Today's Evil Beet Gossip

How Cute is Ashley Tisdale?

Ashley Tisdale Recording Studio Picture The 21-year-old star of Disney's High School Musical never shows up at Hyde. Or Teddy's. Or Area. She released her debut album, Headstrong, in February of this year, which peaked at #5 on the Billboard charts, and was #1 on the kids charts for quite awhile (if you're over the age of 12, you might know it from the single "He Said She Said"). On Friday, while Paris Hilton and her mom were sobbing hysterically over the pain, fear and isolation Paris is facing for following up a DUI with two proba...

Is Paris Hilton’s Medical Condition Claustrophobia?

Is Paris Hilton Claustrophobic? Have Claustrophobia? A friend of Paris Hilton tells E! Online's Planet Gossip Show cohost Tina Dirmann that the heiress considers herself claustrophobic and says her fear of enclosed spaces often throws her into a panic. "It's not surprising to me that she was melting down, because she was cooped up in a tiny cell 23 hours a day. When I heard that, I knew what would happen. I know her well enough to know she must have been flipping out. That's what happens to her. She can't breathe, her heart races and she feels...

Paris Hilton Gets to “Appear” in Court This Morning Via Telephone

pariss-new-accesory.jpg Details are slim, but it sounds like Paris, who was very clearly supposed to appear in court this morning in person, is actually going to be allowed to report via telephone. The City Attorney, as expected, is pissed. This Sheriff Lee Baca guy is such a trainwreck. This is the same guy who: 1) Tried to cover up Mel Gibson's atrocious, anti-Semitic, misogynistic behavior after his arrest last summer. 2) Has gone on the record stating his admiration for Scientology. 3) Set up the "execut...

Studio 60 Actually Made Me Cry Tonight

Studio 60 Canceled I'm so pissed that they're canceling this show. Care to reconsider, NBC? Look, I love Tina Fey and 30 Rock as much as the next guy; it's well-written, engaging and funny, just in a different way. As much shit as I give him, I love Aaron Sorkin's work, both on crack and off; his characters say things that need to be said, and his storytelling and dialogue are almost incomparably brilliant. I suppose with some coaxing I can stomach a world where Paris Hilton can buy her way out of jail, but I d...

Paris Was Planning a Party!

Paris Hilton Planning a Party After Jail In another big fuck-you to the justice system and to all the people in the world who make a normal income, X17 reports that Paris Hilton was planning a party for Friday night. She'd invited a group of her friends to a "Welcome Back" party at her Hollywood Hills mansion new jail. Seriously, does she want the whole world to hate her? Jesus Christ, Paris. Even if you don't have to go back to jail (oh please God make her go back to jail), just sit your ass down, shut the fuck up, stay out of the spotlight for 40 days, and pretend like you could give t...

It Don’t Pay to Hate on the Gays: Isaiah Washington Gets the Boot at Grey’s

Isaiah Washington Kicked Off of Grey’s Anatomy Yup, that's right. Mr. Isaiah Washington just took a fabulous Prada loafer squarely in the ass. Even though he denied that he'd be leaving Grey's Anatomy, multiple sources have been loudly confirming that he was on his way out, and with T.R. Knight's recent announcement that he'll be returning to the show, the writing was on the wall in bright Shiseido red. ABC studios stated on Thursday that Washington's contract was not renewed for the upcoming season of Grey's. Isaiah, ever the b...

Oh, Yes, We Noticed You Checked into Rehab, Richie Sambora

Richie Sambora Checks Into Rehab Today has been a strange day. Paris Hilton was dismissed from prison and then got a callback, sending me up and down on an emotional roller coaster I can't even begin to justify. I vacuumed; I think I'm coming down with a fever for the first time in over a year (right before finals week, at that); and I inexplicably find myself listening to Jennifer Love Hewitt's BareNaked and liking it. And people say bloggers are losers ... But nothing -- nothing -- is going to distract me to the point that ...

Can We Just Talk About How Much Bullshit It Is That Jaslene Has to Share Her Seventeen Cover with Jessica Alba?

Jaslene Gonzalez Has to Share Seventeen Cover with Jessica Alba Yes, I think we can. Because it is bullshit, people. Listen up, Seventeen, I don't know who's heading up your Atoosa-less ship these days, but if you're gonna get all that publicity off of ANTM, you sure as hell better be ready to step up and give its winner her own cover. Especially when it's my beloved Jaslene Gonzalez. Seventeen did two covers for their July issue -- a "bonus," as they claim -- but the one they're promoting is the one with Jessica Alba on it. Don't get me wrong,...