Despite the upcoming Spice Girls reunion, Victoria Beckham released a new track with Nas, who, last I checked, was not credited anywhere on "Wannabe." [Bossip] Did Paris Hilton engage in some manner of sexual activity with Jack Osbourne. No, no, of course not. But she can't defend herself from jail, so let's just assume she did. [Yeeeah!] I don't know who Natasha Hamilton is or why she's famous, but now at least I know what her bare breasts look like. [Drunken Stepfather] Jude Law is occasionally wasted. [Cele|bitchy] Katherine Heigl is creating a line of "fashionable scrubs for healthcare professionals." [POTP] Check out the new music video from Rihanna, for "Shut Up & Drive." [popbytes] Fox's Hell's Kitchen is the latest reality series being put under the microscope for not being 100% "real." [Geno] Jennifer Aniston attends a book party, which I guess is kind of like reading, right? [Holy Candy] Jessica Biel does GQ. [Derek Hail] Someone allowed Pete Doherty into a Disney function. [Agent Bedhead] Everyone's saying that Katie Holmes is pregnant again. I don't think that's likely, seeing as how she's suddenly 48 years old. [Celebslam] Shar Jackson's all like, "Look, I know you people don't think very highly of me, but I didn't go back to the dude who dumped me for Britney Spears and get pregnant with another one of his kids. I may have agreed to do Moesha, but, in general, I have standards." [Cele|bitchy] Hilary Duff sports the fishnets for CosmoGirl. [Ninja Dude] Cameron Diaz is still damn pretty. [The Blemish] Now that The Sopranos is over, I guess we have to start caring about those Gotti kids again. [Celebrity Smack] I never watched X Files. I never cared about David Duchovny. But I remember he was on a talk show once, and the host asked him how his wife felt about the fact that some chick had written a song called "David Duchovny, Why Won't You Love Me?" and he was all like, "Well, I wrote my own song. It's called 'Tea Leoni, Why Won't You Blow Me,' so we're okay now." And I love him for that. Anyway, he's got a new series coming out. [popbytes] Did Beyonce get liposuction? [Cityrag] Joss Stone thinks she might have to turn lesbian. Amen, sister. [Fatback & Collards] Jessica Simpson hits the gym. [Drunken Stepfather] Matt Dillon has really bad B.O. [SOW] Jessica Alba's all like, "Thank God I don't have to feel connected to my Mexican heritage, because those people are trashy." This from the girl who admits she prefers to sleep around. [Gabby]