These pics are from Sunday, and I think they were taken before her show at Mansion and the subsequent drunkenness. I think that's her cousin/assistant/enabler Allie with her.
My Lord, she looks like hell.
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Yet another Anne Heche relationship culminates in a general agreement that she is totally insane. How does this woman keep finding people who will date her? Is it any surprise that her most recent ex-husband's last name rhymes with "buffoon?" [Cele|bitchy] Meanwhile, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are turning former enemies into friends. [Celebslam] Amy Winehouse remembers that the easiest cure for alcoholism is marriage. She tied the knot this week. [popbytes] Lindsay's mom wishes she "was ten years younger" so she could date her daughter's most recent sex toy, Callum Best. Oh, Dina. If you were ten years younger, you'd still need to be ten years younger to have a shot at him. But that's okay. I'll pretend you're thirty if you'll pretend your daughter has a drug problem. [The Bosh] Keira Knightley does Vogue. But not, apparently, the Pirates 3 premiere in L.A. [GTS] Jessica Simpson is totally happy without John Mayer. [Warship] Paul McCartney and Heather Mills manage not to kill each other in the presence of their daughter. [Gabby Babble] Farrah Fawcett is suing the National Enquirer for running a story about her cancer before she'd had the chance to inform her family. [Celebrity Smack]
The kids over at Radar got their hands on some of the Michael Jackson "memorabilia" that will be auctioned off by a New Jersey man on May 30-31 at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas. Among the trinkets? A copy of the Jackson House Rules for members of the Rubberhead Club, a group made up primarily of young boys who visited Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Authored by Michael.
My friends and I had a club like this when I was a kid, too. The key difference is that none of us was 48 years old. And we we...
According to the Miami Herald, Britney Spears wasn't exactly hitting up an AA meeting after her show at Mansion in Miami on Sunday.
After her show, Britney partied at Mansion for a little while, and then she and her crew moved on to SET. According to the Herald, "Spears moved into the VIP room and settled down with several bottles of Grey Goose and champagne. Spears was doing shots. 'Lots of them,' says our source. Purple Hooter Shots, in fact---part vodka, Chambord and 7-Up." Ha! I love Purp...
Jesus Christ, Perez. Is anything on that site owned by you?
TMZ has obtained a copy of a letter sent to Perez (real name Mario Lavandeira) from Creative Age Publications, demanding the logo be removed. In the letter, Creative Age alleges that the picture Perez uses as his logo is theirs, and that it appeared in a feature in the September 2004 issue of Nailpro -- a magazine geared toward salon owners, managers and nail technicians.
Deborah Carver, publisher of Nailpro, says, "I'm a Perez fa...
Creed frontman Scott Stapp was arrested this weekend on charges of domestic battery, after getting into an altercation with his wife, former beauty queen Jaclyn Nesheiwat and throwing an Orangina bottle at her face. Neither Jaclyn nor Scott was injured. From TMZ:
According to the police report, Stapp's wife, Miss New York USA 2004, Jaclyn Nesheiwat Stapp, claims that she called 911 after Scott stumbled into their $5 million mansion around 8:00 AM and got "very angry" when she asked if he was "u...
Sigh. The first one was so good. The second one was so, so bad. Must they really continue to desecrate the memory of the first one by churning out these crappy sequels? I guess the box office says yes. And so it is with a heavy heart that I bring you the photos from the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End premiere at -- where else? -- Disneyland.
The celeb-to-camera ratio was about 1:1. Johnny Depp was there, of course. As was Orlando Bloom. Keith Richards looked fairly s...
This poor girl can't catch a break. At Britney's House of Blues show in Orlando Saturday night, her pre-recorded vocals track skipped four times while she was lip-syncing to them. People in the audience started booing. According to a source at PerezHilton.com, "When the CD started skipping, she turned her back to the audience. Then when it stopped, she turned around with this look on her face like she was gonna puke!!! I really felt bad for her. Then the effin thing started skipping really badly again!!! And then again and again. It wa...
Chloe Sevigny showed up at the Cannes premiere of Zodiac looking -- dare I say it? -- pretty. And normal. They must put something in the water in France. Someone should take Britney Spears over there.
Co-star Jake Gyllenhaal was there, along with Kerry Washington, who's not in the film but decided to show up anyway, because she had a cool dress.
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I give her a lot of shit for, you know, aging over these last few years, but after popping out two kids, battling Hep C, and enduring over 25 divorces, the Tool Time Girl still looks damn good. This bitch is 39 -- she'll be 40 in a little over a month -- and her body still looks better than mine did at 17. Not. Fair.
She's in Cannes, at a yacht party for her new film, Blonde and Blonder. Denise Richards, who co-stars with her in the film and who just broke up with Heather Locklear's seconds,...
Despite the fact that Reese Witherspoon is worth considerably more than he is, and the couple did not sign a pre-nup, Ryan Phillippe will not be seeking alimony from his soon-to-be ex-wife; he is asking only for joint custody of their two children, Ava, 7, and Deacon, 3. Phillippe asks that visitation rights be "equally distributed," and is not blocking Reese from seeking spousal support from him.
The couple separated in late October, after Reese caught Ryan having an affair with Australian actress ...
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