Paris goes to Maui. [The Blemish] Lily Allen got arrested for assaulting a photog. [A Socialite's Life] The Chris Benoit case keeps getting weirder. [Celebrity Smack] George Michael doesn't really care if he gives you HIV. [Celebitchy] Shar Jackson is soooo not pregnant. [SOW] Britney Spears serves her mom with legal papers. [IBBB] Jennifer Lopez is totally the hottest golfer ever. [The Grumpiest] Usher is officially going to be a daddy! [Bossip] Kelly Clarkson really ought to avoid the midriff-bearing shirts for awhile. [POTP] Best and worst beach bodies. [popbytes] Heh. The rider for Justin Timberlake's tour specifies Beano. [A Socialite's Life] Daisy Fuentes rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather] Victoria Beckham's closet cost $500,000. No, not the clothes in the closet. The closet. [Allie] Dita Von Teese says Marilyn Manson's needy. [Celebrity Smack] PETA crowns the sexiest vegetarians. [Cele|bitchy]