With Jason Wahler busy getting arrested left and right, his regular court dates interrupted only by brief stints in rehab, and Heidi's relationship with series star and Pratt nemesis Lauren Conrad essentially non-existent, what on earth is Spencer Pratt going to do to get some screen time in season three of The Hills? Oh, right. He can propose to Heidi Montag. So he did.
Spencer, 23, proposed to Montag, 12, at Bacara in Santa Barbara on Tuesday night. A source says that "she said 'yes.' She...
Fran Drescher is showing off the old lady back. [Yeeeah!] Not to be outdone, Sharon Stone's in a bikini. [Celebslam] The Halle Berry pregnancy rumors, round 206. [Cele|bitchy] The Jessica Simpson pregnancy rumors, round 509. [The Bosh] Celebrities have bad skin, too. Mostly because of the meth. [popbytes] What were you listening to the first time you got drunk? [Pajiba] Demi and Ashton take little Tallulah (although she's had it changed to Lula) to the Mr. Brooks premiere. [Warship] Pics of Sheryl Crow and her newly adopted son, Wyatt, on the cover of OK! magazine. I guess when she stated that they were "enjoying some very private family time" she meant for, like, a week. That's a long enough normal childhood -- time for the spotlight! [POTP] Thank God, Lindsay Lohan finally found a sponsor. Except it's not for AA, it's for her 21st birthday party. And it's a vodka. Awesome. [Celebrity Smack] Rosie's feuding again, this time with co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Damn. They should have paid her what she asked for. [The Blemish] Celebrity. Virginity. Showdown. [Derek Hail] Mick Jagger used to let bees sting his penis so it would get bigger. [DListed] I guess it's Small Penis Day. Enrique Iglesia says his is tiny, too. Small Penis Power! Small penises have been discriminated against for far too long!!! Small penises unite!!! Rise up and penetrate this social injustice! [Celebslam] Sharon Stone chugs some wine at Cannes, because she's all class like that. [CityRag] Some genius 18-year-old adopted the name Katee Holmes and now plans to lose her virginity on camera. Because, you know, this bitch is totally a virgin. [The Blemish] Dennis Quaid and his wife are expecting twins. [Glitterati] John Mayer tries his hand at stand-up. [SOW] Heidi Klum calls her breasts "Hans" and "Franz." Seriously. [Cele|bitchy] Watch Lady Sovereign's on-stage nervous break-down. [Celebrity Puke] Yet another Bai Ling nip slip. [The Grumpiest] Eva Longoria hits up the dance studio. [Drunken Stepfather] Um, Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco are dating again. And he still hasn't changed his last name. I don't understand it, you guys. [Holy Candy] Angelina Jolie's taking a year off to focus on family. I'll believe it when I see it. [Daily Stab] Keeley Hazell wallpaper downloads. Because some of you will care. [Geno] Thank you to an EB commenter for pointing me toward Kendra Wilkinson's incredible fashion line, K Dub. [K-Dub Clothing] Pics from the Knocked Up premiere party. [LAist]
It's the big night, kids. We're in the Kodak Theater. Blake vs. Jordin. Or, you know, Jordin. With Blake there.
Denise Richards is in the audience, because now that Simon's engaged she should definitely try to have sex with him.
Let's introduce the judges. Randy is wearing what I imagine guerilla army generals in the Congo wear once they've retired. Paula is there, with hair extensions. Simon and Randy both point at her, and she grabs their fingers. They're looking at her lovingly. I think Paula had been getting sober this season, and she fell off the wagon (and, yes, into a chihuahua); the guys seem very supportive right now. It's heartwarming, actually. Simon winks at Ryan. Now, just so we can get it out of the way, Ryan asks Paula to tell him about the nose injury. Paula explains that she tripped over her dog, Tulip. Now the camera goes to Ryan, and you can see him kind of smirking, and he's opening his mouth, about to talk, when Randy interrupts with "What sort of dog is it?" Paula continues that "Tulip's fine, she was snoring," and Ryan jumps in with the thing he's been planning to say since he heard about this last night: "So the bitch is okay." Because he can. Everyone gasps. Because "bitch" has several meanings in English. Get it? Sigh. It's going to be a long hour.
We take a second -- or, you know, five minutes -- to remind the audience that, despite what Simon said about Seattle, both the finalists auditioned there (although Jordin is from Arizona). We get a little retrospective on both contestants' journeys, because we have an hour to fill here, people. And, much as we'd like to, we can't just spend all of it plugging On The Lot. Which, by the way, is pre-empting my darling House tonight. So, you know, fuck that.
Read More />It's the big night, kids. We're in the Kodak Theater. Blake vs. Jordin. Or, you know, Jordin. With Blake there.
Denise Richards is in the audience, because now that Simon's engaged she should definitely try to have sex with him.
Let's introduce the judges. Randy is wearing what I imagine guerilla army generals in the Congo wear once they've retired. Paula is there, with hair extensions. Simon and Randy both point at her, and she grabs their fingers. They're looking at her lovingly. I think...
Ever since Isaiah Washington punched Patrick Dempsey on set and then called co-star T.R. Knight a "faggot" (and then did it again), there have been rumors that he would be leaving the show at the end of the season. Because he sucks and nobody wants to work with him. T.R. Knight and BFF Katherine Heigl have certainly been campaigning for his departure, with T.R. recounting his sob story to every magazine that will listen.
The season finale of Grey's basically left the door open for either...
So the story broke late last night that Miss Nicole Richie was in rehab for anorexia and a pill addiction. The National Enquirer and Star magazine launched a "joint newsgathering operation" (read: National Enquirer did the newsgathering and AMI stuck Star's name on it, too), and determined that Nicole had checked into the Beau Monde Treatment Center in Corona del Mar, California on May 11 to deal with anorexia and an addiction to pills. Apparently the folks at Bauer Griffin caught her entering t...
At the NYC premiere of Crazy Love last night.
Howard Stern made an appearance, too, with fiancee Beth Ostrosky.
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Or at least employ a spell check. Stapp, the Christian rocker who came home trashed and threw and Orangina bottle at his wife's face, has issued a statement to Drew Garabo, a morning DJ in his hometown in Central Florida. Unfortunately, he didn't run it through a spell check first. Honestly. Sooo retarded. His statement, with my (myriad) spelling corrections and comments, below. (I decided not even to start on the grammar. Well, for the most part.)
You have a Ggreat heart Drew! Thank you bro...
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Ever since she fell off the wagon and into a chihuahua, Paula Abdul's handlers are keeping a very close eye on her. It's not that she's drunk here, see. They just want to be prepared should she suddenly cross paths with a small dog.
In L.A. last night. Thanks to our pals at Buzz Foto for the images....
Part II in today's series. Lindsay Lohan shows up at Winston's last night looking -- well -- not sober. Click the thumbnail for a close-up of her face. This girl is twenty years old. She looks like she just walked off the set of some sort of Lifetime Movie of the Week, in which she stars as a 35-year-old housewife whose husband kicks her ass regularly. Which is, you know, exactly the parts she'll be getting in a couple years if her box office record keeps up like this.
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