Singer/songwriter/trainwreck Amy Winehouse isn't going to rehab anytime soon -- The Sun got ahold of her rider for her recent Glastonbury show, and it's all liquor all the time. According to the British paper, Winehouse's wish list includes the following:
2 bottles of red wine
1 large bottle of vodka
1 bottle of champagne
1 bottle of brandy
1 case of lager
40 Marlboro Lights
chocolate
3 "good quality" HOT pizzas
Winehouse also requested "two competent, sober local crew," and ...
Some unattractive man wins Britain's Got Talent. See, that sort of thing would never happen here in the U.S. We like our celebrities attractive, dammit. [Cele|bitchy] Okay, so, at some point in 1997, my high-school boyfriend presented me with a copy of Paula Cole's This Fire. "I bought this album," he said, "but I don't want it anymore. I heard that song on the radio where she's like, 'I'll wash the dishes while you have a beer,' and I thought that was awesome, but the rest of the album isn't like that at all." Anyway, after a 7-year break, Paula Cole's back with a new album. [popbytes] Michelle Williams takes daughter Matilda out for a stroll. [Daily Stab] Heh. Kristy Swanson got her ass arrested for an "altercation" with her boyfriend's ex-wife. [Glitterati] Beyonce rocks the ugliest bikini I have ever seen. [Jordan] Oh, please tell me they're going to try to make a movie out of the Monopoly board game. [Allie Is Wired] Coral from Real World: NY is re-embracing her lesbianism. And lesbians worldwide are looking forward to re-embracing that rack. [Bossip] Justin Timberlake admits that JBiel is more of a "Miss Right Now." Story of her life. [Cele|bitchy] Jennifer Aniston's bringing smartwater everywhere. [Celebslam] Let them eat Paris Hilton cake. [popbytes] Remember J.R. Rotem? Neither does Britney Spears. But I guess he fucked her wheelbarrow-style. You know, for all the shit we gave Kevin Federline for being classless, that dude was never, ever bragging to reporters about all the positions he had Britney in. [Ninja Dude] Rihanna talks about her dad's crack cocaine habit. (Side note: after jamming out to "Umbrella" all damn weekend, my friends and I walked right past Rihanna at The Grove today -- she is super-tall and gorgeous in person.) [The Bosh] Wow, it's been awhile since we've seen Calista Flockhart pics. Here she is at her son's baseball game. [A Socialite's Life] NBA wunderkind LeBron James is a daddy! [Bossip] Angelina Jolie's all like, "Look, I'd like to keep my private life private" and the media's all like, "WE HAVE RIGHTS, BITCH!" [Cele|bitchy] Amy Winehouse beats up her husband when she's drunk. [Warship]
Kelly Clarkson has canceled her summer tour because the album sucks, her label hates her and she fired her manager. [POTP]
Kathy Hilton takes some time out her busy schedule of visiting her daughter in jail to watch Barbara Walters get her star on the Boulevard. [popbytes]
It seems the world is still under the impression that Nicole Richie's internal organs are capable of sustaining a pregnancy. [Mollygood] THE OLSEN TWINS ARE 21!!!!! Holy shit, now they're going to start drinking and doing drugs and going out to clubs and getting into fights with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and ... oh, wait. [IBBB] Apparently Meg Ryan acquired a baby recently. [Celebslam]
Is this a Miley Cyrus upskirt photo??? It hit the Internet this week. To me, it looks like she's wearing underwear. You can view the uncensored version and the close-up thumbnails below to decide for yourself. Or, to check out some real celebrity upskirt photos, click here for our gallery.
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Just a heads-up that posting will be slow tomorrow, because I am graduating!!! The incomparable Evil T is trekking from NYC to LA to celebrate with me (I LOVE YOU T!!!) so we'll be down two bloggers. Lars will still be around, so if he finds it in his heart to post, feel free to heckle. And there's always the distant possibility that my drunken out-of-town friends will gain access to my computer late at night, at which point I don't know what you should expect. Poor spelling, at the very least. And possibly photos of their nipples. They all keep bugging me to make them famous, you know ...
Apparently there was a shortage of condoms in Hollywood last October. It turns out Julia Roberts wasn't the only one to pop out a kiddo recently. Tiger Woods and his wife, hottie Elin Nordegren, welcomed a daughter, Sam Alexis, on Monday. Keri Russell, who I guess did a show called Felicity but who will always be, to me, a member of the MMC, gave birth to her first baby with husband Shane Deary, a son named River Russell. Not to be left out, King of Queens star Kevin James welcomed his second...
For the first time in recent memory, Nicole Richie really, really doesn't want to be more like Paris Hilton. The tiny starlet announced today through her lawyer that she will fight her most recent DUI charge, and a court date has been set for July 11. Richie was formally charged with a DUI in February, after driving the wrong way on an L.A. freeway last December as she was leaving boyfriend Joel Madden's house at 4 in the morning.
Nicole has a previous DUI, so if she's convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in pris...
They never get old. You know this.
Carlton leaves Joseph's in LA last night with a "mystery female companion." This girl is totally the second coming of Jenna Von Oy. She looks somehow familiar. Anyone know who she is?
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Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder welcomed a new addition to their family early Monday morning, son Henry Daniel Moder. The baby was born at Cedars Sinai in L.A., and weighs 8½ lbs. "The Moder family is doing great," said Roberts' rep. Little Henry is Julia and Danny's third child; twin sons Hazel and Phinnaeus will turn 2 in November.
While Roberts has pulled back from her uber-successful acting career lately in order to focus on raising a family, her niece is just getting starte...
With all due respect to the other babies: you lose. Shiloh is the cutest baby ever.
In NYC with Mommy and Maddox on Saturday.
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Bob Barker, who recently filmed his last episode of the show, is supporting Rosie as an replacement.
"I believe they're going to have a meeting with Rosie," said Barker on Friday night. "She knows the show. There's no doubt in my mind she could do the show. Now, whether they want a lady host, I don't know. I've never heard that discussed. As far as I know, they've only auditioned men. She told me she loved 'The Price Is Right' and wanted to host it one day."
I really don't see how thi...
I'd title this post "Britney Spears with a Sucker" but I'm saving that title for when she gets back with Kevin Federline.
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