Ty Pennington was in New York Monday night to help launch his new magazine: Ty Pennington Is Gay At Home. Yes, Ty, "at home" is a good place for you these days. A much better place than, say, behind the wheel.
To add to the randomness that is the most recent month of Ty Pennington's career, the second-most famous person present, after Ty, was Aida Turturro of The Sopranos. Figure that one out, kids.
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The Governator on Paris's plea for clemency: “I have many more important things to think about.†[Agent Bedhead] Gisele Bundchen sends the very pregnant Bridget Moynahan some gifts for the baby -- despite the fact that the daddy is Bundchen's current bf, Tom Brady. So, basically, this bitch gets to steal your man while you're pregnant and still manage to score some good PR for it. Isn't life sweet, Bridget? [Celeb Slam] Britney decides to pull over on the side of the road, get out of the car, and change her son's diaper. She's just full of good ideas. [Cele|bitchy] Evan Rachel Wood's a screamer, and Marilyn Manson's got the video to prove it. [Ninja Dude] Jessica Alba. Wet t-shirt. It's white. Go. [Derek Hail] Ben Affleck plays with his little girl. Ben Affleck was way more interesting before he got sober. [A Socialite's Life] Huh. Turns out Paris Hilton's a Catholic. I don't think even she knew that until she was facing jail time. [Warship] Lindsay Lohan nipple slip. Just in case you somehow didn't already know what it looked like. [cityrag] It's Lily Allen's turn to have a nervous breakdown, dammit! [The Bosh] Brittany Murphy is pretty adorable now that she eats and stuff. [The Grumpiest] Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini. And lest the little bit of extra fat around the stomach dampen your interest, remember, guys, she's a lesbian. [Drunken Stepfather] Um, even TV Guide already knows who's going to win American Idol. [GTS] Denise Richards says she didn't sleep with her best friend's husband while they were married; she waited until a week or so after they were split up. Jesus, people are so quick to judge. [Celebrity Smack] I love that Kim Kardashian is staring at her own tits on the red carpet. I told you guys she was going to be a big star. [Derek Hail] Last summer, Lindsay Lohan was all about bikinis and Harry Morton. This summer, he's been exchanged for British model Callum Best, but her relationship with the bikinis is ever-lasting. [The Blemish] Molly Shannon is back on SNL, if only for one night. [popbytes] A collection of pictures of celebs giving the finger to paparazzi. [Celeb Slam] Joe Francis is going to jail forever. Yay! [Cele|bitchy] Nicky Hilton is coping with the stress of her sister's legal troubles by wearing Spandex. [Drunken Stepfather] Sophia Bush, on the other hand, thinks the whole thing is really funny. [Glitterati] T.R. Knight was shocked -- shocked! -- that some people thought maybe coming out of the closet wouldn't be stellar for his career. And he plans to prove them wrong, by continuing to talk about it to every magazine that will listen. [POTP]
I so don't want to see this movie. It looks really depressing and heart-wrenching, and I have never understood why people want to pay money to feel that way. But I know a lot of you will be into it, so here's the trailer. />
I so don't want to see this movie. It looks really depressing and heart-wrenching, and I have never understood why people want to pay money to feel that way. But I know a lot of you will be into it, so here's the trailer. ...
The Smoking Gun got their hands on a letter from a psychologist, hired by Francis's defense team to meet with Francis and determine his general condition. In general, he's miserable and he wants to kill himself, and that makes me happy. Also, according to the doctor, he's a pathological narcissist. AHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
Loves. It.
"Girls Gone Wild" boss Joe Francis has been having such a rough time in a Florida jail that he recently told a psychiatrist that suicide was...
I love this guy. In the wake of his DUI, Ty Pennington has managed not to blame an ex-wife or enter a rehab program intended more for his image than his mental health. Instead, he's fessing up, taking responsibility, and moving on, and I love that.
I made a really bad error in judgment. It made me realize how important every decision you make in your life is because it affects everyone, not just yourself. I realized if you make a mistake, I think you ought to step up and admit that you did. I'm j...
Playing with his band, The Honey Brothers, at the Stoli Hotel in Hollywood on Saturday night.
Yeah, you read that right.
He has a band.
Sigh.
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Thirteen years after the release of Tuesday Night Music Club, it turns out nobody is strong enough to be Sheryl Crow's man -- except, apparently, the two-week-old boy Sheryl has just adopted.
Says Sheryl on her website: "I am so excited to share with you guys that I've adopted a little boy ..he was born 2 weeks ago. His name is Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time."
Crow has declined to provide much information abo...
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At the grand opening of The Cove Atlantis in the Bahamas. DJ Lohan on the mic, yo. You know, if I'm ever a DJ, I think I'm going to go by DJ Tanner.
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