Thankfully, someone thought to mug at least one of them at knifepoint.
As if Paris and Nicky weren't enough Hilton spawn for one planet, it turns out there are two other Hilton chidren, younger brothers Barron and Conrad, neither of whom are legally allowed to be in drinking establishments. I've actually been peripherally aware of the existence of these two for awhile, but, in the shadow of Paris and Nicky, it's almost like they can't possibly be real. Like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's olde...
Normally when we use the words "staph infection" and "Paris Hilton" in close proximity, we're referring to Stavros Niarchos. But these days, we're actually talking about a bacteria. [DListed] No one understands why Ellen Pompeo wants to marry Chris Iverson, but she seems pretty sure about this one. [Bossip] Popbytes hits up the Oceans 13 hand-cementing in Hollywood and comes back with lots of pictures. [popbytes] Now Jon Voight is turning to Brad Pitt's parents to try to get some grandparent time with the Jolie-Pitt kids. Dude, Jon, Angelina hates you. She's not changing her mind about that, and these antics are not helping the situation. [Cele|bitchy] So how do you go about advertising a hymen-tightener anyway? [Agent Bedhead] Richard Simmons is praying for Paris. [Geno] Nicole Richie goes ice skating. [Celebrity Puke]
Cuba Gooding Jr went from "Show me the money" to "Show me the tourniquet" last Monday, when his quick action helped save the life of a gunshot victim at Roscoe's in Hollywood. Hey, Popeye had his spinach; Cuba has chicken and waffles.
The 39-year-old Oscar winner was waiting in his car outside a Hollywood restaurant "when he heard four gunshots," says a source.
"Cuba was picking up dinner for his family on the night of Memorial Day," says the spy. "He saw a young kid holding his head and walked toward...
What could possibly be a bigger deal than the Oceans 13 Cannes premiere? Well, nothing, really, but they held a Hollywood premiere anyway. Brad and Angie were there, of course, looking stunning and happy and successful and in love, and making the onerous futility of your own existence crystal fucking clear. Matt Damon was there with his wife, Luciana Barroso. Look, Matt, I am so much hotter than your wife. I'm sure she's a very nice girl, but, fuck, dude, give it a shot with me for a week or so, okay?...
Brooke Hogan is like our nation's self-appointed ambassador of White Trash.
Think this all the way through with me people. This either went one of two ways:
1) Someone took the time to stencil and cut out pants that look like that. Then, Brooke Hogan saw them and was like, "I would like to be seen in those pants, preferably in front of an enormous number of my fellow human beings."
OR
2) Brooke Hogan was like, "You know what I need for my show? Jeans, but without the entire top. Lik...
Our pals over at TMZ have taken it upon themselves to acquire a variety of "sources" over at Lynwood, and mostly I just wish I'd been in the room for the brainstorming session that resulted in the acquisition of those sources. How exactly does one go about collecting sources in a prison? Are they just talking to guards/wardens, or do they have actual prisoners on their payroll these days? If so, how did they get in touch with them? I mean, were they just swinging by during visiting hours to see ...
Sometimes I don't think this guy would get half the press he does if TMZ didn't have so much fun making up words like "pimpresario" and "sexecutive." I prefer to call him "jackass." I imagine his cell mates called him "bitch." Whatever your special pet name for Joe Francis, he was released from a Nevada jail on $1.5M bail on Monday afternoon. However, officials in Florida still want him for sexual performance with a minor and smuggling sleeping pills into jail. So, with any luck, he'll be ba...
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For all you commenters who noted that the other girl posing in the Lindsay Lohan knife pictures looked a lot like Vanessa Minnillo, Page Six agrees, and apparently she is taking heat for them.
THE mystery brunette posing sexily with a knife at Lindsay Lohan's throat in photos that ran in yesterday's New York Post is Vanessa Minnillo, who might have a hard time getting a new job because of the risqué party pictures.
The beauty is gaining a bad rep in the TV industry for her diva-like be...
Yes, that's right, kids ...
If you're Christian, you've got ChristianSingles.com.
If you're Jewish, try JDate.
If you're a golddigger, check out Millionaire Match.
But if you just plain have herpes, there's H-Date.com, where it's "time to start dating again."
And they're using Paris Hilton's name to plug their site. She's just gotta love that. Luckily for them, I think she has bigger problems right now. ...
With Fred Thompson, who currently plays District Attorney Arthur Branch on Law & Order, contemplating a run for the real-world presidency, it may finally be time for Jack McCoy to get into the driver's seat.
Sam Waterston, who's been with the L&O franchise as an ADA for 13 years, is negotiating to step into the DA role when the show returns mid-season. The exact storyline has not been decided.
In additional changes on the show, Jeremy Sisto (who will, unfortunately, always be Elton from...
After StupidThoughtlessLittlePigGate and splitting from his agency (and then crawling back), Alec Baldwin stated on The View that he would not be returning to his hit show (and the thing keeping Aaron Sorkin up at night since he quit smoking crack), 30 Rock. “If I never acted again, I couldn’t care less,†he said.
Baldwin's 30 Rock contract pretty much assured he'd be coming back, but Tina Fey said in a recent interview that if he comes back, it will be because he wants to.
“I was on vacation so I di...