We've got nine songs tonight, kids. The judges pick one, the producers pick one, and the contestants pick one. We've only got an hour, so we're wasting no time on filler. Jordin's kicking us off. The Mayor of her hometown, Glendale, Arizona (WOOO HOOO AZ!!!!) reads Simon's song choice for her. Simon's selected "Wishing on a Star" for Jordin. Upon hearing the news, Jordin reacts with the kind of glee that just screams "I have never heard of this song in my life." On stage, she's wearing a cute little baby-doll dress, but they've got her hair back in those little pube-curls, and she doesn't look as good as she has the past few weeks. She seems really nervous, and her voice starts out a little shaky. She's making her little Jordin faces, which is adorable. It's nothing spectacular, but it's a good performance. I have no idea what is on Randy's shirt. I believe it's some sort of seashell pattern, with starfish and whatnot, but every now and then there's an occasional vagina. I think these are intended to be clams or oysters, but, from this angle, it's just like starfish, starfish, labia. He thought the vocals were strong. Paula liked it. Simon didn't like the arrangement of the song he chose, which isn't Jordin's fault, but he thought it wasn't one of her better performances. Talking to Ryan, Jordin admits that she had, in fact, never heard of the song before. I'm so good. Ryan says, "When we come back, we'll hear the judge's picks for Blake and for Smelinda." That's not a typo. He actually says "Smelinda." I played it back three times to make sure. Blake's in Bothell, Washington. I'm pretty sure the Mayor of Bothell went to high school with Blake. They look about the same age. Paula chose his song: "Roxanne," by The Police. It's a great pick for Blake. He's wearing denim pants, a blue collared shirt and a retarded vest. And he's still got the tat on his wrist. I think it's real. Boooo. He's off-key for a bit in there. He's doing some dancing, but no beat-boxing. I'm sure this was a hectic week for them, what with the trips back home and the three songs. The unfortunate result is that none of the performances tonight are likely to be stellar. Blake finishes by accidentally dumping the mic out onto the stage. It bounces around and the audio catches each bump before the sound guys turn it off. Ah, live TV. Randy gives him an A. Paula thought it was fantastic. Simon thought it was good but not great. Read More />We've got nine songs tonight, kids. The judges pick one, the producers pick one, and the contestants pick one. We've only got an hour, so we're wasting no time on filler. Jordin's kicking us off. The Mayor of her hometown, Glendale, Arizona (WOOO HOOO AZ!!!!) reads Simon's song choice for her. Simon's selected "Wishing on a Star" for Jordin. Upon hearing the news, Jordin reacts with the kind of glee that just screams "I have never heard of this song in my life." On stage, she's wearing a cute...