She missed her calling. Her true genius lies in the written word. Responding to reports that she had gastric bypass surgery, Courtney responds, and I quote:
oh perez got it from pge six nd ots bullshit
i couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it
FDA says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals at least being 100 pounds overweight at least other wsie its ILLEGAL.
I know spmeone who troed to get that shit and no dr would give it to her an dhse was pudgier than i was, its total utter shite, i lost weightthe hard way and pe...
Justin Timberlake admits that he did call Britney, because he was worried about her, and because he's never done it with a bald chick before. [MM] Jessica Simpson's camel toe makes its triumphant return to the spotlight. [Buzznet] The American Idol sex tape has a release date. [Ninja Dude] Gwen Stefani in Harper's Bazaar. [ICYDK] Britney's hitting the Red Bull hard. [IBBB] Ian Ziering won't pose for Playgirl. I guess we're supposed to be disappointed. [Glitterati] Marc Anthony didn't pay his taxes. [Cele|bitchy] Kylie Minogue looks freakish. [Grumpiest] Check out the tattoed granny. [popbytes] I promise you Bar Rafaeli is every bit as pregnant as Leonardo DiCaprio is. [Celebslam] Snoop Dogg weighs in on the Don Imus insanity. [Bossip] Hef's girlfriend Holly gets naked for PETA. [Celebrity Smack]
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I've wondered time and time again how someone like Joe Francis sleeps at night. I guess I have my answer now: Lunesta. When I heard Francis got his ass caught with drugs in prison -- the guards became suspicious after he tried to bribe one of them for a bottle of water -- I wondered what it was he had smuggled in. What pill could be worth that risk? Lunesta, it turns out, and anti-anxiety med Lorazepam. There were 16 different pills in all. Turns out tough guy Joe was scared he wouldn't get h...
We know you have a lot going on these days, and you must be so tired of paparazzi constantly prying into your private life. You just want to be off the radar for a little while, you just want to get inside to enjoy the party, we understand that, but it's really important to our editors that we get one or two good pictures of Kato Kaelin tonight. You don't have to answer questions if you don't want to. This'll just take a second. Please, Kato, we're begging you. Just go ahead and stand in fr...
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JIMMY Kimmel sounded smug when he guest-hosted "Larry King Live" and told Gawker.com editor Emily Gould he "doesn't know anyone who would advertise on Web sites like hers." It turns out Kimmel's own show, "Jimmy Kimmel Live," buys ad space on three blogs similar to Gawker - A Socialite's Life, Egotastic and The Superficial. Now Kim mel's backtracked, tell ing The Post's Mari anne Garvey, "Larry's suspenders were very tight on me, so I didn't complete my sentence. I have nothi...
I mean, in general, when you've been chosen to host the opening of a New York night club (Triumph, in this case), it's advisable to do a little more than roll out of bed and put on a jacket. You could, I don't know, wear an undershirt that covers your entire chest, for instance. It's a starting point. Mostly, though, get some rest, darling, and try not to look so unhappy to be there. It's not like you're Isaiah Washington hosting a gala at The Abbey. ...
ANTM winner Caridee English and Ashlee Simpson both look like they really have to pee at the opening of the Runway lounge in NYC.
Also, Cari, nice colored contacts. Even Paris Hilton's at least look borderline natural. You look like you may have superpowers. Just not in modeling ......
Wow, Sharon Stone looks way, way better than normal. And Geena Davis? What happened? Her body looks fine, but her face looks like it's been stuffed. I hate to say this, but it's Sharon by a landslide. They're about the same age, too: Geena is 51 and Sharon is 49. What a difference 2 years makes, I guess...
At the Billies in Beverly Hills yesterday. ...
That sonofabitch smuggled drugs into prison. GENIUS. And he got caught because he tried to bribe a guard for a bottle of water. EVEN BETTER! Jail is scary, isn't it, Joe?
Francis allegedly tried to bribe a correctional officer with $100 last night for a bottle of water. This sparked an internal search of his jail cell which reportedly turned up $700 in cash, all in $100 bills, some pills thought to be controlled substances. Its not yet known how he obtained the cash and drugs in the jail. ...
Every time I see a picture of this woman I want to remind her to wash her contact lenses properly. Like, sweetheart, you're supposed to be able to open your eyes all the way. You should see an opthamologist about that.
At a Memorial Sloan-Kettering fundraiser in NYC today.
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Sigh. I hate that I'm writing this story. I put it off for awhile, hoping this story would just flicker out and die, and yet it persists, and so I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't bring it to you. Someone who was once on American Idol has a raunchy sex tape. Who, you ask? Kellie Pickler, maybe? Nikki McKibbin? Clay Aiken? Maybe even Jim Verraros? Ooh, or Jim Verraros with Clay Aiken?? No, no. It's no one you've heard of, silly. It's some chick named Olivia Mojica, but honestly her name m...