Hello my friends. Posting is going to be slow from me this afternoon. Do you want to know why? My fabulous friend Laremy brought an old-school Nintendo into the Film.com offices today. I am playing Duck Hunt and old-school Mario Brothers for the first time in, oh, 15 or 16 years? And can I just tell you guys that I am still pretty damn good? I made it through about seven levels on my first try before my little Mario died. I don't remember a damn thing I learned in elementary school, but I still remember w...
Apparently not everything is complicated with Denise Richards -- according to her version, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" only has one note. That note is "scream."
Denise inflicted her singing upon the audience during the seventh inning stretch of the Chicago Cubs game this weekend. There is some amusing joke to be made here comparing her singing to the Cubs' performance, but I'm big enough to admit I don't know enough about sports to make it. I leave the sports jokes to Kelly. Take your own shot at it in the comments. />
Apparently not everything is complicated with Denise Richards -- according to her version, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" only has one note. That note is "scream."
Denise inflicted her singing upon the audience during the seventh inning stretch of the Chicago Cubs game this weekend. There is some amusing joke to be made here comparing her singing to the Cubs' performance, but I'm big enough to admit I don't know enough about sports to make it. I leave the sports jokes to Kelly. Take your o...
First off: My sincere apologies for the crazy downtime this afternoon and for all the problems people were having getting the site to refresh. I think (hope?) we've resolved them for the time being, and we're continuing to look at improvements that will make the site run faster and have less downtime. Thank you for those of you who emailed me to report an issue -- I appreciate it, because sometimes everything looks fine on my end but it's not working fine for everyone, so it's useful when you guys email me to let me know. It is way better to get those emails than the "OMG U R UGLEE & UR FORHEAD IS HUGE" emails, which are sweet, but not really as actionable. (Is there even a surgery for forehead size? I will email Audrina Patridge about it. If she tracked down a doctor who could fix her ceiling eyes, she is clearly capable of anything. And I'm inexplicably on her blogroll, so she obviously loves me.)
OK. So back to the important business.
I haven't watched Grey's Anatomy in years, mostly because when Katherine Heigl is on the screen I just want to slap somebody, and since I live alone I was afraid I would start injuring my cats. So you'd think I'd be delighted to watch this footage of her close to death in the 100th episode -- and I guess I am, kinda -- but even though she's dying she's still annoying as hell. Seriously. This trailer of Izzie dying annoys me. How is anyone on this planet not annoyed with the Izzie character?
Anyway. Yeah. Izzie's dying, Denny's ghost is off to
jump the shark again usher her to the netherworld, Derek and Meredith are getting married, and the truth is I'm probably never going to watch this show again. Katherine Heigl ruined it for me forever. />
First off: My sincere apologies for the crazy downtime this afternoon and for all the problems people were having getting the site to refresh. I think (hope?) we've resolved them for the time being, and we're continuing to look at improvements that will make the site run faster and have less downtime. Thank you for those of you who emailed me to report an issue -- I appreciate it, because sometimes everything looks fine on my end but it's not working fine for everyone, so it's useful when you guys email me to l...
My long-lost little sister has just released a new video for her single "The Best Day." It's all home movies of her with her parents and her brother.
ZOMG! Total ridiculous cuteness. I just adore this girl so much.
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Seriously look at that huge spare tire she's sporting around her waist. Ewwww. I thought Ellen was all about eating right and exercising. Sheesh. What a poor role model she's become, getting so fat like that.
If you're reading this far rather than clicking immediately through to the comments to type out a misspelled diatribe in which you call me "FATT," suggest politely that I "look in teh miror" and make the brand-new observation that I have a large forehead (you will spell it "FOARHEAD")...
Halle got visibly upset with the photogs as they snapped away at her and little Nahla heading into a WeHo restaurant this weekend.
But how could they not take the photos???
We've finally found someone more beautiful that Halle Berry, and it's that little girl. Holy crap she is going to be sooo gorgeous when she grows up. She's going to have that whole "exotic" thing going on. Seriously Shiloh better watch her damn back, because Nahla's going to be stealing away all the Beckham boys.
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Rehab visits come in waves, like deaths and flu pandemics and vodka poured down Lindsay Lohan's throat. (Who am I kidding? That last one's a steady current.) Don't get excited, though; Lindsay's not in rehab again just yet. Right now we have VJ Matt Pinfield, who checked himself in last week, and Dennis Rodman, who's agreed to do outpatient treatment although friends were hoping he'd opt for inpatient.
The former NBA star, who has battled addiction for years, has agreed to enter an outpatient ...
Holy guacamole!
The Washington Post has an interesting article in its Sunday edition about how Disney has been backing away from partnering with junk foods like McDonalds and is instead branding healthier foods like eggs and fruit with familiar faces.
One such product is the High School Musical avocado. When Disney stamps a product with a popular character, such as tween sensation Zac Efron, it "can't help but benefit from the nag factor," says Lance Gatewood, the vice president of Disney C...
Oh so sad. Brittany Flickinger, who won the first season of Paris Hilton's stupid BFF show, was kissing random dudes outside Katsuya last night for the paparazzi. Someone must have tipped her off that Jay-Z and Rihanna would be there. I think Paris Hilton's contractual obligation to be seen with her has ended. Now Brittany's pursuing the spotlight on her own, with only a really tacky dress to help her out. ...
Heh.
I know I mention on here occasionally just how freakin' dumb the photo agencies are. Every single day, I see photos from these people that are mistagged or misspelled or just plain wrong. It's like, "You were right there. How on earth did someone convince you that the teenage girl in the apron is Matt Damon? Do you even know what Matt Damon looks like?" But I deal with it, because they're a part of this job.
Every now and then, though, there's a little typo that's really a true ge...
Ha ha ha ha. JK, you guys, JK. But Rihanna was spotted out with Jay-Z at Katsuya last night. No Chris Brown or Rihanna in sight. They're obviously not dating, though, and I'm glad Rihanna's spending some time with someone who I think probably has her best interests in mind.
Mostly, though, I'm running these photos for a single, selfish reason: I HAVE to know what Jay-Z's shirt says. Can anyone figure it out?
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So we have these neat pictures of Leona Lewis going to the airport today, after getting head-butted or something by a horse last week. I dunno. I didn't follow that story too closely, and I'm not sure if people were referring to an actual horse or if Leona just punched herself in the face. It's a close species call with this girl. (I know, I know. She's a very talented young woman. Your diatribes go in the comments.)
But the FUN part of these photos is that the friend who saw her off at...