We'd like to offer Alanis Morissette her own little online outlet to talk about whatever she wants. Write an essay for us!Alanis writing for Perez!!!!! I love it. Come on, Alanis. After So-Called Chaos, you owe us. Also, this is the slowest news day ever. />Since her ex Ryan Reynolds has begun blogging for the Huffington Post (and I won't get into this in much detail, but his stuff is so overwritten and irrelevant and annoying -- we get it, Ryan. You know big words and you're a famous actor. Big props to you, buddy.), Perez has offered Alanis an opportunity to blog for him! We'd like to offer Alanis Morissette her own little online outlet to talk about whatever she wants. Write an essay for us! Alanis writing for Perez!!!!! I love it. Come ...
Since her ex Ryan Reynolds has begun blogging for the Huffington Post (and I won't get into this in much detail, but his stuff is so overwritten and irrelevant and annoying -- we get it, Ryan. You know big words and you're a famous actor. Big props to you, buddy.), Perez has offered Alanis an opportunity to blog for him!
"My cell is actually nicer than my USC dorm room. Yes, it doesn't have cable, but it doesn't have the cockroaches, either."
- Joe Francis, who's currently choosing to chill out in a Nevada jail, rather than face the charges awaiting him in Florida.
GO BRUINS!
[source]...
After all that happy frolicking with her sons in Mexico, Britney Spears shares a tender (and, I'm sure, sober) moment with cousistant Allie at Joseph's last night.
Hey, at least she's not driving in the car photo. Way to be responsible, Brit!
[photo credit: Buzz Foto]
...
Recent Angeleno Victoria Beckham throws out the opening pitch at the Dodgers vs. Mets game on Monday. I hate to admit it, but this is actually pretty cute. Ms. Beckham sure is working hard to make her mark in the States, paving the way for her husband to start playing with the L.A. Galaxy in August. They're already enormous stars all over the rest of the world, so I guess we'll see if they can take on Hell-Ay. If anyone knows how to craft an image, it's Posh Spice. I'm not sure if the same can be ...
JT and Cam-Cam look awfully cozy at the Shrek 3 London premiere. She may be older than you, Jess, but at least she's not a trashy skank. I'm just saying.
...
Just got this pic in my inbox of Hayden leaving Parc this weekend. So clearly she's not one of the youngsters having trouble getting into LA clubs. She also really doesn't have a reputation as a hellion. So who is the 17-year-old TV star raising hell in NYC? ...
The latest to hop on the cash-in-on-Lindsay's-addiction bandwagon is former bodyguard Lee Weaver, who's currently writing a memoir about his time with Lindsay (she didn't make him sign an NDA?) and sold a few juicy tidbits to News of the World, which has officially cornered the market on Lindsay Lohan's drug addiction. There's a lot of good stuff in the article, including a full-on hair-pulling fight with Jessica Simpson and the attempted assault of a drug dealer, but here are some other highlights:
She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more tha...
The recently rehabbed hunk was spotted leaving Parc this weekend looking a little less than sober.
The New York Post reports that Jesse spent the weekend before partying it up in Miami, where he got into all sorts of trouble.
A spy at the Shore Club saw Metcalfe poolside last Saturday afternoon chatting it up "with three married women from New York. Jesse spent the afternoon ordering drinks with the ladies . . . and then walked out on the tab." Earlier that day, a different source told Page Six, Metcalfe and his assistant threw a fit at the Hotel Catalina in Miami Beach. "The assistant w...