"The notion that I would want her back as a girlfriend is bizarre. I am now in one of the best relationships in memory with Crystal Harris and the twins. I'm not going to screw it up with former girlfriends. I would not trade Crystal Harris for anybody in the else in the world. And then this thing comes out and today is Crystal's birthday … It's ridiculous."
Hugh Hefner, on the rumors that he wants Holly Madison back.
Listen up, Hef: When you talk about your girlfriend and "the twins," and ...
Hooray!!!
A bill legalizing same-sex marriage in New Hampshire defied expectations and PASSED in the state Senate today!!!
You can read more about it here.
THREE CHEERS FOR EQUALITY! />...
... so that you guys can talk about these photos of the Douchepratts warding off swine flu while in Mexico to film Heidi's "video" for her "music."
They may be douches, but they're douches who know a PR opportunity when they see one. Finally someone other than the face-mask manufacturers (and the news stations) has found the economic upside to swine flu.
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The Gossip Girl villainess, who's currently signed to a record deal and filming a movie, debuted a new, lighter look as she left the Byron & Tracey hair salon in LA today.
Ya know, I have to admit, I usually cringe when brunette starlets go blond, but I kinda dig this look on Leighton.
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Lindsay Lohan was photographed -- gasp! -- eating while on vacation in Maui with her sis Ali and friends.
How long has this girl been in Hawaii? And she's still that pale? How is this even possible? Does Lindsay Lohan's body produce some strange enzyme that resists both natural tanning and sobriety? If so, we should extract it and use it in chemical warfare. It's clearly powerful stuff.
Later in the day Lindsay headed out to Fred's Mexican Cantina, where I'm sure she enjoyed Diet Cok...
FINALLY Shanna Moakler is doing something I can get behind. The former Miss USA -- who's currently the executive director of the Miss California USA pageant -- teamed up with Miss USA 2006 first runner-up Tamiko Nash and last year's titleholder Raquel Beezley did a photo shoot last night for Adam Bouska and NOH8, a photo campaign to support efforts to overturn Proposition 8.
"We never expected to have so many beauty queens participate. The whole campaign, obviously, is not a direct message t...
JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW!
Because his lawyer is doing all sorts of shady stuff to try to delay the case and confuse the matter. The LA court has agreed to yet another extension, with the next hearing set for May 28. Meanwhile, Chris's lawyer is trying to get the case dismissed entirely due to evidence leaks, like the pic of Rihanna's injuries.
"If Geragos makes an issue of leaked evidence, it's unlikely the judge will dismiss the case," says L.A. criminal defense attorney Jeffery Rubenstein, who's not involved in the case. "It's not police...
So there's this dumb article about Dennis Hof, the guy who owns that brothel in Nevada, offering Rod Blagojevich a job on the upcoming season of the show about his brothel. Obviously a stupid publicity stunt, but OMG THERE'S AN UPCOMING SEASON OF CATHOUSE!!!! And I never would have known without this publicity stunt!!!
Here's the article (well, it's not even an article, it's on PRNewsWire, so it's just strictly a press release, really):
After hearing about the federal judge ruling agains...
Super cute story alert!
Wyntergrace Williams, the 14-year-old daughter of Montel Williams, is coming to Washington to lobby Congress to amend the Child Nutrition Act to add vegetarian options to school lunches, and, to support her cause, she's sending a letter to Malia and Sasha Obama asking for their assistance.
Here's an excerpt from the letter:
My name is Wyntergrace and I'm a big fan of yours. It seems that we have a few things in common. We all love dogs, live on the East Coast, have ...
Oh what fun!
FUN FUN FUN!
Gisele Bundchen's on her honeymoon with Tom Brady in Vancouver. Why would people with all the money in the world go on honeymoon in Vancouver and not, say, Fiji? Well, because Bridget Moynahan is filming a movie there, and I assume she's got custody of that kid something like 95% of the time, and you better believe she enforces that mess. But for the two hours of the day that Tom has little John in his custody, he and Gisele made damn sure the photogs got snap...
Ewwwwwww ew and ewwwwwww!
Total scumbag!!!
Just weeks after Mel Gibson's wife filed for divorce because he's a cheating asshole loser, he showed up at the LA premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine with his new penis clamp, Oksana Grigorieva, who may or may not be pregnant with his child.
It kind looks like someone pulled a Wolverine on this woman's face.
I take some comfort in the knowledge that his Robyn is going to walk away from this nonsense with a cool $450 mil. I can only hope she u...
Well, I suppose this is one way to put the break-up rumors to rest. Despite being hounded this year by talk that their relationship is crumbling, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick announced today that they're expecting twin girls, by a surrogate.
The couple, who already have son James Wilkie, 6, announced Tuesday they're "happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed."
Sarah is 44 a...