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Our background image for this weekend is Miss Cocorico, the adorable kitty of Beet reader Anita. Her name, apparently, is the sound a rooster makes in French, which, frankly, makes way more sense than "cock a doodle doo." I mean, think about it, does a rooster say "doodle"? Ever? Have you ever in your life heard a rooster make anything even approximating the sound sequence in "doodle"? No. We Americans are so weird.
If you'd like to send in an image for use on our background, check out the rules here. />Our background image for this weekend is Miss Cocorico, the adorable kitty of Beet reader Anita. Her name, apparently, is the sound a rooster makes in French, which, frankly, makes way more sense than "cock a doodle doo." I mean, think about it, does a rooster say "doodle"? Ever? Have you ever in your life heard a rooster make anything even approximating the sound sequence in "doodle"? No. We Americans are so weird.
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Okay, did her bangs think they were getting their own spin-off, too?
I mean, unless she has some sort of inexplicable, totally untreatable fucking growth on her forehead this week, there is no fucking excuse for this haircut. It looks ridiculous and it makes her look about 10 years older. I don't get it, Kate. You used to be such a pretty girl.
Update: You know, I should add that both T.R. Knight and Katherine Heigl made appearances at this GLAAD event. But I went through all the photo...
I fell in love with her on American Dreams, and I even loved her when she was playing that crazy racist psycho on Nip/Tuck. I mean, I didn't love her character (in fact, I credit that entire subplot as the official Nip/Tuck shark-jumping), but I still loved her. I even love that cute little scar she has on her forehead. And, because I love her so much, I'm not going to spend much time harping on the fact that she's wearing enough base here to feed a family of four for a month. I mean, if people coul...
What? It's been three days. She actually looks very pretty at this event (Nordstrom at Garden State Plaza). The make-up looks fantastic and she's not dressed weird. Good job, Mischa. Way to sell them Keds. ...
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Yes, yes she does. Jena Malone and Her Bloodstains. I'm not making that up. That's the name of the band. Doesn't it sound more like the name of a Judy Blume novel? Are You There, God? It's Me, Jena Malone and Her Bloodstains. Her band played at the Viper Room in Hollywood on Friday night.
Oh, and Cory Kennedy was there. I have an unhealthy obsession with Cory Kennedy. I don't know why, or perhaps I prefer not to think about it too much.
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Sigh. Remember when we were just really excited to have such a good search engine? Via the AP:
Seeking to expand its already well-honed ability to sell targeted Internet advertisements, online search leader Google Inc. said it has agreed to pay $3.1 billion in cash to acquire ad-management technology company DoubleClick Inc.
The two companies announced the deal after the markets closed Friday. The boards of both companies have approved the takeover, which is expected to close by the end o...
Save these pictures, Britney. Print them out and put them in a shoebox and keep them under your bed. Then when Sean and Jayden are 12 and 14 and come home stoned out of their gourds you can sit them down and be like, "Look, boys. I know drugs and alcohol are tempting. Mommy once used drugs and alcohol. Wanna see what happened to Mommy when she used drugs and alcohol?" And then you can pull out these pictures and show them and save yourself a lot of money on rehab stints for your kids. ...
Hugh Grant is very Lost in Translation at the Tokyo premiere of Music and Lyrics. Meanwhile, Lindsay's lending her support and considerable star power to the new Charlotte Ronson store out there. Um, how do you say "butch" in Japanese? ...
Remember how no one showed up to the first round of Project Runway auditions in LA? The production company figures, I suppose, that is was just a bad weekend for designers? Maybe it rained the whole weekend? (It didn't.) At any rate, they're giving it another go: TODAY. So get your butt downtown! This showed up on Bravo's website:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Due to the overwhelming response an additional
half-day has been added!
Friday, April 13
12pm to 6pm
453 South Spring Street, 7th ...
It hurts. Oh, God, it hurts so bad. I feel like I'm limping, crawling, dragging myself toward the mythical Anna Nicole Finish Line, and every time it's in sight I blink, and it was just a mirage. When will this be over? When? Mommy, make it stop.
The Virgie Arthur custody battle took place today in the Bahamas. You know when you're in a really long work meeting that just keeps dragging on and that one annoying person in the room keeps asking stupid question after stupid question and final...