Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Barack Obama Is Definitely Not Getting the Red State Vote

Barack Obama Supports Gay Rights Ultra-huge props to Presidential candidate Barack Obama for taking a fabulously pro-gay stance for a front-runner. Barack just released this statement with regards to Pride Month. He's stopping shy of actually advocating gay marriage, or explicitly encouraging all states to pass civil union laws, but it's a solid start: Pride Month is a reminder that while we have come a long way since the Stonewall riots in 1969, we still have a lot of work to do. Too often, the issue of LGBT rights is exploited ...

Lauren Hastings Wishes Lindsay Lohan the Best

Lauren Hastings, the young model who recently sat down to discuss her issues with Lindsay Lohan the clothes thief and raging bitch, is back at Buzznet to weigh in on the most recent developments in LiLoLand and talk about the party scene in Hollywood. I don't know why I dig these videos so much. There's not much new here, but there's something about this girl that's just infinitely watchable. /> Lauren Hastings, the young model who recently sat down to discuss her issues with Lindsay Lohan the clothes thief and raging bitch, is back at Buzznet to weigh in on the most recent developments in LiLoLand and talk about the party scene in Hollywood. I don't know why I dig these videos so much. There's not much new here, but there's something about this girl that's just infinitely watchable. ...

Is Samantha Ronson Selling Out Lindsay Lohan?

Samanthan Ronson Selling Pictures of Lindsay Lohan Probably. While her DJ pal Samantha Ronson, 29, looks like she's there to help her pal through thick and thin, she's really making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted. While an "out of it" Lohan thought she was just going home after a night out at Teddy's in Hollywood on May 27, Ronson made a side trip to a gas station. A source tells Celebrity Babylon, "The car was only down a quarter tank, and yet Samanth...

Celebs Come Out for the Crackberry

Eva Longoria BlackBerry Party Everybody who's anybody (and not yet in rehab or jail) came out for the BlackBerry Curve launch party in Bev Hills last night. It looks like they made everyone pose with a BlackBerry on the red carpet, which is so funny to me for some reason. Eva Longoria was there, and Paris and Nicky Hilton. Kevin Connolly showed up, which must have been a little awkward for Nicky. Jessica Alba and Michael Chiklis. Kat McPhee. Rumer Willis. Karina Smirnoff was there with Mario Lopez. And Ian Ziering, who seems loa...

Who is Jennifer Aniston’s Mystery Man?

aniston.jpg Jennifer Aniston, who recently signed on to be the new face of smartwater, has a new man to go along with her new career as a corporate shill. People magazine reports that Aniston's been seen out and about with a handsome mystery man. According to the mag: During a romantic dinner at Santa Monica's One Pico restaurant in the Shutters Hotel on Saturday, he had the actress's undivided attention. At 8 p.m. the pair slipped into the beachfront eatery with Aniston's man gently rubbing her ...

You Have Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me

Lindsay Leaves Rehab for Gym Less than a week after checking into rehab and claiming that she was going to take it very seriously, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Promises in order to hit up a local gym. Evil T mentioned this earlier, but now we have pictures. Really, Lindsay??? I mean, really? There's a fucking gym at Promises. You know what I think? I think this girl cannot stand the thought of not being in the spotlight for thirty days. I think if there is anything she is more addicted to than alcohol ...

I’d Be Unhappy if Denise Richards Was My Mom, Too

Denise Richards with Daughters Sam and Lola Denise Richards puts on a brave face with her grumpy Sheen-spawn, Sam and Lola, at a Disney-sponsored party in Bel Air on Thursday. There are seriously nearly 40 pictures of Denise and these children on WireImage right now. There is not a single picture in which these kids look anything short of miserable. I checked them all. Look at their eyes! They're like, "Save me from this childhood!" I just find this incredibly funny and I needed to share it with you all. ...

Danny Bonaduce is One Classy Sonofabitch

Check out these videos of famewhore Danny Bonaduce getting lap dances at his divorce party in Hollywood on Thursday night. The goings-on were thoughtfully narrated by Adam Carolla during a live radio broadcast. This is Bonaduce's second divorce (although, to my knowledge, it's his first on-air divorce party). Thanks to LARagMag for the videos. /> Check out these videos of famewhore Danny Bonaduce getting lap dances at his divorce party in Hollywood on Thursday night. The goings-on were thoughtfully narrated by Adam Carolla during a live radio broadcast. This is Bonaduce's second divorce (although, to my knowledge, it's his first on-air divorce party). Thanks to LARagMag for the videos. ...

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Billy Joel's wife is old enough now to understand what "child bride" means. [Cele|bitchy]

The cast of The Sopranos gives their very best "O" face. [CityRag]

Pics of Jessica Biel taking out the trash. Insert your own Justin Timberlake joke. [Drunken Stepfather]

Anyone else watching On the Lot? [popbytes]

Lindsay Lohan thinks drinking and driving is just hilarious. [Yeeeah!]

Um, yeah. Devon Aoki. Butt. Naked. [Ninja Dude]

Photos of Mel B. and Eddie Murphy's little bastard love child. [Celebrity Smack]

Kobe Bryant either will or will not continue to play for the L.A. Lakers. Is it basketball season right now? I haven't seen pictures of Eva Longoria at a game recently, so it must not be. [LAist]

Jenna Jameson is melting. [POTP]

/>Billy Joel's wife is old enough now to understand what "child bride" means. [Cele|bitchy] The cast of The Sopranos gives their very best "O" face. [CityRag] Pics of Jessica Biel taking out the trash. Insert your own Justin Timberlake joke. [Drunken Stepfather] Anyone else watching On the Lot? [popbytes] Lindsay Lohan thinks drinking and driving is just hilarious. [Yeeeah!] Um, yeah. Devon Aoki. Butt. Naked. [Ninja Dude] Photos of Mel B. and Eddie Murphy's little bastard love child. [Celebrity Smack] Kobe Bryant either will or will not continue to ...

Yeah, That Blind Item Was Totally J.C. Chasez

J.C. Chasez is Totally Gay Remember this blind item? In case you don't, I'll reprint it here: Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event? Evil T speculated that this referred to J.C. Chasez. At the top of this post, you'll find a picture of J.C. Chasez at the Life Ball charity event in Vienna, Austria on May 25. Just sayin'. ...

Paula Abdul’s Conference Call Meltdown!

Not that this should come as a surprise to anyone, but our resident chihuahua-preservation guru had a nervous break-down on a conference call the other day. There is so, so much to say about this article, but I have so, so many other things to do right now, so I'm going to go ahead and let Page Six do my job for me right now. We'll chat about this in more detail later.

She sobs on the tape: "I've never been treated this way and I've never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach." Abdul is assured by those hearing her wails, "You will be treated better starting right now."

"I've been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time," said Abdul, who recently fibbed to her fans when she said she hurt her nose tripping over her Chihuahua. (We reported the real story last week - that Abdul threw a glass against the wall and a shard of it cut her face.)

Ranting about Bragman [her publicist], who apparently didn't appreciate her enough, the petite former pop star says: "I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on 'American Idol.' Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I'm being told by Howard Bragman that I'm too old and no one will ever want to do a cover.

"I'm being tested. All I've ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I've never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I'm tired of it."

/> Not that this should come as a surprise to anyone, but our resident chihuahua-preservation guru had a nervous break-down on a conference call the other day. There is so, so much to say about this article, but I have so, so many other things to do right now, so I'm going to go ahead and let Page Six do my job for me right now. We'll chat about this in more detail later. She sobs on the tape: "I've never been treated this way and I've never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach." Abdu...