Denise, your kids hate this shit.
Seriously, Denise, your kids hate this shit.
Stop. It.
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Remember Club Paris? That super hot club in Jacksonville, Florida that was never anywhere close to actually being super hot, for reasons not unrelated to the fact that it's in Jacksonville, Florida? Well it changed its name. To Dior. Whatever. [Celebrity Smack] Sean Preston Federline already has his very own Caddy. [Celebslam] Ashlee Simpson gets her hair did. [Yeeeah!] Genius. [popbytes] Not to be a huge bitch, but does anyone else find it interesting that Kelly Clarkson's all like, "One time, I was bulimic for like five minutes," right as her album and career are tanking? [IBBB] Hey, for anyone looking to update the Gawker Stalker map, Jimmy Kimmel's in the hospital. [SOW] Mandy Moore's new album may as well be titled Zach Braff Sucks. [Cele|bitchy] Look, folks, Justin Timberlake's banging Jessica Biel, so he'll wear whatever damn pair of shorts he wants, no matter how ridiculous they may look. [A Socialite's Life]
Okay, so remember that girl you knew in college who got the word "love" tattooed on her hip in Chinese? Except what it really said is "I'm a neutered goat"? I know you knew at least one. I knew three. Maybe you even were that girl.
So Cameron Diaz goes hiking around Machu Picchu this week with a super-cute bag with a pretty red star and some fabulous Chinese writing that I'm sure she thought said "faith and love for all." Except the Chinese writing actually said "Serve the People," and, ...
I stood up for her for a long time, saying she was naturally thin, but I think even I have to back down now. These pics were taken at Mansion in Miami late last night. She pretty much looks like a bobble-head doll. She was not this thin on the show, you guys. She was thin, but not anorexia thin. This is anorexia thin. She has definitely lost weight since, which seems impossible, considering how damn thin she was to begin with. Oh, Jaslene!!! We can never have our torrid lesbian love affair i...
Well, if anyone should be shooting up heroin, it's probably Angelina Jolie, because Lord knows she has thick enough veins. The Skid Row crew is super jealous.
Anyway, we've heard talk over the past few months of Angie's rapid weight loss and her atypically rude behavior toward reporters, but people have seemed generally to attribute it to the stress of coping with her mother's death. Now, Ted Casablancas tells a different story in this thinly veiled blind item:
Some people love Fake-Ã ...
I think it's probably the former.
That kid must be so comfortable. 11-day-old River Russell Deary goes everywhere with Mom in NYC. I kind of wish they made those things in an adult size, so when my mom's in town she could carry me around like that. Or my friends and I could just take turns carrying each other around. Like instead of having designated drivers we could have designated carriers. It would be like, "Look, Tiffany, I walked last weekend. This weekend you walk and I get to ride in th...
Holy crap, they are actually going to do this.
It looks like the Spice Girls reunion has moved past the realm of pure hope and into reality. A press release today from the group's management team, 19 Entertainment, reads: "Following weeks of speculation, the Spice Girls are set to make an official announcement to the world regarding future plans on Thursday, June 28. Details regarding the announcement will be released in the coming days."
Earlier this week, a memo from the girls' manageme...
That girl is totally, like, the most badass two-year-old at the International Preschool in Prague.
It's just that, you know, most two-year-olds like to wear shirts with kittens on them. Or puppies. Or a rainbow. Or Barney. Or something they can recognize. I really don't think that Zahara's in a position yet to appreciate the 1970s-British-heavy-metal coolness of her t-shirt. What do you think Brad tells her when she asks about what's on her shirt?
And she is sooo adorable. Seriously,...
Despite the persistent rumors that their marriage is in trouble, Courteney Cox and David Arquette look happy as ever as they leave an event at Kitson in WeHo last night. I don't know why the tabloids keep trying to break these two up. I think they're the real thing. ...
Remember this chick? She was Al Lambert, the little tomboy girl, on Step by Step. She's worked steadily in television guest roles since, but not in anything you'd remember. She was in Georgia Rule, which no one saw, and she'll be in Paris Hilton's upcoming The Hottie and the Nottie, which, God willing, no one will see. Anyway, she popped up at the Colette Jewelry party in L.A. on Thursday night, and she made damn sure the cameras caught her side boob. Because Paris Hilton is in jail and anyone c...
Ah, Tokyo. Where the bars close when you stop buying drinks, there's a one-to-one ratio between humans and vending machines, and Brad Pitt, movie star extraordinaire, shows up in a huge Tag Heuer ad. Whaddya figure they paid him for this?
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PerezWatch just got interesting. After all the drama and all the lawsuits between Perez and X17, it seems as though actual changes are beginning to occur.
Perez's longtime host, Crucial Paradigm, took the site offline yesterday after numerous threats from X17's legal team. The site was dark for a few hours, and it's back up now, hosted by Blogads. (Really? Um, does Blogads host anyone else? Because, like, they barely host the Blogads service. If you've never had to try to deal with that user interface, consider yourself lucky.) The current...