Jared Leto is maybe not quite as good in bed as the eyeliner would suggest. [Cele|bitchy] Ooh, some fun gossip games! You didn't really want to work today, did you? [CityRag] Jessica Alba goes shopping, but what do you care what she's doing? Her ass looks great. [NJ] When I think Incredible Hulk, only one man comes to mind: Edward Norton. It's nice to see the studios agree. [Agent Bedhead] Forest Whitaker Lil' Romeo goes from lil' rap mogul to college basketball star -- he'll be playing for the USC Trojans in the fall. [Bossip] Forget the Ferrari ... Chris Martin gets to show up to his high-school reunion with Gwenyth Paltrow. [Gabsmash] Hilary Duff's back on speaking terms with Joel Madden. Nicole Richie, not so much. [Gabby Babble] Avril does Saturday Night Live. [Ninja Dude] Jake Gyllenhaal plants a wet one on Jennifer Aniston. [Agent Bedhead] Paris Bennett might just be a little tiny bit bitter with American Idol. [POTP] Perry the manny is cheating on Britney with Paris. [INO] The Jolie-Pitts make time for ice cream. [ICYDK] Lance Bass's ex-boyfriend shows up at the GLAAD Media Awards with some no-name who I really, really hope is a straight guy he hired for the night. Because, um, I want to go steady with him. [DListed]promotes the DVD release of Last King of Scotland gets his star on the Boulevard. [popbytes]