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Paris goes to Maui. [The Blemish]

Lily Allen got arrested for assaulting a photog. [A Socialite's Life]

The Chris Benoit case keeps getting weirder. [Celebrity Smack]

George Michael doesn't really care if he gives you HIV. [Celebitchy]

Shar Jackson is soooo not pregnant. [SOW]

Britney Spears serves her mom with legal papers. [IBBB]

Jennifer Lopez is totally the hottest golfer ever. [The Grumpiest]

/>Paris goes to Maui. [The Blemish] Lily Allen got arrested for assaulting a photog. [A Socialite's Life] The Chris Benoit case keeps getting weirder. [Celebrity Smack] George Michael doesn't really care if he gives you HIV. [Celebitchy] Shar Jackson is soooo not pregnant. [SOW] Britney Spears serves her mom with legal papers. [IBBB] Jennifer Lopez is totally the hottest golfer ever. [The Grumpiest] ...

OMG LINDSAY LOHAN DOES COCAINE!!!!

Lindsay Lohan Cocaine in DUI Case SHOCKER! The toxicology report from the night she drove her Mercedes off the street and into the sidewalk indicates she was at twice the California legal driving limit and showed traces of cocaine. Because Lindsay was under 21 at the time of the accident, the true California driving limit for her was zero. But Lindsay, unlike Paris Hilton, has been open about her struggles with drug and alcohol addiction, and recently opted to stay in rehab for an extended period of time....

Paris Hilton on Larry King: The Transcript

Paris Hilton Larry King CNN Transcript The transcript of Paris on Larry is now available. I've selected my favorite part to share with you all: KING: Have you ever been addicted to drugs? HILTON: No. KING: Taken drugs. HILTON: No. KING: Never taken drugs? HILTON: No. KING: Do you know that the organization MADD has had a tough time with you, Mothers Against Drunk Driving? HILTON: Yes. KING: Feeling that you’ve set a kind of bad example. What are your feelings toward them? Do you plan to work with t...

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Usher is officially going to be a daddy! [Bossip]

Kelly Clarkson really ought to avoid the midriff-bearing shirts for awhile. [POTP]

Best and worst beach bodies. [popbytes]

Heh. The rider for Justin Timberlake's tour specifies Beano. [A Socialite's Life]

Daisy Fuentes rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

Victoria Beckham's closet cost $500,000. No, not the clothes in the closet. The closet. [Allie]

Dita Von Teese says Marilyn Manson's needy. [Celebrity Smack]

PETA crowns the sexiest vegetarians. [Cele|bitchy]

/>Usher is officially going to be a daddy! [Bossip] Kelly Clarkson really ought to avoid the midriff-bearing shirts for awhile. [POTP] Best and worst beach bodies. [popbytes] Heh. The rider for Justin Timberlake's tour specifies Beano. [A Socialite's Life] Daisy Fuentes rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather] Victoria Beckham's closet cost $500,000. No, not the clothes in the closet. The closet. [Allie] Dita Von Teese says Marilyn Manson's needy. [Celebrity Smack] PETA crowns the sexiest...

Paris Hilton: I’ve Never Done Drugs

Paris Hilton Told Larry King She’d Never Done Drugs But Here’s a Photo of Her Smoking Weed Honestly, after she said that, I stopped caring about this interview. It's not that I expect Larry King to play hardball with her, but that was just a blatant lie that I can't believe Larry let her get away with. She was asked several times by Larry if she'd ever done drugs. "No," she responded. When pressed, Paris stuck to her story. She didn't hesitate a bit. Really, Paris? Never? You're quite sure about that? She also told Larry she rarely drinks, and blames her "social life"...

Wait a Second, There’s a War in Iraq Still?

MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski put a prettier face on the point Rosie O'Donnell is trying to make: there are currently news stories that actually impact the lives of people whose last name isn't Hilton. It's just that no one is paying attention to them. Ms. Brzezinski basically loses it in her morning newscast, refusing to lead with a story about Paris Hilton. At one point, she has to be stopped from lighting her paper copy of the story on fire. I love it. Now that's a newsworthy story: MSNBC studio burns to the ground; Paris Hilton to blame. /> MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski put a prettier face on the point Rosie O'Donnell is trying to make: there are currently news stories that actually impact the lives of people whose last name isn't Hilton. It's just that no one is paying attention to them. Ms. Brzezinski basically loses it in her morning newscast, refusing to lead with a story about Paris Hilton. At one point, she has to be stopped from lighting her paper copy of the story on fire. I love it. Now that's a newsworthy story: MSNBC studio burns to the ground; Paris H...

I Came Closer to Dying from Laughing at This Picture of Sheriff Lee Baca Than Paris Hilton Ever Came to Dying of Anything in Jail

Sheriff Lee Baca, Shirtless Hottie Big, huge, enormous props to Celebslam for tracking down this photo of Sheriff Baca. The Sheriff was grilled once again about why he decided Paris needed to leave jail after like 10 minutes, and he was like, "Our doctors said we had no solution to Hilton's medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I'm not going to let any inmate die in this jail." Jesus Christ, what did she have? The plague? Even Paris was all like, "The doctors were observing me while I was there. They e...

Liz Claiborne Dies

Liz Claiborne Died on Tuesday Fashionista Liz Claiborne passed away on Tuesday, the company she founded announced today. She was 78. Claiborne founded her company in 1976 with a goal of creating fashions for the growing number of women entering the workforce. "In losing Liz Claiborne, we have not only lost the founder of our company, but an inspirational woman who revolutionized the fashion industry 30 years ago," said Bill McComb, CEO of Liz Claiborne. "Her commitment to style and design is ever present in our thinkin...

Let’s Talk About Paris Hilton for a Change

Paris Hilton on Cover of People Magazine So what has Paris been up to since her release from jail early Tuesday morning? Perhaps not surprisingly, she's been playing dress-up. After sporting a $440 Petro Zillia jacket and $300 Marcella Toshi heels during her catwalk to freedom, Paris had a 9:30 am hair appointment where she got new hair extensions put in. Immediately after, she sat down for an exclusive photo shoot and interview with People magazine. In the interview, Paris talks about her difficult first nights in jail. "I ...