If you wake up in cold sweats every now and then because you had this horrible nightmare that they canceled Studio 60 and then have to face the staggering reality that they actually did, there's light at the end of this dark, Jordan McDeere-less tunnel.
Aaron Sorkin has been tapped to write a screenplay for DreamWorks about the trial of the 1968 anti-war activists known as the Chicago Seven.
The film is part of a three-picture deal Sorkin just signed with DreamWorks ... and is bein...
Um, top 10 celebrity boobs, brought to you by a couple of gay dudes. And, predictably, they are perfect. [LA Rag Mag] Kevin Federline's dating a DJ, so I guess he found someone whose voice is heard on the radio more often than Britney's these days. [Allie] Hey! Guess what? Kim Kardashian's ass? Still huge. [Holy Candy] A photog gets his ass kicked outside the ESPY awards. That's what you get for fucking with Rumer Willis, people. [Celebrity Smack] Sobriety is certainly not going stop Courtney Love from trashing a hotel room. Just like it hasn't stopped Britney Spears from drinking alcohol. [SOW] It's that time of month again, kids: rumors of Paula Abdul getting the boot at AI have hit the web. [Agent Bedhead] Dude, if Miss New Jersey loses her crown over these retarded pictures, I will officially lose all respect for beauty pageants ... oh, wait. [GTS] Greatest. Ad Campaign. Ever. I'm thinking Hillary Clinton should hire these guys pronto. [Flisted] Ivanka Trump's all like, "I'm way too good for The View. I mean, do you people even know how smart I am?" [Cele|bitchy] Amy Winehouse's Back to Black has officially gone platinum. Amy, on the other hand, has officially gone batshit. [Bree] Paris Hilton is wearing a shirt with her own face on it. They should make men's pants with Paris Hilton's face on them. That would make more sense. [Celebslam] Diddy is having sex with everyone. [Bossip] What's your workout soundtrack? [Pajiba] Star magazine doesn't think Nicole Richie's body can handle a baby, either. [popbytes] Katharine McPhee: still way hot. [Glitterati] Okay, I finally looked at these Bai Ling nipple slip pictures, and this chick has a ginormous nipple. That thing really does look like it could poke your eye out. [Drunken Stepfather] Anne Heche: still motherfucking crazy, now with more property destruction. [Cele|bitchy] Josh Duhamel says that Fergie would have been too hot for him in high school. Okay, Josh. Take that sentence. Reverse it. Apply it to today. Then call me. [The Blemish]
It appears as though all Paris Hilton's claims that she was treated "just like any other inmate -- no better, no worse" may hold about as much truth as her statement that she'd never done drugs.
The Sheriff's Department yesterday opened up an investigation into allegations that Paris received all sorts of special treatment in the slammer.
The internal probe will examine whether the hotel heiress was given free access to a cordless phone instead of being forced to wait in line to use a pay phone at cert...
Miss Anna Faris, one of my favorite little-seen starlets, showed up at the premiere of We Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry looking like, well, not like Anna Faris. Ms. Faris filed for divorce in early April, but it appears the new face predates that. Looking through the WireImage archives, it would seem the new face debuted at Sundance in January -- the last photo of the old face is from November 2006. I can't even quite pinpoint what she had done, but she looks like a totally different person, and it kinda bums me out, because she had such an adorable, unique look before. Now she just kind of looks like a ...
Posh and Becks arrived at LAX this evening. They're here to stay. And, so far, Posh is not making good on her promise to "smile more for America."
Let the fun begin.
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I just had to point this out to anyone who missed it, because I laughed for like an hour over this.
TMZ's a division of AOL/Time Warner, which has, you know, assets and stuff, so they can't exactly go around calling people big ole dykes, but they want you to know they know exactly what Queen Latifah's doing with her free time.
Her heinieness was seen power-walking in faaaaaaaabulous West Hollywood yesterday, with her perky lil' trainer/galpal.
Her majesty ate up the red carpet yester...
Our paparazzi pals over at Buzz Foto send over these shots of Paris decabbing at her Hollywood Hills home, which they took at five o'clock this morning. Paris looks less than sober, but, hey, at least she wasn't driving.
It would be nice if she could just pretend to make good on any of those promises she made about, you know, giving back to society in any substantive way whatsoever. Just go through the motions, Par. Just for a month. Is that really so much to ask?
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I wrote one less than a week ago. About Britney's one and only true love, her drug counselor, John Sundahl, who credits Britney's love with keeping him alive through his recent bowel surgery. And if that kind of love can't last, I don't know what hope this new guy has.
For anyone who's keeping tabs, it's her bodyguard. His name's Damon, and apparently he's been playing daddy to her boys and taking her to plays and going with her to church and blah blah blah gag me. If you must know:
On S...
It's starting, you guys! Beckham-mania is prepared to conquer the final frontier: the United States of America.
Posh & Becks are on the cover of W magazine this August, and the interview promises to be very revealing (almost as revealing as the pictures).
Victoria finally addresses those pesky rumors that she's actually a robot: "I think people are really going to see me for the first time. I think they have this impression that I’m this miserable cow who doesn’t smile....
The ESPY awards were held today at the Kodak Theater. I don't know who won. I don't know who was nominated. I don't even know what types of awards are given, but I certainly hope Kendra Wilkinson's breasts warranted at least an honorable mention. Is there an award for Most Basketball-Like Body Feature?
Danica Patrick was there, and it's cool to get to run pictures of her, because, if you hadn't noticed, I don't know shit about sports, and I know less about racecar driving, but I do know tha...
Ha! I never thought I'd have the opportunity to say "XYZ" in that context ever again, much less to Dave Navarro.
Davey left Teddy's last night with a mystery blonde and an open fly -- can anyone ID this chick?...