Well, we already knew that.
But now she's asking for a different kind of help. Apparently Miss Spears once again managed to gain access to her website, BritneySpears.com, and left a little post asking fans to help her name her new album. Here are her suggestions:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity
Britney, why don't you leave poking fun at Lindsay Lohan to the pros, okay? And I assure you the joke is not on me, as I made quite a pretty ...
Brad Pitt is not such a big fan of Jen Aniston's new boy-toy. [popbytes] Woah, Katie Holmes cut her hair. And looks amazing, in my opinion. [Gabsmash] Petra Nemcova topless. Go. [Drunken Stepfather] Eminem continues to take the high road regarding his relationship with Mariah Carey. And by "high road" I of course mean "not the high road." [Cele|bitchy] How could we ever get sick of pictures of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden? [Daily Stab] Look, when Matthew McConaughey asks you to take off your shirt and make out with the girl next to you, you do what the man says. [Yeeeah!] I simply can't imagine why a segment of the gay population is unhappy that John Travolta is starring in the upcoming movie version of Hairspray. [Holy Candy] Good Charlotte is going on tour with Justin Timberlake. [SOW] Brandy's lil' bro (and Whitney Houston's current beau) Ray-J is going to produce porn. But the actors are going to be "really nice, really classy," so it's totally okay. [Bossip] I love love love that Juliette Lewis has a band. [Cele|bitchy] Celine Dion bikini pics!!! I know what you're thinking: "Ew." You, my friend, are in for a surprise. [Celebslam] Jamie Lee Curtis would like to blame Paris, Lindsay and Britney's moms for their current predicaments. Because, you know, when your 26-year-old ass gets sent to jail for violating your DUI probation, it's totally your mom's fault, because why should anyone ever take personal responsibility for their actions and the consequences? [Celebrity Smack] Oh, this is sad. The Real World: San Diego's Frankie has succumbed to cystic fibrosis. RIP, chica. [POTP] Linda Hamilton still rocks. [popbytes] Paris Hilton got dropped by her agent. [Warship] Ryan Phillippe spends some quality time with daughter Ava. [Ninja Dude] Tom Cruise bought Katie Holmes her own jet. She must have renegotiated her contract recently. [SOW] Jessica Alba picks a bikini wedgie. Genius. [Allie]
The elder Hilton talks briefly to the cameras about her visit with Paris in the slammer. />...
I like how at the very beginning she's like, "Ah, young Hollywood," like the mere fact that she's aging prevents her from acting with the exact same immaturity time and time again. />
I like how at the very beginning she's like, "Ah, young Hollywood," like the mere fact that she's aging prevents her from acting with the exact same immaturity time and time again. ...
You can ignore the rumors ...
"It is not even remotely true,†says her rep.
Federline's camp denies reports, too.
If Shar were pregnant, you'd better believe she'd be the first to want the world to know.
It would have made a great story, though ... />...
From the man whose entire home can best be described as "gilded" comes a lesson in taste.
Trump, whose ratings-challenged Apprentice was unceremoniously dumped after this past season, is currently producing a reality series called The Lady and the Tramp for Fox. In the series, "girls in love with the party life will be sent to a charm school where they will receive a stern course on debutante manners."
Jesus Christ, "debutante manners?" Has anyone involved in this show ever actually been to a deb ball? Trust me, by around 1 a.m. those...
This guy is such a rock star. Sean Stewart, son of rocker Rod Stewart and brother of Kim Stewart (the less competent half of the Paris Hilton Biker Crew), cooled his heels in an L.A. jail cell last night after being arrested for assaulting a couple with "a rock, brick, bottle, metal, missile, and substance capable of doing serious bodily harm" after being denied entry to a party in the Hollywood Hills two months ago. (Read the full complaint here). He spent nearly an hour locked up in a Hollywood po...
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What? It's fashion, people.
God, I love Chloe Sevigny. Seriously, if things don't work out with me and Jaslene, I'd give her a shot.
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Yeah whatever. You can wear all the glamorous evening gowns you want, you'll always be Flipper chick to me.
At the Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer premiere in London.
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I don't know. I don't care. Bitch is crazy and this is the slowest news day ever. We've been spoiled by Paris-mania for the past week and now everything is boring. Hey, wanna know what I just noticed? If you change the "a" in Paris's name to an "e" and you extend the "r" a little further down so that it's an "n," her name is Penis.
So, yeah, anyway, yesterday everyone was reporting that Anne "Batshit Crazy" Heche lost custody of her son, and that her ex-husband would take primary custody. But ...