Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Giselle Splits from Victoria’s Secret

giselle.jpg She may have the body of an angel, but model Gisele Bunchen is nobody's sweetheart when it comes to salary negotiations. Gisele will no longer be the "lead angel" for Victoria's Secret, reports Page Six, because they failed to increase her $5 million per year salary. Her sister confirmed to a Brazilian website that talks had broken off. "Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic," said an inside source. "Victoria's Secret doesn't care. They have five new hotter, youn...

American Doll Posse Drops Today

tori_people.JPG I mean, for the eight of you who haven't already downloaded it since it leaked a couple weeks ago, or who haven't caught the free streaming version on Tori's MySpace page, today's the day you are fully entitled to spend money for this album! WOO HOO!! In typical superfuckingcrazy Tori-style, the album revolves around the voices of four separate women: Santa, Clyde, Pip and Isabel. And to put a modern spin on the superfuckingcraziness, Tori has given all four of these women blogs. On four di...

Late-Night Links

For $5M, Kim Kardashian is totally okay with you watching her sex tape. That's impressive, Kim. I probably would have sold out somewhere around $500K. Then again, I'm kind of trashy. [Bossip]

Peter Andre has meningitis, but it looks like he'll live. [popbytes]

Yup, they're sending Prince Harry to the front lines in Iraq. [A Socialite's Life]

Even Jessica Simpson's ginormous breasts can't save her from the fug of this dress. [Derek Hail]

Honestly, Britney, you must be joking. [Celebslam]

Heather Mills is getting $50 million from Sir Paul McCartney. What's in it for you, you ask? Hopefully, no more Heather Mills. [Cele|bitchy]

Happy birthday, Kirsten Dunst! Try not to O.D.! [The Blemish]

Courtney Love is auctioning off most of Kurt Cobain's belongings. [Holy Candy]

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore hit Coachella hand-in-hand. I don't understand Coachella. Every year, someone invites me to go, and every year it just looks so dirty. Why would I stand outside in the sun all day and put up with Port-O-Potties when I could just play a CD and smoke a bowl in the comfort of my living room? [Gabsmash]

Victoria Beckham sports the THO. [Drunken Stepfather]

Pete Wentz discusses the art of "guyliner." [POTP]

/>For $5M, Kim Kardashian is totally okay with you watching her sex tape. That's impressive, Kim. I probably would have sold out somewhere around $500K. Then again, I'm kind of trashy. [Bossip] Peter Andre has meningitis, but it looks like he'll live. [popbytes] Yup, they're sending Prince Harry to the front lines in Iraq. [A Socialite's Life] Even Jessica Simpson's ginormous breasts can't save her from the fug of this dress. [Derek Hail] Honestly, Britney, you must be joking. [Celebslam]...

Will Roseanne Replace Rosie on The View?

roseannebarr.jpeg That's what the NY Post is reporting. Roseanne's rep denies the rumor, and Roseanne herself has said in the past that she's not interested in hosting The View. Insiders have also tossed out names like Joan Rivers, Kathy Griffin, Connie Chung and Whoopi Goldberg as possible replacements. Further complicating matters is the fact that Rosie's nemesis, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, is pregnant and will be taking a leave of absence from the show as her due date approaches. ...

Keisha Castle-Hughes Pops Out That Kiddo

keisha.jpg Keisha Castle-Hughes, the Oscar-nominated star of Whale Rider, made waves last year when she announced that she was pregnant at the age of 16, by her boyfriend of three years, who was 19 at the time. Castle-Hughes gave birth to Felicity-Amore in New Zealand on Wednesday. Both mother and baby are doing well. Castle-Hughes talked recently about the controversy surrounding her young pregnancy in an interview with Television New Zealand. "I felt like I had to hide," she said. "I felt like it w...

Golf is Like Hyde for Old People

douglas2.jpg The 9th Annual Michael Douglas & Friends Celebrity Golf Event this weekend at Trump National Golf Club in Ranchos Palos Verdes brought out a veritable who's-who of 1995. Douglas was there with his granddaughter wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, and they were accompanied by Heather Locklear, Sam Jackson, Cheryl Ladd (who?), Josh Duhamel, Mark Wahlberg, Kenny Fucking G, Alice Cooper and ... drumroll please ... Haley Joel Osment, whose managers clearly believe that if he plays golf with old people all day w...

Putting that Harvard Education to Good Use

natalie.jpg Natalie Portman showed up on ABC's "This Week" to endorse extending microloans to women in the poorest countries. "They're able to get a loan and start their own business out of their own house and be with their children," she said. "It changes the whole system. If a woman can't tell her child, 'I can feed you tomorrow, I can pay for your school,' then where do they go? What do they do? What do they choose? It's really trying to reach the poorest of the poor and offering banking services t...

Late-Night Links

Alyson Hannigan rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

Check out video clips from Gwen Stefani performing in LA. [popbytes]

Tracey Morgan has to wear an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet for 90 days as a result of his DUI. Now that's outrageous and egregious! [Celebrity Smack]

Conan O'Brien cops a feel on Tyra Banks. [Ninja Dude]

Hooray hooray!!! Studio 60 is coming back!!! WATCH IT, MOTHERF***ERS. That was a close call. [SOW]

The best part of this is the knowledge that someone somewhere is getting his rocks off to these images of Paris Hilton's corpse. [Allie Is Wired]

Why stop with the tits? Heidi Montag got a new nose, too. Next up will have to be a new back to carry your celebrity, Heidi, because Lauren Conrad's is done with you. [IBBB]

Look, I want Britney Spears to get sober and sort her life out and regain some measure of sanity. But please, God, can it wait until she writes this tell-all? [The Blemish]

Is Angelina Jolie anorexic? [Cele|bitchy]

If so, she might want to take some tips from Kate Bosworth, who seems to be at a semi-healthy weight again. At least I can't count her rib bones in this bikini. [Warship]

Awww ... celebs as babies! [Celebslam]

Jonathan Lipnicki, in stark contrast with his career, has matured. [Agent Bedhead]

A review of Fantasia in The Color Purple. [DListed]

/>Alyson Hannigan rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather] Check out video clips from Gwen Stefani performing in LA. [popbytes] Tracey Morgan has to wear an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet for 90 days as a result of his DUI. Now that's outrageous and egregious! [Celebrity Smack] Conan O'Brien cops a feel on Tyra Banks. [Ninja Dude] Hooray hooray!!! Studio 60 is coming back!!! WATCH IT, MOTHERF***ERS. That was a close call. [SOW] The best part of this is the knowledge that someone somew...