For $5M, Kim Kardashian is totally okay with you watching her sex tape. That's impressive, Kim. I probably would have sold out somewhere around $500K. Then again, I'm kind of trashy. [Bossip] Peter Andre has meningitis, but it looks like he'll live. [popbytes] Yup, they're sending Prince Harry to the front lines in Iraq. [A Socialite's Life] Even Jessica Simpson's ginormous breasts can't save her from the fug of this dress. [Derek Hail] Honestly, Britney, you must be joking. [Celebslam] Heather Mills is getting $50 million from Sir Paul McCartney. What's in it for you, you ask? Hopefully, no more Heather Mills. [Cele|bitchy] Happy birthday, Kirsten Dunst! Try not to O.D.! [The Blemish] Courtney Love is auctioning off most of Kurt Cobain's belongings. [Holy Candy] Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore hit Coachella hand-in-hand. I don't understand Coachella. Every year, someone invites me to go, and every year it just looks so dirty. Why would I stand outside in the sun all day and put up with Port-O-Potties when I could just play a CD and smoke a bowl in the comfort of my living room? [Gabsmash] Victoria Beckham sports the THO. [Drunken Stepfather] Pete Wentz discusses the art of "guyliner." [POTP] Alyson Hannigan rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather] Check out video clips from Gwen Stefani performing in LA. [popbytes] Tracey Morgan has to wear an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet for 90 days as a result of his DUI. Now that's outrageous and egregious! [Celebrity Smack] Conan O'Brien cops a feel on Tyra Banks. [Ninja Dude] Hooray hooray!!! Studio 60 is coming back!!! WATCH IT, MOTHERF***ERS. That was a close call. [SOW] The best part of this is the knowledge that someone somewhere is getting his rocks off to these images of Paris Hilton's corpse. [Allie Is Wired] Why stop with the tits? Heidi Montag got a new nose, too. Next up will have to be a new back to carry your celebrity, Heidi, because Lauren Conrad's is done with you. [IBBB] Look, I want Britney Spears to get sober and sort her life out and regain some measure of sanity. But please, God, can it wait until she writes this tell-all? [The Blemish] Is Angelina Jolie anorexic? [Cele|bitchy] If so, she might want to take some tips from Kate Bosworth, who seems to be at a semi-healthy weight again. At least I can't count her rib bones in this bikini. [Warship] Awww ... celebs as babies! [Celebslam] Jonathan Lipnicki, in stark contrast with his career, has matured. [Agent Bedhead] A review of Fantasia in The Color Purple. [DListed]