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Breaking: Kim Kardashian has a huge butt. [Ninja Dude] Akon is back to his old on-stage brutality tricks. [Holy Moly] It's Brooke Burke's turn to put on a bikini and splash around for photogs. [Celebslam] Jessica Simpson just doesn't even care anymore. [Cele|bitchy] If there is a stripper pole within fifty feet of Adrianne Curry, you best believe she's getting on that thing. [Celebrity Smack] Some soap star named Shemar scores a DUI. [Holy Candy] Do all live music performances just suck these days? [Pajiba] Now you can watch Dina Lohan systematically destroy the lives of her two other children from the safety and comfort of your very own living room! [Celeb Warship] Nicole Richie finally takes a hike ... oh, and she might also be pregnant (except she's totally not). [The Bosh] Beyonce's drunk again. [POTP] You know who didn't offer Heidi Montag a million bucks to pose naked for them? Playboy, that's who. We already get to see her stripped of decency and self-respect every week on The Hills. [F&C]
Katee Holmes topless. (No, that's not a typo -- this one's the awesome 18-year-old who's threatening to lose her virginity on-camera.) [Jordan] John Travolta's son is not autistic dammit, and the easiest way to prove that is to have another child. [The Blemish] Courtney Love and Linda Perry rock House of Blues -- I am so rooting for a Courtney Love comeback! [popbytes] For the eight of you who watch Flip This House, one of its former real-estate investors is being accused of fraud. [Cele|bitchy] Nicole Richie overheats Joel Madden's beemer. That sounds kinda dirty. [Celebslam] Day-um. Leann Rimes rocks her body for Shape. [Daily Stab] Britney Spears has the classiest taste in bikinis. [Drunken Stepfather] Ben Affleck continues his quest to be the most boring rehabbed celebrity ever, delivering a heart-warming commencement speech at a D.C. high school and respecting his commitment to the Make-A-Wish foundation. See, folks, this is what's going to become of Lindsay Lohan if you all keep rooting for her to get healthy. [A Socialite's Life] MTV invites everyone in LA to liveblog the Video Music Awards but me. :( Not cool, MTV. [LAist] Jesus Lord, someone's letting Kelly Osbourne do another reality TV show. [Agent Bedhead] Alyson Hannigan's got a new haircut. I don't know why, but nothing can make me care about this girl. [Celebrity Puke] Some baseball dude named "A-Rod" got caught sticking his A-Rod in someone other than his wife. Snore. Wake me when I'm male. [IBBB]
Aw, what a shitty way to make your "final public appearance" before surrendering two days early to authorities and going to jail. Sarah Silverman opened the MTV Movie Awards with a monologue ripping Paris Hilton to shreds -- with Paris in the audience. Listen to the crowd go wild while Paris sits there trying not to cry.
I'm actually bummed that MTV only showed a few brief shots of Par-Par during this. Someone over there has tape of her face throughout the entire monologue, and that's what I wanna see. Come on, MTV!!! Release that tape!!!
There had been buzz that Paris was actually going to present an award last night, which may have been untrue -- or Paris backed out after Silverman's live diss. />
Aw, what a shitty way to make your "final public appearance" before surrendering two days early to authorities and going to jail. Sarah Silverman opened the MTV Movie Awards with a monologue ripping Paris Hilton to shreds -- with Paris in the audience. Listen to the crowd go wild while Paris sits there trying not to cry.
I'm actually bummed that MTV only showed a few brief shots of Par-Par during this. Someone over there has tape of her face throughout the entire monologue, and that's what I ...
The Super-Mom turns 31 32 today! [Thanks to all the commenters who pointed this out, and no thanks at all to Wikipedia for lying to me.]
To celebrate, she's talking to Marie Claire about how hard it is to find time to have sex with Brad Pitt while they're raising four children together.
"Mommy and Daddy need to try to figure out more time right now." Juggling her clan is not easy, she confides to the magazine. "Everybody needs individual time. Shiloh has our attention when the others are at scho...
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Paris Hilton's lawyers released a statement from her just after she turned herself into authorities and went to jail, two days before she was required to.
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank...
These are photos taken at the MTV Movie Awards red carpet, just hours before Paris Hilton surrendered to authorities and went to jail. There are no pics of Paris from the press room after the show, so she must have left before then.
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While she had until June 5 to begin serving her sentence, Paris Hilton surrendered to the LA County Sheriff on Sunday night, just hours after appearing on the MTV Movie Awards. (I will hopefully have that clip up soon.)
Paris left the Movie Awards and headed to her parents' house. Around 10:30 pm, she was then driven, with her mom, sister, and her lawyer, to Twin Towers jail in downtown LA, where she officially surrendered.
Apparently several paparazzi agencies had assumed Paris would turn herself i...
Update: Page Six confirms that the other girl here is Vanessa Minnillo.
You're all going to be searching for these pictures of Lindsay Lohan with a knife come Monday, so we may as well have them here. Frankly, I don't find these as terrifying or shocking as some do -- the girl's a drug addict. She was drunk and high and playing with knives. Who hasn't been there?
Anyway, News of the World can't seem to get their story straight about this one. First, they say the pics were "taken just weeks ...
As if you could possibly get any more excited about the upcoming Simpsons movie, it turns out that Green Day will be covering the well-known Simpsons theme song for the film. They'll be doing a punk version of the song, which will be released as a single on July 24, three days before the movie hits theaters. ...
Two-time Academy Award winner and genuinely talented human being Hilary Swank did the unthinkable on Friday: she didn't show up at Hyde. She didn't get wasted. She didn't get a DUI and she didn't check into rehab. Instead, she helped kick off a round-the-world run to raise awareness of the world's 1.1 billion people who lack access to clean drinking water. Swank was supporting Blue Planet Run, a project in which 20 runners will log 15,200 miles over 95 days. Each participant will run 10 mile...