To their credit, most of the traditional news stations don't appear to be covering this event, at least not yet. CNN and MSNBC came up empty. But, never fear, Fox News is on the case. It's all Lynwood, all the time over there.
Of course, the paparazzi are camped out. They've been there since last night, lest Paris be released early.
The Hilton family arrived around midnight PST. Word is Paris will be walking out alone. We're just waiting now...
And here she comes. It's an interesting ...
Okay, so I have this obsession with the Avril Lavigne song "Girlfriend" that I'm often loathe to discuss. But, you know what? That song pretty much rocks. And what rocks even harder is this remix of it, featuring Lil' Mama. [popbytes] Jack Black's son has the hugest head ever. [Socialite's Life] Sigh. Britney Spears filed a restraining order against her mother. I'd care, but Paris Hilton gets out of jail in like an hour. [Derek Hail] Justin Timberlake Being an Asshole: Part 174. [Girls Talkin' Smack] I love that Agent Bedhead just admitted on the Internet that she had a sex dream about Eli Roth. It makes me feel a lot better about that dream I had the other night that I went to jail and Paris Hilton was my cellmate and we were staring at each other naked and comparing our bodies. Anyway. [Agent Bedhead] Historically, I've tended to fiercely disagree with Germany's decisions about what type of people can and can not live there in peace. However, I fully support the recent decision to ban Tom Cruise. [Celebslam] Eva Longoria wedding pictures ... people still care ... not sure why ... wasn't she on a TV show once? [Cele|bitchy] Peaches Geldof brings ennui to a whole new level. [Agent Bedhead] Kanye West admits he's been "swimming in wack juice." But not in, like, an R. Kelly way. [Bree] Foxy Brown dumps her boyfriend because she finds out he's an (actual) pimp. Then this dude sends a bunch of his bitches after her and they kick her ass and rip out her weave. [Bossip] Marissa Miller reminds me that I need to call my plastic surgeon before summer's over. [Drunken Stepfather] David Lee Roth used to pay a $100 bonus to the crew member who brought the hottest chick to his dressing room after a show. [Celebslam] Demi Moore is tired of her teenage daughters getting all the attention, so she decided to run around in a very, very see-through shirt. It's win-win, really. [The Blemish]
You know, I'd make some comment about Brooke Hogan wearing a goddamn leopard-print bikini, but it's still a huge improvement over her ass-less denim jeans. [Yeeeah!]
Nicole Richie loves that you all think she's pregnant. She's having way more fun with this than we are, I promise. [Ninja Dude]
"I'm truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband."
- Denise Richards, when asked to give her opinion on Paris Hilton's jail sentence.
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This is really, really weird (and sad).
WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife Nancy and their son Daniel were all found dead in their Atlanta home today. Details are sketchy, but apparently Benoit had been scheduled to appear on a WWE show on Saturday. He called to first say he would be taking a later flight, and then to say he would not be attending the show at all, due to a family illness. According to one source, Benoit said both his wife and son were throwing up blood and he needed to st...
The countdown's on! While I was certainly among the ranks of those folks rooting for Paris to do some hard time, I have to admit that it's been boring as hell in the gossip world since she's been locked up. I mean, it hasn't helped that Lindsay's been in rehab at the same time, but, still, I'm kind of looking forward to a free Paris. Miss Hilton is scheduled to rejoin society sometime after midnight tonight, and she claims she's a changed woman.
In a recent telephone interview with Ryan Seacre...
You were quite troublesome this weekend, little guy.
[hat tip]
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At least that's what News of the World is reporting.
The two were reportedly sucking face on the dance floor at a June 7 party for William and other troop leaders.
The Moulin Rouge-themed bash was titled Freakin' Naughty and featured blow-up dolls and guests dressed as saucy nuns, doctors and nurses, some in sexy Ann Summers lingerie.
Kate was dressed more modestly, but looked gorgeous and Wills could not take his eyes off her, according to guests.
They chatted all night but she...
After toting a bag sporting Maoist slogans through Machu Picchu, Cameron Diaz decided not to pull a Simon Stiles (I'm sorry, I haven't given up on Studio 60 yet) and issued a formal apology.
"I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it."
So that's that. Case closed. Cameron Diaz neither speaks Chinese nor supports Maoist philosophy. I wi...
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the new and improved Paris Hilton.
She's not doing NBC.
She's not doing ABC.
She's not doing CBS.
She's doing CNN.
Reps from Larry King Live announced that Paris will appear on the program on Wednesday night, after her planned Tuesday release from jail. "We do have Paris on Wednesday," they said. "She'll do the whole hour."
So what about the cool million we heard she was offered by NBC? (They denied they'd made that offer.) "Larry doesn't pay for ...
Mark my words on this, people. I'm just saying now that I called it. And if I'm still doing this shit in five years I will refer you all back to this post when she's ridiculously famous. Also, if I'm still doing this shit in five years, kill me.
Rumer's the oldest, and she's kind of tip-toeing onto the celebutante scene, and we're trying to welcome her because God knows we need some new blood around here, but the fact is she's not all that attractive or interesting and photos of her tend to fall ...
In his most recent interview:
I'm not firing back at anybody else in the cast but T.R. Knight and Katie Heigl because they both know as well as Chandra Wilson knows that T.R. Knight was very tactical in trying to remove me from the show because he knows that I know, and I was gagged, that he has been working on a conspiracy to get Patrick Dempsey and myself off the show for the last year and a half.
The only reason I used his name, T.R., in the argument was because he had led me to be...