to shreds by Jimmy Kimmel, standing in for Larry King. (It doesn't seem to be embeddable, and I can't say I blame them. Props to Em for putting it up at all.) Jimmy takes her to task for their "Gawker Stalker" maps, which are probably the coolest fucking thing in the world, and which have been copied by plenty of different websites. One such map accused Kimmel of being drunk, when he was, in fact, walk...
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has fallen rapidly from "show us your tits" to "show us your hands," as the 34-year-old disgusting jackass was picked up at the Panama City airport this morning on a warrant seeking his arrest for for criminal contempt of court. Francis was supposed to turn himself in by noon on Thurdsay, but he totally didn't, because he's a spoiled piece of crap who thinks he doesn't have to play by anyone else's rules or, you know, respect anyone else under any circumstances. F...
She paired it with white shorts while hanging out in Beverly Hills during the day of April 2. That night, she switched to black shorts and two different jackets to hit up Hyde and Winston's. Then, at night on April 3, she hit up a sushi joint in Hollywood wearing that shirt with jeans and a sweater.
She also seems to be pretty into the handcuff theme. Note the handcuffs hanging off her rear-view mirror and the fact that she has two identical handcuff necklaces, one in silver and one in gold. In the sushi pics, she is...
I love how, in her latest quote to make the Internet rounds, Kirsten Dunst not only admits to using drugs and recommends that the whole world use drugs, but also totally calls out Carl Sagan on his drug use. Like, really, Kirsten? That's how we're going to justify our drug use? By throwing a dead, world-renowned astronomer under the bus? She must have been high. Here's the quote:
"I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than Americ...
I'd make this headline "Jason Wahler Arrested (Again)," but, see, I already did that. On March 5 of this year, I ran the headline "Jason Wahler Arrested Once Again," a minor deviation from the headline I ran in late September of last year, "Jason Wahler Arrested ... Again." I'm just going to leave the "Again" part out this time and trust that you folks have already noticed the pattern.
Jason Wahler was arrested this weekend, for the fourth time in nine months, this time in Seattle. Maybe b...
On Friday night, all my girlfriends bailed on me, and I wound up hanging out with four super-hot guys. Great, right? No, not at all, because all they wanted to do was see Grindhouse, the new Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino three-hour-and-eleven-minutes exploitastic double-feature. "Can't we see Blades of Glory," I whined. "Or at least The Lookout?" But the boys were having none of it. Their minds were made up, and I could go along, or I could go home and spend a Friday night alone. Better at Grindhou...
It's such a tragedy, because, in the face, he's, like, absolutely perfect. A total dream guy. I couldn't design a hotter face on a guy if I tried. But his body's a little on the skinny side for my tastes. I guess the good news is that this is a very easy thing to remedy. Chug some protein shakes, James, then give me a call. Okay?
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Update: I don't know why, but these pics won't open in IE. I'm really sorry about that. You can open them in Firefox. If anyo...