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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer SPLIT

john_jess.jpg If you can believe it, another one of John Mayer's relationships didn't work out. The singer -- known for his cocky attitude and womanizing -- added Jessica Simpson to the laundry list of Hollywood women whose Wonderlands he was ready to leave. Rumor has it John dumped Jess this weekend. The couple, who were first linked at the beginning of this year, represented Simpson's first real relationship since her very public divorce from Nick Lachey. Lachey, meanwhile, is still running around the w...

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Nicole Richie was a diva on the set of The Simple Life. [A Socialite's Life]

Britney's bringing' back the extensions! [Celebrity Smack]

Howie Day's supposed rehab romance with Britney Spears represented the most attention his career's seen since, well, ever. That's probably why he's back at Promises. [Cele|bitchy]

Simon Cowell comes to Kelly Clarkson's defense in her recent battle with her label. [GTS]

Ice T's girlfriend Coco has the kind of tits that just scream "Ice T's girlfriend." [Drunken Stepfather]

Suri Cruise: now with more hair! [SOW]

Jessica Alba: "I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness." Amen, sister. [POTP]

Is there trouble in Lindsay's two-week-old paradise? [The Bosh]

Phil Spector is even more attractive on video. [The Grumpiest]

Live-blogging Anna Nicole's final film. This is a must-read, people. [Pajiba]

/>Nicole Richie was a diva on the set of The Simple Life. [A Socialite's Life] Britney's bringing' back the extensions! [Celebrity Smack] Howie Day's supposed rehab romance with Britney Spears represented the most attention his career's seen since, well, ever. That's probably why he's back at Promises. [Cele|bitchy] Simon Cowell comes to Kelly Clarkson's defense in her recent battle with her label. [GTS] Ice T's girlfriend Coco has the kind of tits that just scream "Ice T's girlfriend....

Working with Children Sucks

There's a reason Hollywood has a habit of casting 30-year-olds to play teenagers (Andrea Zuckerman, anyone?). Working with kids is a pain in the ass. Remember Will Ferrell's hilarious landlord video that circulated awhile back? Well, FunnyOrDie.com has posted the outtakes. And they are adorable. There's a reason Hollywood has a habit of casting 30-year-olds to play teenagers (Andrea Zuckerman, anyone?). Working with kids is a pain in the ass. Remember Will Ferrell's hilarious landlord video that circulated awhile back? Well, FunnyOrDie.com has posted the outtakes. And they are adorable. The Landlord Out Takes...

Lauren Hastings Reminds Us All What a Huge Bitch Lindsay Lohan Is

The kids over at Buzznet sat down to depose model Lauren Hastings about the whole Lindsay-Lohan-stole-my-clothes debaucle. A court today dismissed Lauren's felony complaint against La Lohan (the two girls met in rehab), but this video is still worth watching, if only to remind us that young Hollywood is still very much the sequel to Mean Girls. You have to listen until the part where Lauren reads the scathing emails she received from Lohan pals such as Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie (who has a long-standing record of kicking Hastings out of parties after the young model was linked to DJ AM). This is some seriously seventh-grade drama. /> The kids over at Buzznet sat down to depose model Lauren Hastings about the whole Lindsay-Lohan-stole-my-clothes debaucle. A court today dismissed Lauren's felony complaint against La Lohan (the two girls met in rehab), but this video is still worth watching, if only to remind us that young Hollywood is still very much the sequel to Mean Girls. You have to listen until the part where Lauren reads the scathing emails she received from Lohan pals such as Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie (who has a long-standing reco...

Paris’s Lawyers Drop Appeal — She Will Serve Jail Time

paris_fashion1.jpg Paris Hilton's lawyer had planned to file an appeal of Paris's sentencing decision at 1:30 p.m. today, hoping to get another shot at keeping his client out of jail. However, this morning, her attorney's office called the court and canceled the meeting. Later in the day, he formally filed a document with the court, abandoning the appeal. Paris will not, however, serve the full 45 days to which she was originally sentenced. She'll only do 23 days; the sentence was cut due to "good behavior....

Jaslene Gonzalez: America’s Next Top Model

jaslene61.jpg Congratulations to Jaslene! I really liked this girl from the start; I think she's stunningly beautiful and adorable. I did like Natasha a lot -- I have a soft spot for Russian chicks, and her ever-cheerful attitude was endearing -- but Jaslene deserved the win. For those of you who didn't catch it the eight times per episode it was mentioned this season -- Jaslene was actually cut in semi-finals during the last cycle, and came back this season to win the whole thing. The 20-year-old Chica...

Jenna Fischer Is Injured!

jenna_huge_breasts.jpg Worse yet, guys, she's married! The Office star Jenna Fischer won't be going back to Buddakan any time soon. The pretty brunette was celebrating her series being renewed Monday night with friends when she slipped on the restaurant's marble steps and fractured four bones in her back. A friend said she spent the night in St. Vincent's hospital and had to cancel an appearance on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and a Harper's Bazaar shoot. Fischer's rep, Lewis Kay, said yesterday she's "doing m...

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Dina Lohan's not so worried about Lindsay coke habit; it's her daughter's strong work ethic that concerns her. [A Socialite's Life]

Jesus, Vanna White got old. That means anyone can. [Celebrity Smack]

Kellie Pickler's tits: still fake. [Drunken Stepfather]

Last week they were saying it would be Amy Winehouse, but now the rumor mill has the Olsen twins starring in the next Bond flick. Either way, it's safe to assume these producers want to make sure there's really good cocaine at craft services. [Cele|bitchy]

Avril Lavigne poses for Blender, half-naked, smoking and drinking. You're so edgy, Avril. [POTP]

Looks like you can't even trust your damn drug dealer in Hollywood. What a horrid town. [popbytes]

Bruce Willis is dating a 23-year-old Playboy model. Dude, if I were Rumer, I'd demand to be retroactively ungrounded for fucking everything. [Celebslam]

Cameron Diaz has a little nip slip on Ellen. [Ninja Dude]

Milla Jovovich is preggers. [ICYDK]

/>Dina Lohan's not so worried about Lindsay coke habit; it's her daughter's strong work ethic that concerns her. [A Socialite's Life] Jesus, Vanna White got old. That means anyone can. [Celebrity Smack] Kellie Pickler's tits: still fake. [Drunken Stepfather] Last week they were saying it would be Amy Winehouse, but now the rumor mill has the Olsen twins starring in the next Bond flick. Either way, it's safe to assume these producers want to make sure there's really good cocaine at craft services. [Cele|bitchy] Avril Lavigne poses for Blender, half-naked, smoking and drinking. You...

Seriously, Guys, Britney Is Just Fine and Not Going Batshit Crazy At All

brit_yay.jpg Just posted on her website: The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed. Love, Britney This reminds me of back in the day when Lind...
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