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Apparently Paris could have done several things to avoid jail time, and yet she did none of them:
1) Paris was supposed to take a 12-hour alcohol education course as a result of her DUI (this was part of her January sentence). She hadn't even registered for the course as of the end of April.
2) Paris could have opted to do 40 hours of community service in exchange for having a year of her probation dropped. Paris opted against doing the community service.
I know, I know, Paris, it would have been really embarrassing to go to an alcohol education course or to do community service. Think of the field day the media would have had! Much much better to go to jail.
Apparently Kathy Hilton was a wreck at the proceedings, screaming at the prosecutor "I want your autograph!" (that doesn't even make sense) and claiming that this was a waste of taxpayer money.
If Paris fails to show up for her June 5 jail date, she will have to do 90 days instead.
Video of Paris leaving the courthouse is here. />Apparently Paris could have done several things to avoid jail time, and yet she did none of them:
1) Paris was supposed to take a 12-hour alcohol education course as a result of her DUI (this was part of her January sentence). She hadn't even registered for the course as of the end of April.
2) Paris could have opted to do 40 hours of community service in exchange for having a year of her probation dropped. Paris opted against doing the community service.
I know, I know, Paris, it would...
Seventeen minutes late and counting.
Jail jail jail jail jail!!!
JAIL!!!!
Update: She has arrived. Let the games begin. />...
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OH HAPPY DAY!!! HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!!! PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO JAIL FOR 45 DAYS!!! Yes, yes, you read that right. A judge today sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail for violating her probation by driving on a suspended license. She will begin serving her time on June 5. See, Lindsay Lohan? Your Higher Power has your back!
Paris Hilton is always fashionably late. She arrived at the L.A. courthouse eighteen minutes late (pics here, video here). The hearing was held to decide whether Paris sh...
An excerpt from Rex Reed's review in The Observer:
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The sets are cheesy. The actors are unconscious. The writing is barely legible. The digital effects are overwhel...
In response to this video of him drunkenly eating a cheeseburger, David Hasselhoff has issued the following statement, essentially accusing his ex-wife of leaking the video and hoping that six paragraphs of calling her an alcoholic while claiming to take the high road will help us all forget about how he was basically too drunk to eat a cheeseburger on the floor of his hotel room while his daughter filmed him and begged him to stop drinking.
An excerpt:
"While I acknowledge that I a...
Cute headband. For jail.
More pics after the jump.
Update: TMZ just put up video of her arrival. Mom Kathy was with her, and, as soon as she entered the courtroom, the first thing she did was -- I am not joking -- touch up her make-up. That's our girl!
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