The camera did not love Miss Lohan at yesterday's Nylon Magazine party at Tenjeune in NYC, which she hosted. The typically camera-lovin' Linds looks awful in almost all these shots. What on earth could distract Lindsay Lohan from posing on the red carpet? Perhaps she was grumpy because her current sorta-boyfriend, British model Callum Best, was there, as well as her rumored lesbian love, DJ Samantha Ronson. Awwwwwwwwkward.
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Cameron Diaz: "We all suffer when Paris suffers." Heh. [Cele|bitchy] The celebrities you'd most like to bang. And not with a hammer. [Pajiba] Brooke Burke is still hot. [Derek Hail] Carmen Electra wrote a book called How to Be Sexy. Now if only someone could lend her a copy of How to Stay Married she'd be all set. [Jordan] Um, Victoria, why were you shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch anyway? [Celebrity Smack] It's not enough for Dina Lohan to live vicariously through her daughter's fame; now she's using it to land herself on TV. [The Blemish] K-Fed calls Britney's new man "trash." [Celebslam] Jodi Sweetin is back on the smack. Time for a serious father-daughter talk. [popbytes] Akon is sorry for that whole "simulated rape" thing. [DListed] Kate Moss in a see-through dress. [Drunken Stepfather] Nick Lachey throws down. [POTP]
Paris Hilton has just released a statement through her brand spankin' new DUI attorney, Richard Hutton (emphasis mine):
"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."
Um, Par-Par, are you saying you're ready to go to jail? I call bullshit.
Also, can we look at the last several sentences of that first paragraph?
I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.
If your new lawyer wrote this, you might want to go back to the old one. To what, exactly, does "no one should" refer? No one should be able to live with you, Paris? I agree. No one should realize how serious driving under the influence is? Oh, oh, do you mean that no one should be injured or killed while you're driving impaired? Hm. You're fucking this up already, Dick Hutton ...
/>Paris Hilton has just released a statement through her brand spankin' new DUI attorney, Richard Hutton (emphasis mine):
"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.
I am ready to face the consequences of ...
Don't watch this on your lunch break, guys.
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With hottie model/boyfriend James Rousseau in NYC yesterday. Looking (naturally) tan and healthy.
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I love Tammy Faye Bakker (now Messner) -- she has walked through so much turmoil with so much strength and dignity. Every time I hear her speak I feel inspired. Tammy has been struggling with lung cancer for years (despite never having been a smoker), and a recent note she left on her website states that the doctors have stopped trying to treat it. As usual, Tammy's attitude is upbeat and full of faith.
The doctors have stopped trying to treat the cancer and so now it's up to God and my faith. And that's enough! But please continue...
"There was no creative process at all. It was a very packaged thing, and people were wanting to capitalize on 'The Sopranos.' I take responsibility - I was part of it - but I hated every moment of it. I was faking it the whole time."
Jamie-Lynn Sigler, on the crappiness of her 2001 album, Here to Heaven. ...
In a last-ditch attempt to keep her ass out of jail, Paris Hilton may be bringing yet another lawyer onto her team, celeb DUI lawyer Richard Hutton. Paris met with him yesterday, and was caught on video sobbing in a car as her mother tried to console her. This video is so, so staged. She's an awful actress. This car has tinted windows. Why were they rolled all the way down? So that the paparazzi could get this video and everyone can see just how hard this is for Paris. Yeah, right.
Paris is so damn concern...
Paris. Hilton. Is Fucking. Goddamn. Driving.
The soon-to-be jail bird was snapped driving her £100,000 blue Bentley convertible less than a week after being handed a 45 day jail term.
The 26-year-old was given the sentence for breaking the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
Despite having her licence suspended, Paris was followed by photographers as she lost her way in LA, finishing up in a dead-end even after reading print-out directions.
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Samuel L. Jackson can look cool doing anything.
Chilling on Melrose yesterday.
And I'd just like to take a minute to apologize to all of you who don't live in Los Angeles right now, because it has been 80 degrees and sunny for the past, like, four days straight, and it reminds me why I pay what I do in rent to live here. Plus everyone looks sexier when it's a beautiful day, and Mr. Jackson is no exception.
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Extreme Makeover host Ty Pennington was formally charged today with two misdemeanor DUI charges stemming from his arrest Saturday morning. Pennington had a blood alcohol level of 0.14, which is nearly twice CA's legal limit of 0.08.
Um, it appears Ty's going to need the services of the design team over at Extreme Makeover: Public Image Edition. Leslie Sloane-Zelnick hosts. ...
Brooke Hogan dons a surprisingly non-nauseating outfit to prance around Tokyo promoting her debut album, Undiscovered, which is, frankly, a pretty fucking gutsy thing to name your debut album. At least make us work for the mean headlines when it flops, Brooke.
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