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Last night, Britney Spears returned to the stage for the first time since 2004 in a "surprise" performance at the San Diego House of Blues. While the "surprise" was sort of ruined over a week ago, as Internet murmurings began that the unknown "M+Ms" with the upcoming HoB tour was actually Britney, the pop tart kept fans guessing until the very last minute: her set began over two hours late. (Perhaps because her tour bus was pulled over for "disturbing traffic" on the way down to San Diego). Beginning around 10 pm, the actual performance lasted just sixteen minutes. She performed five songs: Baby One More Time, I'm a Slave For You, Breathe On Me, Do Something and Toxic. Check out video of a portion of the performance here. Brit wore a brunette wig, a pink sparkling bustier and a tiny white skirt with knee-high boots. She lipsynched all the songs but danced her butt off, and most of the 650 fans in the audience seemed to be happy with the performance. She spoke only four words during the performance: "Thanks everyone for coming." There are still reportedly two more stops on the Britney Spears Comeback Tour: the HoB in Anaheim tonight, and the HoB in West Hollywood tomorrow night. We'll see if Brit makes it on time to any of those. Lindsay Lohan is just so damn sober she's taken her shirt off and is dancing on tables with Paris Hilton at 4:30 in the morning to celebrate! Yay sobriety! [The Bosh] Debra Messing fought for Grace to have tiny titties. [A Socialite's Life] A very sober Bruce Willis drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Ninja Dude] Hooray for summer! The celeb bikini pics are back in full swing. Up now: Taryn Manning gets wet. [Drunken Stepfather] What are your top five break-up songs? [Pajiba] Naomi Campbell's all like, "Yeah, so it turns out I'm an alcoholic." [The Blemish] Kate Moss stands in a store window to promote her new clothing line. [Agent Bedhead] Turns out Selma Blair is sober, too .. who knew? [Cele|bitchy] Hayden Panettiere and Laguna Beach's Stephen Colletti are still going strong, much to my chagrin. [ICYDK] R. Kelly wins the award for first musician to capitalize on the Virginia Tech tragedy. [Celebrity Smack] Keira Knightley wishes she were ridiculously fat. Memo to Keira: sarcasm doesn't translate so well in print. Trust me. [Warship] TRUMP STEAKS. [INO]
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Update: Sigh. SplashNews continues their fun-sucking tour of sucking the fun out of everything. I love it when they come to visit. Sometimes Chris even comments, and that makes me so happy. He comes to police the site, but he just can't help getting sucked into all the fun we have around here! Then he comes back later to suck it all away. Pics pulled on request. They're visible here. Everyone go say hi to our friends at SplashNews!
/>Taken a month ago, apparently, at a friend's house. Seriously, though, I have seen her vagina. Three times. This is painfully uninteresting.
Update: Sigh. SplashNews continues their fun-sucking tour of sucking the fun out of everything. I love it when they come to visit. Sometimes Chris even comments, and that makes me so happy. He comes to police the site, but he just can't help getting sucked into all the fun we have around here! Then he comes back later to suck it all away. Pics pulled on r...
Brit kicked things off with a 16-minute show at the San Diego House of Blues last night. Check out video of her performing "Toxic."
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Since the show decided to be total pussies last week and put the American public's thirst for blood behind African children's thirst for, well, water, we still have six contestants to deal with this week. Luckily, two of them are going home tomorrow.
According to Ryan, donations from last week raised "almost 70 million dollars." Because, you know, more of you voted for American Idol contestants than voted in the last presidential election. But that's cool. Why concern yourselves with the fate of our nation when the fate of Jordin Sparks is in your hands?
Tonight is Bon Jovi night. Remember Bon Jovi, Jordin? No, no you don't. Remember when Slippery When Wet was released? No, you don't, because you weren't going to be born for over three more years. In other news, I have officially started menopause.
Bon Jovi thinks they should "make the songs your own." Thank God someone finally told them that. It's really the key piece of advice they've been missing.
Read More />Since the show decided to be total pussies last week and put the American public's thirst for blood behind African children's thirst for, well, water, we still have six contestants to deal with this week. Luckily, two of them are going home tomorrow.
According to Ryan, donations from last week raised "almost 70 million dollars." Because, you know, more of you voted for American Idol contestants than voted in the last presidential election. But that's cool. Why concern yourselves with the fate...
Just wanted to send a quick shout-out to the fabulous Evil T for sending me the world's greatest birthday present. It just arrived in the mail today. Now, now, Mom, I loved the earrings you sent, but absolutely nothing is as cool as what T got me. Thank you, Miss Evil T, I love you so very much and am so very grateful to have friends like you in my life. />...
Neve Campbell, who you'll remember from when she used to be famous, is reportedly planning marry British actor John Light at a secret Malibu location this weekend. Neve moved to London two years ago, primarily to live with Light, but also because it's as good a place as any to make your eyes real narrow and furrow your eyebrows and let the slightest trace of a tear build up while your lips part just the tiniest bit and turn down a little around the edges, make small, sad choking noises and hope...
Via Page Six:
HEARING the enraged voicemail message from Alec Baldwin to his daughter brought a flood of bad memories back to the man who first introduced the "30 Rock" star to Kim Basinger on the set of 1991's doomed "The Marrying Man." "It all kind of brings it to the surface again for me personally," said David Permut, producer of more than 20 movies, whose latest, "Charlie Bartlett" with Robert Downey Jr., just premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival. "If I were homeless on the streets and h...
At Parc last night. Anyone know who this tiger is? I hate to admit it, but he's pretty hot. I don't normally go for the low-cut shirt look on guys, but he's pulling this off. I guess if Paris Hilton is going to flit around with that Josh Henderson nobody, Lindsay has to find herself someone equally pretty and irrelevant to tote to nightclubs.
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At the Yves Saint Laurent after-party in NYC.
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Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead arrived in the United States this morning, with her father, Larry Birkhead, who recently had the baby's last name legally changed. (Interestingly, he didn't remove the "Marshall" part of the name -- a reference to Anna Nicole's late billionaire husband, J. Howard Marshall -- perhaps to give the little girl a leg up in obtaining some of the Marshall fortune).
After a brief stop in Florida this morning, Dannielynn and Larry continued to Louisville, Larry's h...