Today's Evil Beet Gossip

LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT AN ADDICT

Lindsay Drunk and Puking She's just so fucked up out of her head that she's puking, only two days after her DUI. Addiction is a complicated disease, but spotting it is not, in Lindsay's case. A normal person would be like, "Holy shit, I got a DUI. That is a really horrible thing. I could have seriously injured myself, my friends or someone else on the road. Man, drugs and alcohol are making a mess of my life. I'm going to walk away from them for awhile." NOT LINDSAY! She and SamRo -- who was basically the cause of her...

Hee hee hee … Perez vs. X17 Is Getting DIRTY

dui_linds_perez.jpg From X17: If you're gonna steal pix, you're gonna get burned! Mario Lavandeira decided to infringe one of our images, yet again -- as he does usually at least a few times each week -- but this time we caught him with a decoy ... X17 sent out this week-old pix of Lindsay Lohan to our UK clients and captioned them like this: First pix of Lindsay Lohan since dramatic crash with her Mercedes SL 65 in Beverly Hills May 27, 2007 carrying medication May 27, 2007 X17online EXCLUSIVE Mr. Hi...

Mischa Barton’s Shrooming Lands Her in the Hospital

mischa1.jpg Oh, Memorial Day weekend. I have to be honest, kids, I caught about 30 seconds of local news tonight before The Simpsons, and they were interviewing people with family in Iraq at some event in downtown L.A., and I was like, "Oh, shit, that's right! This is the holiday about war veterans!" I get it confused with Labor Day. (What's that one about, anyway? Slaves?) And, admit it, for most of you, Memorial Day weekend is not about remembering our soldiers abroad or at home; it's about getting so...

I Told You People I Was Going to Run Every Damn Picture of Jaslene Gonzalez, and I Meant It

ANTM’s Jaslene at Indy 500 Remember this? Yeah. I'm gonna do this until you all hate me. Because, to be honest, I kind of have a girl crush on her. So you can fantasize about that or you can just ignore these posts, or you can do both, I suppose, but you sure as hell can't stop me. Jaslene was at the Indy 500 on Sunday (which was won by Ashley Judd's hubby). She was joined by Patrick Dempsey and Ian Ziering (who, if we're being honest, looks good these days). Enjoy! ...

Ashley Judd’s Husband Wins the Indy 500!

Ashley Judd Indianapolis 500 These are seriously some of the cutest pictures I've seen come across the wire in a long time. Ashley Judd's husband, Dario Franchitti, won a rain-soaked Indianapolis 500 on Sunday, and she was there to celebrate with him. She just looks so genuinely ecstatic in every single one of these pictures. I don't know the first thing about racecars or NASCARs (I assume this is NASCAR, because it's definitely not horse-racing, right?) and I still don't know how to drive a stick shift, but HOORAY DARIO ...

Lindsay’s Dad Talks About Her Arrest

Well, sort of. I'm not really sure what he's talking about through most of this. But he's talking and it's at least peripherally about Lindsay. Thanks to Huntington Action Films for the clip. /> Well, sort of. I'm not really sure what he's talking about through most of this. But he's talking and it's at least peripherally about Lindsay. Thanks to Huntington Action Films for the clip. ...

Svedka Vodka Won’t Be Sponsoring Lindsay’s Birthday

Lindsay Lohan DUI Svedka Vodka, the company which had planned to sponsor Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday party, has decided, in the wake of her DUI, that perhaps heralding the legal drinking right of an alcoholic who's not afraid to get behind the wheel is not the best business decision. Because, you know, sponsoring the 21st birthday of an alcoholic who'd been in rehab but had yet to get a DUI would have been totally responsible. Way to go, Constellation Brands. Not that it matters anyway. At this rate, Lindsay...

More Details on the Lindsay Lohan DUI: Lesbian Lovers Spat and COCAINE!!!

linds_dui.jpg OMG you guys this is SUCH A FABULOUS STORY!!! I'm so sad that so many of you are away for Memorial Day and not GLUED to your computer screen following this story the way I am. Because I'm a loser like that. Whatever. Okay, to the dirt: So Linds started Friday night at Les Deux. (Well, it was midnight by the time she got there). She left at 2 am, and went to a party at Nick Hawk's house (the guy that runs Koi). Apparently she got in a fight there with her rumored lesbian lover, DJ Samantha Ron...

Happy Memorial Day Weekend: The Lindsay Lohan DUI Is Here

DUI Lindsay Lohan Yup. The DUI five years in the making finally made its long-delayed debut on the very quietest of news days. Lindsay Lohan ran her Mercedes into a curb on Sunset early Saturday morning. There were two other passengers in the car at the time, and they were both taken -- along with Lindsay -- to a hospital to be treated for minor injuries, but only after Linds was cited on suspicion of DUI. She was released so that she could be taken to the hospital. I think, unfortunately, this means no mu...