The Hills is coming back, kids, and I can't wait!!!
The trailer premiered tonight, and it looks like season three has everything:
Lauren, still with headbands and adorable facial expressions! And she's dating like a guy! And kissing foreigners!
Heidi! Now with lighter eyebrows!
Spencer! When you need something to help you throw up that pizza you shouldn't have eaten, he's still the next-best thing to your fingers!
Whitney! Now with an actual storyline!
Audrina! Still with no actual storyline!
And making a return this season:
Brody Jenner, sticking to the good-looks-with-no- personality-to-complicate-it M.O.!
Jason Wahler, back from rehab! And back in Lauren's life!!!
And if you've been jonesing for some good old-fashioned Heidi/Lauren conflict, there appears to be a fantastic "You know what you did" scene. Someone's been taking lessons from Paris Hilton ...
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The Hills is coming back, kids, and I can't wait!!!
The trailer premiered tonight, and it looks like season three has everything:
Lauren, still with headbands and adorable facial expressions! And she's dating like a guy! And kissing foreigners!
Heidi! Now with lighter eyebrows!
Spencer! When you need something to help you throw up that pizza you shouldn't have eaten, he's still the next-best thing to your fingers!
Whitney! Now with an actual storyline!
Audrina! Still with ...
Alessandra Ambrosio's making out with the same dude she was with on the fourth of July. He's still shorter than her, and, yet, he's still not you. [Celebslam] The dangers of being famous, Reese Witherspoon: the paparazzi catch you scratching your ass. [Drunken Stepfather] Jillian Barberie has her baby girl. [SOW] Joel Madden gets kicked out of the Beverly Hills Hotel for threatening to kick Spencer Pratt's ass. See, and I would have held an impromptu awards ceremony. [POTP] Honestly, Britney, it's a pretty easy formula: Hot body = okay to wear skimpy clothing, whereas cottage cheese thighs = not okay at all. [Holy Candy] The Harry Potter kids get their hands dirty at Mann's Chinese Theater. [popbytes] I guess Lance Bass makes more sense on Broadway than in outer space. But I have to admit I had to think about it for a second. [Cele|bitchy] Vanessa Minnillo takes a break from taking it doggy-style in Mexican hot tubs in order to go bowling with some gal pals. [Daily Stab] Just because I don't care about Live Earth doesn't mean you can't. Here are all the links you need. [Bree] Actually, I lied. Popbytes has the YouTube videos of all Madonna's Live Earth performances, and you need that, too. [popbytes] Jennifer Garner tries her hand at surfing. [Drunken Stepfather] Megan Fox is gunning for her spot as D.A.R.E.'s next poster child. Do they still have D.A.R.E.? Or is it safe to assume they've just given up on preventative education and begun sending third-graders to Promises? [Allie] Amy Winehouse is on a concert-cancellation bender. I'm guessing there's also some liquor involved. [Agent Bedhead] Okay, Eva Longoria is married. This event truly ushers in a new era, a blessed time in which we have no earthly reason to care about Eva Longoria anymore. Got it, people? This is the end of Eva Longoria coverage around here. You want it, go get it somewhere else. [A Socialite's Life] Daniel Radcliffe has absolutely no problem banging groupies who only want to sleep with him because he's famous and not because they genuinely care about the person he is inside. [Cele|bitchy]
Okay, am I the only person who never thought Jason Priestley was all that hot? I'm sorry, but Brandon Walsh never did anything for me. I was always a Dylan McKay girl, through and through. I mean, I guess I'd take Brandon over Steve Sanders every day of the week and twice on Sundays, but would definitely rather be wtih David Silver than either of them (but not as much as I'd want to be with Dylan). I'm rambling. To clarify, here are the primary male characters on Beverly Hills, 90210, in decrea...
The Spice Girls are celebrating female empowerment by hiring a therapist to help them work through their on-tour cattiness.
Record label Virgin has decided that they already saw this multi-million-dollar business go down in flames once because these chicks can't keep their egos in check when you put them in the same room, and they're gonna make damn sure they don't watch it happen again. According to a source:
This tour will be massive and record bosses do not want anything getting in the w...
Ryan Cabrera, who I believe released an album at some point in the early '90s, was spotted at Atlantis in the Bahamas with girlfriend Riley Keough, model/Elvis Presley's granddaughter. The two have been linked for almost a year now. She looks more like Lisa Marie every day, and, lucky for Ryan, she finally turned 18 in May. ...
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Ah, D-list love.
Perhaps Kim Stewart was dissatisfied with the level of press coverage she was getting from porking Tommy Lee, or perhaps she was acting on orders from Paris Hilton, who was quietly managing to ruin Lindsay Lohan's life even while waging war on jail recidivism rates by creating transitional housing for former female inmates having her hair extensions dyed. Or maybe these two just share that special bond two people inevitably forge when they're both famous for absolutely nothing.
W...
It is such a slow news day that the L.A. Times ran a piece on the young lady who inherited Paris Hilton's most recently discarded cellular telephone number.
Shira Barlow had her new cellphone number for only two days when the flood of calls began.
Birthday wishes, inquiries about locations for "in" parties, requests to get on guest lists at the hottest Los Angeles nightclubs.
Most of the calls were placed between 2 and 4 a.m. on weekends. Some were annoying. Many involved slurred words.
So what sort of juicy details do you learn when you're the possessor of Paris Hilton's old phone number? ...
Not only are TMZ's photogs filming rats outside of Koi, TMZ is then running a story about said rats.
OMG.
It is such a boring day.
Did anything interesting happen to you guys today? If anything interesting, exciting, dramatic or funny happened to you today, shoot me an email (evilbeet@gmail.com) about it and I'll run your story here. Feel free to attach pics. Just not of rats, please. ...
If I were Britney Spears, by now I'd keep a pile of Non-Disclosure Agreements in my bedside drawer, right next to the condoms. (Condoms? Who am I kidding?) Real-estate investor-slash-drug-counselor John Sundahl, 38, is the latest in a seemingly inexhaustible list of men who are happy to gab to the press about how much fun it is to fuck Britney. Sundahl stands out from the crowd, though, by being the first one to drag bowel surgery into this mess.
"When I was in the hospital [for bowel sur...
I mean, I guess Tony plays some manner of sport, and maybe he's still relevant in that context -- I wouldn't know -- so if you sports people still want to talk about him, I guess that's okay with me, but can we just never hear about Eva Longoria again, please? How this woman continues to be relevant baffles me. Desperate Housewives hasn't been good since what feels like some point during the Reagan administration, her film career never even started (she has one movie coming out in 2007, and ...