Shia LeBoeuf is all like, "Yeah, I'd totally do Megan Fox, and you would, too." Do you like how six months ago you wouldn't have known who either of those people were? The magic of Hollywood! [Fatback & Collards]
You know, when she's in a bikini, Eva Longoria is sort of flat-chested. I find a sick comfort in that. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]
Carrot Top. Roasting Flava Flav. On Comedy Central. Soon. [SOW]
Fantasia Barrino has a clit piercing. Interestingly enough, so does Clay Aiken. [Bossip]
Honestly, Kate Moss, you're dating a heroin addict. You can't exactly be upset when he cheats on you. [Agent Bedhead]
Liv Tyler celebrates her 30th birthday with her husband and son. [Cele|bitchy]
Paris Hilton is wearing what might technically be called a one-piece swimsuit. Maybe she really is a changed person ... [Celebslam]
Jessica Simpson's new movie might actually -- what's the word? -- suck. Come on. You didn't need Joel Siegel to tell you that. [Derek Hail]
Paula Abdul's new series reminds us what a trainwreck she is. [Pajiba]
Lindsay Lohan gets an iPhone and you don't. But, then again, you got to drink on your 21st birthday, so, really, who wins there? [The Grumpiest]
/>Shia LeBoeuf is all like, "Yeah, I'd totally do Megan Fox, and you would, too." Do you like how six months ago you wouldn't have known who either of those people were? The magic of Hollywood! [Fatback & Collards] You know, when she's in a bikini, Eva Longoria is sort of flat-chested. I find a sick comfort in that. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy] Carrot Top. Roasting Flava Flav. On Comedy Central. Soon. [SOW] Fantasia Barrino has a clit piercing. Interestingly enough, so does Clay Aiken. [Bossip] Honestly, Kate ...
Padma Lakshmi, perhaps best known on the Top Chef set as the resident herb enthusiast, is divorcing her much older husband, controversial author Salman Rushdie. A rep for Rushdie stated today that "Salman Rushdie has agreed to divorce his wife, Padma Lakshmi, because of her desire to end their marriage."
The New York Post seemed to catch a whiff of trouble before the news officially broke. On June 29, they noted that "Lakshmi was spotted hanging out into the wee hours at the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel with a well-known chef who was there witho...
Just last night, I was wondering when the uncensored photos of Nick and Vanessa vacationing nude would hit the Internet, but today it seems the couple has more to worry about than the photos of their naughty bits. Rumor has it that a much dirtier set of pictures were taken that day, of Nick and Vanessa having some hardcore sex in a hot tub, in a variety of positions. Says a source: "These pics make the Vanessa and Lindsay photos look tame!†While it's unlikely a U.S. tab would run these pictures, even censored, they could possibly be sold to an adult ...
Happy birthday, Linds. Choosing to stay at Promises is the best birthday present you could possibly give yourself. Although I suppose an iPhone is a close second. ...
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At the Planet Hollywood Casino in Las Vegas. Tommy Lee was there, of course, along with Hans Klok, the magician whose Vegas show she appeared in this summer.
And if she weren't 40, I'd totally be all like, "Check out that baby bump." But, you know, she's 40, so this is just what her stomach looks like now. Which isn't really the worst thing ever, but I probably would have chosen a different dress.
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And, frankly, it's not a bad album.
My December was released in the U.S. on Tuesday, and I finally had some time tonight to sit down and give it a listen. I had that time because I was waiting for utorrent to finish downloading Live Free or Die Hard onto my computer baking a cake for my grandma. Anyway, despite the heavily publicized battle between Clarkson and RCA crypt-keeper Clive Davis, the album is already #1 on the U.S. and Canadian iTunes charts (in fact, the NY Post even suggests t...
The "Don't Say Goodbye" Latina powerhouse took Vegas by storm on Friday night, performing at the Palms in a gold "dress" I'd probably be more likely to call a "blouse" and pair with, you know, pants. But she looks ridiculously hot. Like, as a totally heterosexual woman, even I kind of want to go up on stage and touch her legs. Enjoy the up-skirts, kids.
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It's like this guy is on auto-destruct.
After being unceremoniously dismissed from the friendly set of Grey's Anatomy, Isaiah Washington continues to remind us that he's still "mad as hell." Mad like a hatter, folks. Totally batshit.
First and foremost, Isaiah opens our eyes to the sad reality that there is no such thing as Promises: Homophobia Edition, where otherwise well-adjusted men with an uncontrollable need to occasionally call other people faggots sit around in a circle and ad...