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A stalker tried to kill Sandra Bullock's husband. This never would have happened if you'd stuck with Matthew McConaughey, dear. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Your daily pics of Britney, now with no bra. [ICYDK]

Paris Hilton isn't in any particular rush to help Joe Francis out of this whole being-in-jail thing. I know, I know. It rocked my world, too. [Cele|bitchy]

We've missed you, Tara Reid. [Drunken Stepfather]

FutureWax/LoveSounds. [DListed]

HDuf makes Jane magazines "30 Under 30." Teri Hatcher was originally very upset that she didn't make the list, but then the editor explained to her that it's for years, not pounds. [Bree]

Nelly Furtado and Fergie are feuding. [popbytes]

Kevin Federline will shill for anything. [Celebslam]

Prince totally calls out Paris Hilton. [Agent Bedhead]

Pam Anderson still looks good in that red one-piece. [The Blemish]

Go ahead, relive that Celine Dion/Elvis Presley duet from Wednesday night. [Glitterati]

/>A stalker tried to kill Sandra Bullock's husband. This never would have happened if you'd stuck with Matthew McConaughey, dear. [I'm Not Obsessed] Your daily pics of Britney, now with no bra. [ICYDK] Paris Hilton isn't in any particular rush to help Joe Francis out of this whole being-in-jail thing. I know, I know. It rocked my world, too. [Cele|bitchy] We've missed you, Tara Reid. [Drunken Stepfather] FutureWax/LoveSounds. [DListed] HDuf makes Jane magazines "30 Under 30." Teri Hatcher was or...

Did Rosie Want Barbara Kicked Off The View?

babs.jpg Just a few more months left of the Rosie/View insanity. I hope. (Please, God?) Lest we allow a non-story with such fun characters -- Rosie! Barbara! Donald! -- to flicker and die as it ought to, the New York Post has pulled out the defibrillator and somone's yelling "Clear!" In today's edition, they swear up and down that Rosie's departure had nothing to do with ABC's insistence on a three-year contract; rather, Rosie refused to stay on the daytime chat-fest unless its creator, Barbara Walters, was sent packing. "They're talking [publicly] about how they couldn't come to terms ... b...

E-V-E Busted for D-U-I

eve.jpg Another day, another celebrity DUI. Rapper Eve was picked up in Hollywood at 2:45 Thursday morning on suspicion of DUI after she crashed her Maserati on Hollywood Blvd. She ran into the center divider, totalling the front of the (very expensive) vehicle. TMZ caught the whole thing on tape, because they're awesome like that. Sources report that Eve's blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. She posted the $30,000 bail and was released from L.A. County Jail on Thursday morning. You better believe TMZ ...

Yes Of Course Vanessa Minnillo Has Her Own Line of Cosmetics

vanessa11.jpg What? You think Jessica Simpson's trampy little ass has a monopoly on hawking crappy lip glosses? If there's anything the U.S. market needs, it's another line of celebrity cosmetics. Vanessa Minnillo has called hers Flirt! (The exclamation point belongs to the cosmetics line -- please note that I am not really that excited about all this.) She unveiled the new line last night in NYC, where she just bought a condo with Nick Lachey. ...

Christina Ricci Is RAINN’s New National Spokesperson

christina_rainn.jpg The little pixie was crowned in DC tonight. If you have any cash left after Idol's fund-tastic tearjerker tonight (I prefer to think of it less as a donation to African AIDS orphans and more as a reduction in my taxable income), the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network, co-founded by Tori Amos, always needs funds. And, admit it, after what "Me and a Gun" did for your adolescent years, this is really the least you can do. ...

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